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TSA HEROICALLY FORCES NURSING MOTHER TO PUMP BREASTMILK BEFORE BOARDING PLANE

 
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LOL!

So, this weekend, while trying to find news about the storm hitting us here on Kauai, I was listening to the radio. 2 ads stood out -

1st - the County Health Department is sponsoring a breast milk pump loaner program.

2nd - TSA Kauai is now hiring!!!!

Played both of these spots a lot - sometimes even back to back!
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


Google et al reading your browser history.
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LOL!

So, this weekend, while trying to find news about the storm hitting us here on Kauai, I was listening to the radio. 2 ads stood out -

1st - the County Health Department is sponsoring a breast milk pump loaner program.

2nd - TSA Kauai is now hiring!!!!

Played both of these spots a lot - sometimes even back to back!
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


Google et al reading your browser history.
 Quoting: 008-80


So?

I don't go anywhere on the internet that I would be nervous about someone knowing about.

What in the world are YOU looking at that has you so paranoid?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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LOL!

So, this weekend, while trying to find news about the storm hitting us here on Kauai, I was listening to the radio. 2 ads stood out -

1st - the County Health Department is sponsoring a breast milk pump loaner program.

2nd - TSA Kauai is now hiring!!!!

Played both of these spots a lot - sometimes even back to back!
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


Google et al reading your browser history.
 Quoting: 008-80


So?

I don't go anywhere on the internet that I would be nervous about someone knowing about.

What in the world are YOU looking at that has you so paranoid?
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken

I was just pointing out why you were seeing those ads. Happens to me frequently. Shortly after looking into various products, ads relating to those products show up on completely unrelated websites.
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LOL!

So, this weekend, while trying to find news about the storm hitting us here on Kauai, I was listening to the radio. 2 ads stood out -

1st - the County Health Department is sponsoring a breast milk pump loaner program.

2nd - TSA Kauai is now hiring!!!!

Played both of these spots a lot - sometimes even back to back!
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


Google et al reading your browser history.
 Quoting: 008-80


So?

I don't go anywhere on the internet that I would be nervous about someone knowing about.

What in the world are YOU looking at that has you so paranoid?
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken

I was just pointing out why you were seeing those ads. Happens to me frequently. Shortly after looking into various products, ads relating to those products show up on completely unrelated websites.
 Quoting: 008-80


Oh

you may want to read my post again

I wasn't seeing any ads - I was listening to the radio

because, my internet was down
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Google et al reading your browser history.
 Quoting: 008-80


So?

I don't go anywhere on the internet that I would be nervous about someone knowing about.

What in the world are YOU looking at that has you so paranoid?
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken

I was just pointing out why you were seeing those ads. Happens to me frequently. Shortly after looking into various products, ads relating to those products show up on completely unrelated websites.
 Quoting: 008-80


Oh

you may want to read my post again

I wasn't seeing any ads - I was listening to the radio

because, my internet was down
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


DOH! That's bizarre! I gotta quit skimming.hiding


How about this: Radio frequencies reading your brain waves on their way to the antenna. Don't stand in between the radio and radio towerpeace
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03/07/2012 06:50 PM
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So?

I don't go anywhere on the internet that I would be nervous about someone knowing about.

What in the world are YOU looking at that has you so paranoid?
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken

I was just pointing out why you were seeing those ads. Happens to me frequently. Shortly after looking into various products, ads relating to those products show up on completely unrelated websites.
 Quoting: 008-80


Oh

you may want to read my post again

I wasn't seeing any ads - I was listening to the radio

because, my internet was down
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


DOH! That's bizarre! I gotta quit skimming.hiding


How about this: Radio frequencies reading your brain waves on their way to the antenna. Don't stand in between the radio and radio towerpeace
 Quoting: 008-80


LOL! Not likely - I live in a dead zone - no cell phones, no TV unless you've got cable and barely get any radio signal. I had to hold the radio in the air and grab the end of the antennae to get any reception at all.
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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03/07/2012 06:53 PM
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Wow....the bravery....I hope they gave that honerable tsa agent a medal and a months paid vacation for putting his life on the line
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11849100


I know I know......where do they get the courage......this story choked me up a little and made me wonder what more can I do for homeland security..........excuse me I need a tissue
tissue
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Ha ha
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03/07/2012 06:59 PM
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This again?

whatever

Follow the rules or you don't fly, it's very simple
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This again?

whatever

Follow the rules or you don't fly, it's very simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6578779


This again? Fuck flying dipshit they had tsa at a high school prom...
The goal is every mall every stadium.
Common practise on every traffic stop check points
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This again?

whatever

Follow the rules or you don't fly, it's very simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6578779


This again? Fuck flying dipshit they had tsa at a high school prom...
The goal is every mall every stadium.
Common practise on every traffic stop check points
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This again?

whatever

Follow the rules or you don't fly, it's very simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6578779


Try learning to read

ah hell! with your intellectual capacity, try applying for a TSA job - you're bound to get it!
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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03/12/2012 06:33 PM
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Just wait until they get the bright idea that terrorists could plant explosive devises in breast implants

Ooooh those titties look to big, let me give them a squeeze in the name of home land security
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LOL! Kauai airport is in trouble again! Stupid security kicked a bunch of stranded tourists out into a crazy storm in the middle of the night. One, a pregnant woman.

[link to thegardenisland.com]
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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The GLP community does not like the TSA huh? That's all you guys talk about. Get off their nuts, Dude made a mistake.
 Quoting: SightCollective


The GLP community doesnt fly dude, let alone go out of the house. The outside world scares them, its shiny and bright and full of reality. Plus by the sounds of things they are to hung up on Breast feeding mothers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10978082


OH MY GOD , IS THAT GUY WATCHING ME
HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY KNOW MY ROUTINE...
IM SO SCARED NOW I TGUNK IM GONNA VOMIT
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those tsa boys are so brave it makes me realize how lucky we are to have people looking for those evil patriot terrorists
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Thank goodness....that breastmilk could have given someone diarrhea if turned sour...shitstream
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Yes you can do a lot of damage with a breat pump. WTF this is getting crazier and crazier over there. People need to stop flying and send a message.
 Quoting: grasptheuniverse


Yes. "We are going to let you scare us into no longer exercising our right to fly." Wow...powerful.

On the other hand, I don't suppose they actually intended air travel to increase by using their perverted criminal brown-shirt security force though....so maybe not.
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Yes you can do a lot of damage with a breat pump. WTF this is getting crazier and crazier over there. People need to stop flying and send a message.
 Quoting: grasptheuniverse


Yes. "We are going to let you scare us into no longer exercising our right to fly." Wow...powerful.

On the other hand, I don't suppose they actually intended air travel to increase by using their perverted criminal brown-shirt security force though....so maybe not.
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Those pricks should go straight from the brown shirts to the skid marks
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Wow....the bravery....I hope they gave that honerable tsa agent a medal and a months paid vacation for putting his life on the line
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11849100


I was thinking of becoming a Navy SEAL but now I realize all the honor and glory is in the TSA.
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." -- Marcus Aurelius

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Wow....the bravery....I hope they gave that honerable tsa agent a medal and a months paid vacation for putting his life on the line
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11849100


I was thinking of becoming a Navy SEAL but now I realize all the honor and glory is in the TSA.
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Back in Nam we used to eat kitten
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[link to nation.foxnews.com]

Thank God for the tsa.....the terrorists are everywhere and who does this vile women think she is reproducing CO2 inducers anyway.....they should have detained the women until her child bearing years were behind her and exterminated the baby.
After all Any baby under age 3 is NOW ARGUED ELEIGIBLE FOR LATE TERM ABORTION BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPLETLEY USELESS EATERS.

OH THE GENIUS MINDS BEHIND THE NEW WORLD ORDER......if only we could even have half the intelligence.


Kill yourselves
Save the earth......
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