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Completey Fool Carbon 14 Dating Methods, Anything/Everything Can Be Made 2 Appear Ancient

 
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If carbon dating is so excact then why is not all the salt in the ocean from the same time period, cause as you say things have moved around for millenia and deposited these isitope for carbon dating to be able to find any time period= what is the point is that like always they are pulling a fast one who believes there b.s..
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Could I have this in English?
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Recently I got an update from my first boyfriend. He said he's feeling ancient. I would like to date him again to find out for sure.

What method should I use?
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That all depends on who he is and is he worth it? Has this guy changed since you last saw him and if he has changed how do you know it will last sis?
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the subject ,try to disprove the topix..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Recently I got an update from my first boyfriend. He said he's feeling ancient. I would like to date him again to find out for sure.

What method should I use?
 Quoting: JATMON


That all depends on who he is and is he worth it? Has this guy changed since you last saw him and if he has changed how do you know it will last sis?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283004
the subject ,try to disprove the topix..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


It was just a joke I couldn't resist.. I don't think I'll ever hear from him again, so sadly I won't be able to use that joke on him.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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Recently I got an update from my first boyfriend. He said he's feeling ancient. I would like to date him again to find out for sure.

What method should I use?
 Quoting: JATMON


That all depends on who he is and is he worth it? Has this guy changed since you last saw him and if he has changed how do you know it will last sis?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283004
the subject ,try to disprove the topix..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


It was just a joke I couldn't resist.. I don't think I'll ever hear from him again, so sadly I won't be able to use that joke on him.
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Soak him in salt water for a few months
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That all depends on who he is and is he worth it? Has this guy changed since you last saw him and if he has changed how do you know it will last sis?
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the subject ,try to disprove the topix..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


It was just a joke I couldn't resist.. I don't think I'll ever hear from him again, so sadly I won't be able to use that joke on him.
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Soak him in salt water for a few months
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I would if I could.. nice ocean beachfront.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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ocean beachfront? are you a female and would you like a handsome debt-less roommate,lol.
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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ocean beachfront? are you a female and would you like a handsome debt-less roommate,lol.
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luvya
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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4 pages of absolutely nothing..

By the way science is busy creating deadly flu viruses... Not exactly helping man kind at this point. Nuclear bombs, didn't help man kind.

Along with a whole lot more..

Carbon dating isn't 100% accurate, thats a fact.

:)
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To me, carbon dating mean.. dating with the hopes of a diamond engagement ring.



(Actually I don't care about the diamond part, it's a concept.)
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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To me, carbon dating mean.. dating with the hopes of a diamond engagement ring.



(Actually I don't care about the diamond part, it's a concept.)
 Quoting: JATMON
...at my age, an engagement ring is always ready,lol..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Re: Completey Fool Carbon 14 Dating Methods, Anything/Everything Can Be Made 2 Appear Ancient
Greetings: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg: User ID: 15480032

We Would Agree ... That The Terrestrial "Carbon Dating Process(es)" Do Not Accurately Portray The Exacting Age/Date Of An Object(s)!!

If "Understood" Properly ... How Things Are ... How They Work ... Their Processes Could Be Refined ... & Made More Precise ... Alas ... This Is Not To Be ... Of The Way The Beings On Terra/Earth Are Going ... & Of The "Time" They Have Left On That Planet !!

We Use Other Means To "Date" An Object(s) ... In Which This Is Quite Accurate ... & There Can Be No Doubt Whatsoever !! ... Ways Of Which Are Not Used/Employed There ... That Are Surprisingly Simple/Easy ... Which Give A "Record" Of The Object(s) ... That Can Be "Recorded/Preserved" ... For Further Investigative/Historical Research Purposes !!

It Is Understandable ... The Need To Show/Demonstrate ... How "Terrestrial Sciences" Can Be Made/Shown To Look Silly/Inadequate ...

... Though The Point Needed To Be Addressed Is ... How Can Such Methods Be Refined For Use ... To Correct The Flaws ... Seeking Out What Is Responsible ... What Is Causing These Errors ... In The First Place ... & Then ... Making Necessary Corrections !!

If The Methods Employed/Used ... Cannot Be ... Are Not Of Understandings There ... Then Seek "Other Understandings" ... Those That Are Able To ... Think "Outside The Box" ... (Maybe Some Of US/WE Would Assist ??) .... Rather Then Those That Are "Stuck" In Their Ways .. Using (No Pun Intended !!) ... "Outdated Methods" In/Of Their Research !!

It Is Curious ... In That Of Showing The Way To "Fool" The "Carbon Dating Process(es)" ... It Is "Pointing The Way" ... & Perhaps Even Explaining ... How To Correct The Problem ... To Make "Upgrades" As It Were !!

Farewell For Now !!

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To me, carbon dating mean.. dating with the hopes of a diamond engagement ring.



(Actually I don't care about the diamond part, it's a concept.)
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...at my age, an engagement ring is always ready,lol..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


You must be a distinguished, mature gentleman.


eyebat
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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To me, carbon dating mean.. dating with the hopes of a diamond engagement ring.



(Actually I don't care about the diamond part, it's a concept.)
 Quoting: JATMON
...at my age, an engagement ring is always ready,lol..
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


You must be a distinguished, mature gentleman.


eyebat
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...if you say so jatmon,I'm just a almost somebody..

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 06/12/2012 12:52 AM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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bump this back to my visited threads as its disappeared out of my recent threads
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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The Earth is multiple billions of years old, get over it xtian.
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:9teen: The Earth is 6,000 Years Old.

It's a sad thing that many Christians have an appalling lack of biblical understanding, that at times enables our enemies to run rings around us. To take one example: You often see or read of mockers in the media saying words to the effect that: "The bible is inaccurate because it says that the earth is only 6,000 years old."

But the bible also says...2Pe 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day [is] with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

You can easily work out for yourself that if you multiply 360 days (lunar years) x 6,000 x 1,000 that you get a figure of well over 2 billion years. Which also leaves plenty of room for quite a few 1,000 year periods to pass as single days.

No doubt some carping evolutionist will start whingeing that "the bible is still inaccurate because the earth is 6 billion (or whatever) years old. And I've got two good answers to that one.

Firstly: Just because you have blind faith in (a) the inherent accuracy of their scientific instruments. (b) The true scientific integrity of those doing the laboratory work. (c) That they cannot be fooled by false readings and/or assumptions. Pleeeeeeeeze do not expect me to take your shaky assumptions at face value. I know for a fact that false science is being used to bamboozle everyone into believing what they say about 'global warming', so why should I give you the benefit of the doubt.

Secondly: Try and explain this one away. We are told in the story of creation that the earth was formed from the small stuff that was left over after the creation of the universe. Therefore it should be quite reasonable to expect that for instance one group of about 500 million cubic miles of rock that outcrops on the earth's surface is perhaps 6 billion or so years old. Another outcrop of perhaps 200 million cubic miles could be 3 or 4 billion years old. And so on.

To sum up. If the material that was used to make the earth was in existence before the earth was formed, then obviously it is older than the earth.

So if in the future you hear some idiot spouting off about "the bible being inaccurate because it says that the earth is only 6,000 years old," you can correct them.
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Judithz of the UK:

Actually, the confusion over "millions and billions" of years is an intentional misdirect introduced by Charles Lyell, a man with no scientific training at all, but who called himself a geologist (it was his hobby). Charles Darwin, a follower and friend of Lyell, also had not scientific training: he studied theology.

Lyell was overheard at a cocktail party, and also wrote in his own private journal, that he made up his "science" for one reason: to discredit the Bible because he hated Christians.

Now, the earth being 6000 years old is important. The prophets predicted both that the Messiah would return "on the third day" and "on the seventh day". Jesus died 2000 years ago. As you pointed out, we are given a hint "a day is like a thousand years" This means the arrival of the Messiah for the "Great and Terrible Day of the Lord" (when 80% of God-haters and the lukewarm Christians perish by fire) will come both 3 days after Jesus died on the cross, and 7 days from the beginning of man.

Further, the age of Adam, and all his descendants, and the point of their fathers' lives when they were born, have all been kept and recorded. Using those ages, the earth comes to a little more than 6000 years.
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Why are creationists always under the delusion absolutely nothing happened in science the last century and half?

If Darwin had never published Wallace or someone else would still have, and all the evidence collected since then would still exist.
The Earth being 4.5 billions years old would still be a well established fact, and speciation by means of natural selection would still be the only player in biology.
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If anyone comes up with a reasonable way to do this I'd totally like to know for a hilarious but functional prank which involves a caveman costume and a tar pit
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ERRORS ARE FEARED IN CARBON DATING
By MALCOLM W. BROWNE

[link to www.nytimes.com]

"Scientists at the Lamont-Doherty Geological Laboratory of Columbia University at Palisades, N.Y., reported today in the British journal Nature that some estimates of age based on carbon analyses were wrong by as much as 3,500 years."

"But scientists have long recognized that carbon dating is subject to error because of a variety of factors, including contamination by outside sources of carbon. Therefore they have sought ways to calibrate and correct the carbon dating method. The best gauge they have found is dendrochronology: the measurement of age by tree rings."
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Unless it's the "shroud of Turin", then you mother fuckers are all about carbon dating! Bwahahahahahahahaha lmao
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Bones,textiles,mummy's,All wooden and clay objects,manuscripts,-ANYTHING- that can be measured by carbon 14 dating....First make the fake artifact out of the materials of where it is to be "discovered", you may have to leave it out or bury it a while to give it the ragged look(accordingly to what level of "preservation" you want the "artifact" to appear)if it looks too new they will be on to you ... -Then reduce the amount of radiation coming from the "artifact" to make it appear ancient to the tests-.....Your homework GLP is to discover how to do that....The archaeologist's and history teachers will trip on this one,along with the rest of the world coming from a nobody.....Have WE's clues given it away yet? The ones with a carbon 14 dating machine experiment this way and get the date of ANYTHING to appear as Any date, to support Any story, of so called history....Good luck GLPers, can you unlock the mysteries?goodnews
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


Now I'm going to sound like the shill here, but this is impossible. Radioactive decay occurs at a set rate for each element. This is governed by the "weak" force.

The only way to change the rate of decay is under extremely high gravity, such as what occurs in a black hole.
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All Carbon 14 is, is a stable isotope of compressed Carbon...

So all you need to do is pressurize Carbonic Acid and spray the artifact with it. Taking a Soda Stream and filling it with Carbonated water would do the trick if it was put into a high pressure water sprayer. Then spray the artifact!

To easy OP! Give us a real challenge like converting Mercury into Gold using Chemistry. That one's tricky!
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