Proof: Illuminati are a Powerless Hoax

It has been half an hour. Still alive!!!

atta girl!!!!

And satan doesn't exist either, right?

Oh no you didn't!!

1. I am insignificant and the illuminati has nothing to fear from me, so I will be ignored.



3. I will be banned from the site by the people that run the site, which will be determined that they are members or agents of the illuminati and my silence was ordered, when in reality, it is more likely that I offended someone or killed an often used topic which is bad for business.

You're an fucking moron treating this hoax of an entity "the illuminati" like some kind of God...

Do you try to trick God with your prayers too?

Fucking idiot..

You're daring the Illuminati to shut you up? As if they can hear your thoughts and answer your prayers.. LIKE GOD?

You probably say shit in prayers like "If you exist, do this..."

Someone like you will never have faith because you can't see with your fucking eyes that were given to you. Your perception renders your eyes useless.. your brain as well.

Wtf?

Going on an hour and a half. Still no sign of black helicopters, no heart palpitations, and most of all still not banned from the site.

I am so sorry that I neglected the religious that would immediately use my statements to question my faith, my belief in a spiritual power. Sorry, one has nothing to do with the other.

There is no Illuminati. They are nothing more than an uban myth based on a gathering on influencial people at one time. Anyone who claims to be illuminati are powerless fools and liars. BRING IT ON!

That's right!

Satan, or "evil", along with being "holy" are just concepts created by man to describe the polarized ambitions of people.

What The Bleep Do We Know: Down The Rabbit Hole, youtube.

Water does not exist. I double-dare water to get me wet.

It has been 30 min and i'm still dry thus water doesn't exist

Well it has been nearly 7 hours. Still alive, still kicking. Haven't been silenced yet.

Went out in public. Spent time in large crowds. Drove on busy streets. Ate food in public that I did not watch being prepared.

Lots of opportunities for the non-existent Illuminati to take me out, and yet. Still neglected.

Must be pretty apparent that I am correct by now.

12 hours.

WOW! For an all powerful organization that runs the world, they are really disappointing.

That is what I say to them.

Once again. They do not exist. It is a HOAX!

Why would anyone, Illuminati or not,
care about what you say and do?

You are a waste of the common mans time,
what makes you think the elite could have
any reason to care about you?

Wow you are the definition of naive.

If you are that fearless, why not consider joining the white hats and help arrest the elite so the world can become a much better place?

Going on 21 hours. Wasn't murdered in my sleep. Getting ready to hit the public roads again. Going to be in public for hours.

Am I that fearless?

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM AN IMAGINARY THING.
I am more afraid of the TOE MONSTER that lives under my bed that wants to eat my toes if the slip out from under the covers at night.

Coming up on 36 hours. No visits from men in black. Finances are still unaffected. Family members still alive.
At what time has my point been made.

Oh, they'll get you.

Eventually...

You are a Grade A moron.

you don't understand how it all works

here's a hint; everything is a front, every front is a legitimate organization

there are some exceptions but not many

We are the real Illuminati
and we are the Power!

59 hours.

So far the only damage done to me are a few insults as you can see.

Otherwise, the hoax is doing a superb job of silencing me.

For those that still believe in them.

The illuminati can suck a fart from my ass!

73 hours. Still not silenced.

What about hour 74? Live in fear of that moment!

cause you are an insignificant idiot

A little over 6 days now. Still no harm. Once again, my statement stands. There is no Illuminati. They are a work of fiction.

Or they just couldn't care less what you type on an Internet forum.

But yeah, I have trouble believing they're real as well.

Haha! THIS.

Eh, so given the fact that ypu are aware hat this goes both ways, it really isnt going to prove anything really. Like you said, I can call you out and say that you could be working for the Illuminati and helping them cover-up their existence so the mass will continue being sheeple who ignore catastrophic events and shrug their shoulders when their rights as human beings are being sh*t on? Like you said, you knew some people would accuse you of acting as a dis-info agent for them to help keep their agenda hidden with no one to put a stop to their malevolent plans of "Big Brother"-ing the world and taking away our freewill.

Because so long as you continue to live and breathe, and flaunt your existence because you woild have been dead since you taunted the Illumimayi on a forum, each and every day/ hour, you at the same time are proving people that the existence of the Illuminati IS real, especially the ones who perceive you as a shill/dis-info agent by adamantly trying to cover up the existence of the Illuminati so desperately. I mean you post on here each and every day, come on! We don't need to be convinced that the Illuminati exists if they don't, and people who KNOW for sure that they do not exist, would not be as desperate as to do something like this or try to prove it in this way. It almost seems like you pulled this stunt just to make fun of the people who do believe in their existence. You can talk until you're blue in the face and say otherwise but then you're spreading dis-info because they have continued to keep you alive. :O Dun dun dun dun! ;-9 You see how you proved absolutely nothing, there?

Im sorry to come off a little mean but there are people who want to believe that the Illuminati exists, let them! What's it to you? It's not gonna do any good mocking other people's beliefs, especially if at they
believe isn't hurting anyone. If they want to believe President Obama is
an evil anti-Christ reptilian, let them because Im pretty sure he is unaffected by it. Okayokay, worse case scenario? His feelings might be a little hurt but as the President, I'm sure he was aware that he would not
be able to please everybody and has been called far-worse things than, "anti-Christ reptilian".