Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,828 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,537,254
Pageviews Today: 2,125,659Threads Today: 388Posts Today: 8,409
03:55 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Romney's Magic Underwear

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2605507
United States
03/07/2012 06:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Romney's Magic Underwear
Seriously? This guy could be leader of the "free" world, and he believes his underpants somehow qualify him for a special corner of heaven? Insane.

Obama might be a puppet globalist banker whore, but at least he doesn't wear magic underwear. If I were to waste time voting in our staged sheeple herding elections, I'd vote for the non-magic underwear guy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12110994
United Kingdom
03/07/2012 06:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Mormonism is just ... well, "RIDICULOUS" doesn't even come close to the psychotic shit these nimrods believe.

pennywise
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12128966
United States
03/07/2012 06:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Seriously? This guy could be leader of the "free" world, and he believes his underpants somehow qualify him for a special corner of heaven? Insane.

Obama might be a puppet globalist banker whore, but at least he doesn't wear magic underwear. If I were to waste time voting in our staged sheeple herding elections, I'd vote for the non-magic underwear guy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2605507


YOUR A WHACK-O

POSSESSIVENESS CONFEDERATE DEVIL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12125933
United States
03/07/2012 06:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1543813
Canada
03/07/2012 06:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
It's a symbolic gesture of being batshit crazy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1550123
United States
03/07/2012 06:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


That is not Biblical. That is part of your Freemasonry background.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12110994
United Kingdom
03/07/2012 06:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
It's a symbolic gesture of being batshit crazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1543813


cruise
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 11678310
United States
03/07/2012 06:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


sounds like something Catholics would do
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12110994
United Kingdom
03/07/2012 06:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


That is fucking insane, right there.

damned
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2605507
United States
03/07/2012 06:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


My temple endowment is average, but I like to kick it commando most of the time. I live in a climate plagued by heat and humidity. One less piece of fabric clinging to my junk and surrounding sensitive areas is greatly noticed.

All of Mormonism reads like something concocted by a C student in middle school creative writing. This Joseph Smith must have been an exceptional BS artist to peddle such ludicrous shine-o-la. What a glowing testament to the gullibility of man, all organized religion.

Now, I think one has the right to have these or any believes he chooses. But I, by the same token, have the right to make fun of them. That's America. Love it or leave it, as a wise argument once ended.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2605507
United States
03/07/2012 06:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
My temple endowment is average, but I like to kick it commando most of the time. I live in a climate plagued by heat and humidity. One less piece of fabric clinging to my junk and surrounding sensitive areas is greatly noticed.

What I meant to say next, is that if God, in whichever form he exists, decides the day I assume room temperature to curse my loving soul for the rest of endless time because I don't like sweaty, clingy junk, then my soul be cursed until the last donkey comes home from the range and shits me four shots of whiskey.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2605507
United States
03/07/2012 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Also, Romney has that "experienced" look with the dark brown hair and grey sideburns. Everything about this guy is carefully crafted.
tony clifton
User ID: 11004562
United States
03/07/2012 08:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
I have no objection to all the "magical" underware in the Victoria's Secret catalog.bananasex
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12138224
Australia
03/07/2012 08:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Also, Romney has that "experienced" look with the dark brown hair and grey sideburns. Everything about this guy is carefully crafted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2605507



and he still looks like a phony.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12025500
United States
03/07/2012 08:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


That is fucking insane, right there.

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12110994


That is only the beginning of mormonism
CrazyJarhead

User ID: 10367362
United States
03/07/2012 08:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
I'll take magic underwear over Obama's turban.

osamaobama
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 2605507
United States
03/07/2012 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Go away, baby killer.
CrazyJarhead

User ID: 10367362
United States
03/07/2012 08:57 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Go away, baby killer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2605507


Sorry but you must be talking about Obama. You know, the guy who loves abortion and even voted for infanticide when he was in the Illinois Senate.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12018334
United States
03/07/2012 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Seriously? This guy could be leader of the "free" world, and he believes his underpants somehow qualify him for a special corner of heaven? Insane.

Obama might be a puppet globalist banker whore, but at least he doesn't wear magic underwear. If I were to waste time voting in our staged sheeple herding elections, I'd vote for the non-magic underwear guy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2605507


I don't think a man like him "beleives" it, its part of the agenda, but anybody that beleives it cannot reason between santa claus and reality and whether he believes it or not, I don't want anybody subscribing to stuff like this as president.

The white mormon underwear is a HUGE CORRUPTION of protecting oneself by WHITE LIGHTING oneself which IS real. And it calls in angelic guardians.

its a huge money maker for the Mormon church, as the shit is expensive and its manufactured by volunteers.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4494441
United States
03/07/2012 09:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


that's not creepy at all.

psychosexual freakdom, right here.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 949887
United States
03/07/2012 09:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Ok so his next money maker will be as an underwear businessman? lol! He will open underwear factories for poor people all over Taiwan and China! We will pay $30 for a pair of drawers to put over our heads!


Yay for dumbass and you idiots seriously want this man for President? lmao!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 12018334
United States
03/07/2012 09:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other clothing, next to the skin. In fact, for most people who wear it, the garment takes the place of regular underwear. Mormons begin wearing it during their first visit to the temple, wherein they receive individual instruction on how the garment should be worn and cared for, and furthermore, they undergo a sacred ceremony called the temple endowment. Solely during this ritual, additional special clothing is put on; by contrast, the garment or special underwear is worn at all times, both day and night, from then on. It serves as a constant reminder of the covenants made during the temple endowment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12125933


NO its not, its out and out FRAUD and a cover up for the real techique of white lighting oneself. God doesn't give a FF about such stuff and the supposed promises. The special clothing is to clothe oneself in the Lord, the body temple. It is this stuff in that church that is one of the reasons it is the most corrupt church in teachings, even worse that Catholcism. I have known several mormons and I gave up having pity for them, that they are given a logical ability to reason and they cannot reason.

I have known ones excommunicated for terrible reasons and even the catholic church, as bad as it is, still don't take away the baptism. And they don't shun like mormons due when somebody is excommunicated or doesn't tow the line. Its shameful.
'
And they have a more intense desire to own the world than any other church, including islam in that one behind the scenes. Romney is their attempt to score, and they are secretly, the hierarchy of the church associated with the dark side, and zionism.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1461298
United States
04/23/2012 04:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
[link to www.wham1180.com]

"Let’s talk about Mitt Romney’s underwear.
A caller to the radio mentioned them yesterday. He was a sick-sounding man, with an odd cackle, and he over and over asked, “What about Mitt Romney’s magic underwear?”
He clearly felt he was making some sort of a point.
And he was.
That he was an idiot and a bigot.
But let’s answer his question.
What about Mitt Romney’s magic underwear?
Mitt Romney is a Mormon. That is a Christian religion founded in 1830 in upstate New York. Some Mormons do wear a religious garment under their outer clothes. Presumably, Mitt Romney is one of those Mormons.
What is a religious garment?
Well, it depends on the religion. Several faiths have unique bits of clothing that mostly seem to have the same purpose – to remind believers of who they are and what they have promised to God.
Thus the headwear of the Sikh, and the beads, prayer feathers, medicine pouches and shamanic robes of various Indian tribes.
As well as the yarmulke of some Jewish men and the head coverings of some Jewish women, and the aprons, trailing strings and hats of yet more followers of Judaism.
Or the phylacteries and other garments and devices described in particular detail in the Bible.
In that regard, it’s quite possible that Jesus, following the Old Testament Law of Moses and being an observant jewish, wore religiously prescribed garments..."

Read more: [link to www.wham1180.com]


Read more: [link to www.wham1180.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25260217
United States
11/06/2012 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Romney's Magic Underwear
bump

News