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WARNING:: You MUST Detox/Clear your Pineal Gland Before the End of this Year (2012) if you Want to Ascend!

 
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My uncle is a shaman in Mexico and what he told me yesterday really made me think. What people are calling "ascension" is not necessarily about just walking through a stargate or aliens taking you aboard a ship to a planet of light.

This is an INTERNAL process...yes portals will be opening towards the end of this year but if you don't have the eye to "see" them you'll be stuck here when the SHTF here in 3D earth.

The Pineal Gland is the 3rd eye or the eye of Ra. Due to fluoride intake in drinking water elsewhere the pineal gland of most people is mostly calcified like a stone.

My uncle said there are 2 things we must do:

1) DETOX the pineal gland....there are many ways but he suggested drink nothing but distilled water to break up blockages.

2) Activate the eye: The Philosophers Stone or DMT is the key to unlock the higher realities and navigate. We must act quickly but the faster way is to fast for a week drinking nothing but distilled water....then begin recycling your life water (urine) and continue to fast consuming nothing but the life water (which contains the stone). Eventually start eating raw foods only and continue with the water purification process and by the end of the year we will be aware of the inner stargate and the way to move through it by the life giving crystalline water. We are like babies in the womb...this is what he said!!

Dudes I'm freaking out....I WANT to ascend but up until this point no one told me how....
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What's the charge at you local veterinarian's office?
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Your supposed to drink distilled urine.

Which all water is. But freshly distilled urine contain more "Sulfur" which is the Philosophical Fire of the Stone.
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i'm going nowhere, this is my home yoda
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If distilling Urine with an Alembic or Retort is too gross for you another option is to drink Dew.

Dew contains some of the stone and it is freshly consolidated distillate. So therefore it is charged with much Sulfur.
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you lost me at uncle
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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Re: WARNING:: You MUST Detox/Clear your Pineal Gland Before the End of this Year (2012) if you Want to Ascend!
My uncle is a shaman in Mexico and what he told me yesterday really made me think. What people are calling "ascension" is not necessarily about just walking through a stargate or aliens taking you aboard a ship to a planet of light.

This is an INTERNAL process...yes portals will be opening towards the end of this year but if you don't have the eye to "see" them you'll be stuck here when the SHTF here in 3D earth.

The Pineal Gland is the 3rd eye or the eye of Ra. Due to fluoride intake in drinking water elsewhere the pineal gland of most people is mostly calcified like a stone.

My uncle said there are 2 things we must do:

1) DETOX the pineal gland....there are many ways but he suggested drink nothing but distilled water to break up blockages.

2) Activate the eye: The Philosophers Stone or DMT is the key to unlock the higher realities and navigate. We must act quickly but the faster way is to fast for a week drinking nothing but distilled water....then begin recycling your life water (urine) and continue to fast consuming nothing but the life water (which contains the stone). Eventually start eating raw foods only and continue with the water purification process and by the end of the year we will be aware of the inner stargate and the way to move through it by the life giving crystalline water. We are like babies in the womb...this is what he said!!

Dudes I'm freaking out....I WANT to ascend but up until this point no one told me how....
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You aint going anywhere while your sitting in your mums basement,looking at Conspiracy forums and wanking every 2 hours while eating natchos..the only place you're going is weightwatchers.
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Never say your uncle told you anything here on GLP. Its kind of the same start as...a 3 headed glowing penis told me to eat tree bark for 30 years and then light floss on fire until the whole world sings there's a pain in my right sheetrock.
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Never say your uncle told you anything here on GLP. Its kind of the same start as...a 3 headed glowing penis told me to eat tree bark for 30 years and then light floss on fire until the whole world sings there's a pain in my right sheetrock.
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laugh
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The stone is a crystal that you can make from a salt.

For all that is necessary for our work is the putrefaction of a Purified Salt.

If you want to make the stone you have to give it a body to change.

A salt made from the leftover urine distillate.

After calincation and cohobate the distillate with the caput mortam and continue with another eagle.

Do this 10 times and you will have a charged distillate and a white salt in the retort.

Take the salt an pour the mercury containing the sulfur into a round bottom flask.

Incubate this for a few weeks with the first degree heat, then give it the heat of the 2nd degree for the same time. This will allow for the salt to be changed into the stone by the sulfur within the queen.

And a new star will be born.

You can take this Primary Amine and use it as a key to unlock all metals.

Or you can unlock your 3rd eye.
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dmt, dmt , dmt, sure if you want to fry, hell try battery acid, main line it.



He is right on the ascension thing, most likely dosent apply to you, more of a genetic thing. Thats why the chop the heads off the 0-riginals you know.
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really interested, here is a start;
[link to www.keylonticdictionary.org]
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What about distilled bull semen?!?

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what do you mean by recycle our uring?

did you get this from the book of aquarius?
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Re: WARNING:: You MUST Detox/Clear your Pineal Gland Before the End of this Year (2012) if you Want to Ascend!
My uncle is a shaman in Mexico and what he told me yesterday really made me think. What people are calling "ascension" is not necessarily about just walking through a stargate or aliens taking you aboard a ship to a planet of light.

This is an INTERNAL process...yes portals will be opening towards the end of this year but if you don't have the eye to "see" them you'll be stuck here when the SHTF here in 3D earth.

The Pineal Gland is the 3rd eye or the eye of Ra. Due to fluoride intake in drinking water elsewhere the pineal gland of most people is mostly calcified like a stone.

My uncle said there are 2 things we must do:

1) DETOX the pineal gland....there are many ways but he suggested drink nothing but distilled water to break up blockages.

2) Activate the eye: The Philosophers Stone or DMT is the key to unlock the higher realities and navigate. We must act quickly but the faster way is to fast for a week drinking nothing but distilled water....then begin recycling your life water (urine) and continue to fast consuming nothing but the life water (which contains the stone). Eventually start eating raw foods only and continue with the water purification process and by the end of the year we will be aware of the inner stargate and the way to move through it by the life giving crystalline water. We are like babies in the womb...this is what he said!!

Dudes I'm freaking out....I WANT to ascend but up until this point no one told me how....
 Quoting: all seeing EYE 1487573


We are pregnant with our own child, yes. But no need to fear, fear will only keep you away from your true self. Urine is a healer many times, have heard that as well.

There are many things you can do to clear fluoride out, most important, stop to eat stuff that contains fluoride, specially, don't use regular toothpaste, black tea and such.

A good way to jumpstart your brain in many ways is to have a gallon of colloidal gold and/or silver. Have it during a 3 month period! Cayenne pepper is also very nice (google it)

Nice thread!
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oil pulling is working for me. Teeth are whiter after the first day. Second day, no phelm in throat. I am keeping a diary of the positive or negative effects of oil pulling.
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"my uncle..."

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Never say your uncle told you anything here on GLP. Its kind of the same start as...a 3 headed glowing penis told me to eat tree bark for 30 years and then light floss on fire until the whole world sings there's a pain in my right sheetrock.
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5* just for this comment1rof1
vision through your third eye
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The stone is a crystal that you can make from a salt.

For all that is necessary for our work is the putrefaction of a Purified Salt.

If you want to make the stone you have to give it a body to change.

A salt made from the leftover urine distillate.

After calincation and cohobate the distillate with the caput mortam and continue with another eagle.

Do this 10 times and you will have a charged distillate and a white salt in the retort.

Take the salt an pour the mercury containing the sulfur into a round bottom flask.

Incubate this for a few weeks with the first degree heat, then give it the heat of the 2nd degree for the same time. This will allow for the salt to be changed into the stone by the sulfur within the queen.

And a new star will be born.

You can take this Primary Amine and use it as a key to unlock all metals.

Or you can unlock your 3rd eye.
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Where is this from?

Which alchemical text?
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Baron Von Ruesenstiens Selected Chemical Processes.

Its my favorite Alchemical text and its part of the Ramms collection.

He was visited by Six Adepts who taught him much of the Art which he wrote down and hid in a wall.

Many years later the book was found when the building was being torn down.

The book is partially written in code and it may take you awhile to decipher the symbols if you dont use a key legend.
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google Etherium Gold
it is phenomenal at opening the third eye and detoxing toxic energy in your aura
been meditating for years
but after I started taking this (recommended by a friend) things have become so much clearer/better
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I was starting to have a few dreams when I stopped using flouride tooth paste and drank only bottled water.

Then my filiing came out, and went to the dentist. They xrayed my head and teeth, then cleaned my teeth with sodium flouride (calcium floride is naturally occuring).

I felt terrible and didn't dream a thing last night

sad
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I was starting to have a few dreams when I stopped using flouride tooth paste and drank only bottled water.

Then my filiing came out, and went to the dentist. They xrayed my head and teeth, then cleaned my teeth with sodium flouride (calcium floride is naturally occuring).

I felt terrible and didn't dream a thing last night

sad
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You have to stay away from the aluminum laced deodorant/ anti antiperspirants also. Far better to fast, if you really want to project to another place or walk thru walls.
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What about distilled bull semen?!?

sockpuppet
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why not use your own? It is living water....consuming it daily will heal you in my opinion.
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I was starting to have a few dreams when I stopped using flouride tooth paste and drank only bottled water.

Then my filiing came out, and went to the dentist. They xrayed my head and teeth, then cleaned my teeth with sodium flouride (calcium floride is naturally occuring).

I felt terrible and didn't dream a thing last night

sad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10705336


You have to stay away from the aluminum laced deodorant/ anti antiperspirants also. Far better to fast, if you really want to project to another place or walk thru walls.
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Oh, I already do that. I use Tom's brand

smile
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Does this mean shoving things up each others arses?

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what do you mean by recycle our uring?

did you get this from the book of aquarius?
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Im reading that one as well. Very hard to comprehend. I guess that is why it is such a valuable stone.

Peace to you
Amy
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bump
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only Bear Grylls will ascend...
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Howard Hughes already has...
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Knowledge of the natural world around us.....but do we still have the time?


[link to www.thebookofaquarius.com]

[link to www.subtleenergies.com]

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]

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