Giant-fanged 'mutant hellbeast' demon washed up on Californian sea shore

duh. it's a wild boar that had alot of float time. people get a grip there is serious stuff coming and you've got to have control of your senses!

Its a deformed reptillian.

We have our proof!

Quick, call David dIcke

San Diego tourist attraction belly's swell in water at long catatonic states & teeth are not correct it is not a real Chupacabra. Kids these days love a good prank & SD needs more tourist money.

It is a opossum.

Sabertooth dog.

Escaped from the labs or just some testing going on. TPTB are breeding these monsters to release on the public for the apocalypse.

Anybody seen my dog? He's a naked mole-dog with a stylish Mohawk and pronounced tusks. He chewed through the chain-link last night, and he usually lopes out toward the beach when he gets loose. Caution is advised, as he is fond of ankles.

He is feral, sometimes answers to the name of 'Choopy' and has been known to dry hump fire hydrants. The whole blood-sucking thing is an exaggeration from the National Enquirer, so you don't have to worry about that.

If you see my dog, please contact me, and do not, I repeat, do not try to pet him or pick him up. He is a very anti-social dog, and when he gets off the leash, he really gets off the leash.

Signed,
El Chupacabra
San Diego

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