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YOUR BROOM WILL STAND ON ITS OWN DUE TO "PLANETARY ALIGNMENT" - LEGIT PLEASE DONT DELETE

 
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I WAS GOING TO CALL B/S TOO. HOWEVER I'M AT WORK, TOOK OLD BROOM WITH VERY LITTLE BRISTLES LEFT IT'S STANDING UP ALL BY IT'S SELF. COOL STORY BRO. STOP AND TRY IT YOURSELF
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[link to www.freeimagehosting.net]

how do i upload pics?
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Hate to burst you retards bubble, but this is something you can do anytime and has been done for years...saw this done when I was a kid. You dipshits need to get out more often.
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If we're all "dipshits" and "retards", why are you wasting your precious time here, oh holy one?

My broom has a bend 12" from the top and I've never noticed it could stand before. That's all.

Dipshits and retards of the world unite! We're taking over and you perfect ones ain't gonna like it!
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Entertainment.
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And you think WE should "get out more"?
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It's called balancing here is the definition

bal·ance   [bal-uhns] noun, verb, -anced, -anc·ing.
noun
1.
a state of equilibrium or equipoise; equal distribution of weight, amount, etc.
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i'm sure this has already been said in this thread, but you all do realize they will do this ANY and EVERY day of the year, you've just never tried it.

today is not special.

Last Edited by 1-2-Follow on 03/06/2012 11:49 AM
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chuckle




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Mines doing it too:-)
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i'm sure this has already been said in this thread, but you all do realize they will do this ANY and EVERY day of the year, you've just never tried it.

today is not special.
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That's probably it. I admit I never went around trying to balance brooms before.
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Yep its still standing!!!

Just hope its next trick is to sweep the kitchen for me and save me a job!
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that's always been the case

you can make a screwdriver stand on the rough end of it's handle as well

just takes some recoinoitering and patience

by way of much
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BROOMTARDS


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alright guys funny you got me i actually tried 2 different ones in fact and after 5 min spent on both none stood
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5a quidditch time 5a

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Ok I thought this was going to be a bad joke but my broom is standing up.

It almost "locks" into a specific position. I've tried moving it around while standing, but it keeps going back to it's original standing position.

I looked at the bristles holding the broom up and they are spread evenly to hold the weight. So with that being said, it makes sense to why the broom is standing up, but I have never tried before so who knows if this is normal or due to some planetary alignment.

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alright guys funny you got me i actually tried 2 different ones in fact and after 5 min spent on both none stood
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Seriously......just tried it after reading the post..... and took pics....and posted them.

Damn, I didn't even try to balance the broom! It stands up almost everywhere in my home. And it is an angle broom as well!

Couple of pics, different location and view.

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I thought this was BS too till I experimented a little.Didn't work in kitchen or livingroom but I stuck it up my ass and it's been good for over 30 minutes now.
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Standing up is all fine and good, but the real trick would be getting it to fly. With gas prices these days, I wanna get around Harry Potter style!
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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alright guys funny you got me i actually tried 2 different ones in fact and after 5 min spent on both none stood
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Did you forget to say the magic words and do the secret ritual first? Go outside in front of your house, dressed in only your underwear, and wave a dead chicken around your head while quaking like a duck.

That'll fix 'er...
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I call b.s tried many times and still won't stay upright.
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It's not halloween again already is it? I can't see any witches flying around on broomstics just yet!
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If I can get my angle broom to stand by itself I will definatly post a photo. norespect
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SHUT THE FUCK UP! My broom is chillin in the kitchen standing up!
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It doesn't work for mops. I just tried.
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WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE POST A VIDEO ABOUT THIS!
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My angle broom is standing in the middle of my living room. The handle is at about a 20 degree angle. It only took me 2 tries before it stood up on its own.

Cool beans!

I couldn't get an egg to stand up, though...

Last Edited by *Rhombus* on 03/06/2012 12:36 PM
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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My broom is chillin in the kitchen standing up!
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Mine too, weird init?
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WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE POST A VIDEO ABOUT THIS!
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It's uploading right now.
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I heard the broom will stand up in the room that needs to be swept.
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OMG my broom just stood up and started reading Shakespear and is now demanding I make a beer run...

WTF?!?!





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