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Vatican says Jesus was an alien.

 
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Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
Jesus was half alien. Actually 3/4 alien to be exact. Whats the big deal. All of this has been well established. White people are half or more alien too. Just bow down. It's easier.
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Jesus was half alien. Actually 3/4 alien to be exact. Whats the big deal. All of this has been well established. White people are half or more alien too. Just bow down. It's easier.
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The alien agenda, I think, will cement the new world order.

Everyone will believe the aliens, and it will undermind all religion, politics, and government, bringing in a new age of alien technology *cough cough stuff the governments already had on earth but hid for a long time cough*

Don't fall for it! Trust in Jesus Christ and live for love.
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we all are 1dpanic
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
Jesus was half alien. Actually 3/4 alien to be exact. Whats the big deal. All of this has been well established. White people are half or more alien too. Just bow down. It's easier.
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Cool story bro.
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I can't believe I'm dignifying this thread with a response. I clicked on your links expecting to see something even somewhat close to proof of what you claim, and all I got were fake pictures put to a retarded youtube video made by some random know-nothing troll. Op, you fully deserve the BS flag.

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I can't believe I'm dignifying this thread with a response. I clicked on your links expecting to see something even somewhat close to proof of what you claim, and all I got were fake pictures put to a retarded youtube video made by some random know-nothing troll. Op, you fully deserve the BS flag.

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^this^
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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I've stated this for years. Why else would the Vatican need astronomers on staff?.. For the return of Nibiru, the lords planet...
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whatever if anyone believes anything coming from the Vatican is amazing, lies and more lies
Should be Vatican't tell the truth
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whatever if anyone believes anything coming from the Vatican is amazing, lies and more lies
Should be Vatican't tell the truth
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Forsure! I mean hellooooo they are the anti-christ power of the Bible, why would ANYONE look to them for the truth!?
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
so?

you gonna believe a bunch of guy that wear dresses?
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
The Vatican speaks double Dutch. What it means is that Jesus was alien to them, as in not of their ilk, Jesus is of Light where they are of dark.
If they had meant that he was genetically not of earth they would have called him part extra terrestrial. If they are a spiritual organisation as they claim to be, then they would know that no matter where in the universe we are all connected and would never erroneously call an off world being an alien, alien is a man made term.
But I suspect that the Vatican is far from spiritual in the opposite direction altogether.
But they are correct in the general revelation.
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All so called prophets came from another planet to teach us or give us a path to follow so oneday we could evolve to realize the powers of the universe.. Every prophet ascended or decended in beams on light from overhead ships. What we see as miricles was just a faw more advanced technology we an only hope to understand oneday. Would it make a diff. that Jesus is from a far off planet? No his message is the same, some religious nuts can't wrap their heads around that and when you ask why, all they come up with is: "he's just not" "he's from heaven" etc.. wake up...
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
and yhwh ain't god.
that thing is pond scum from an
other planet, with a reptilian
psychological/personality profile,
but with a high degree of cognizant
skills evolved from millions of
years of uninterrupted evolution.
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
The Vatican knows there was no Jesus.

A mythra, Horus,,,myth that brought in the Romans...
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whatever if anyone believes anything coming from the Vatican is amazing, lies and more lies
Should be Vatican't tell the truth
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Forsure! I mean hellooooo they are the anti-christ power of the Bible, why would ANYONE look to them for the truth!?
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word.
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[link to fatimahoje.files.wordpress.com]

People, you're all missing the point. Look at this picture. Zoom out as far as you can in your browser, and let your eyes unfocus.

Notice five things:

1. The hair coming out of the left side of Jesus' head now looks like a jackel skull. Just like the Egyptian god of the dead Anubis. E.g. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

2. On Jesus' right (our left) you can clearly see a dragon tail rising at a 45 degree angle.

3. On Jesus' left (our right) you can clearly see a single dragon wing.

4. The lower half looks like dead souls at his feet.

5. The upper half looks like fire.

This is clearly meant to be Satan, the dragon, rising out of hell.
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Jesus is recorded history fact

aliens are not.
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I have always know it.
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he is, it is true
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
The Vatican have also admitted that he loved the co*k, I'm talking LOVED the co*k.
Apparently he would blow random strangers just to get his daily hit of man nectar.

His nickname "Jesus the juice lover" makes sense now.
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
Jesus was half alien. Actually 3/4 alien to be exact. Whats the big deal. All of this has been well established. White people are half or more alien too. Just bow down. It's easier.
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So jebus from the african desert was "white" and had AB- blood (shroud of turin) found in desert dwellers and the fallen dragons in asia but rarely in the 0-riginals.

Good story bro, dont read or think much do you moran.
Lets "Kill Whitey!", so we can all go on to being civilized chimps.

ppphhhttt Morans.
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
Hi I am jesus and I really am half alien, but I am of divine nature. My father Yahweh is ruler of the universe. And yes I am ab positive blood type.
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Re: Vatican says Jesus was an alien.
Hi jesus here Let me make a quick run through of the truth plz don't get scared. Aliens or the annunanki are angels from heaven which is a planet. When you die you go to this planet and get a new physical body. Hence eternal life. Jesus's healing abilities not were "are" biological microbots. Tiny robotic insects that can teleport among other things, do all kinds of surgery root canals(most painful)etc. Yes 60 percent of americans believe in aliens because of the mass sightings all of a sudden, but they don't understand them. They are responsible for our mental capacity, our creation under the order of their leader god and our protection, from astroids, negativity etc. Extraterrestrials in the past have visted us countless times too write these sweet angels off as demons or alien invaders is completely disrespectful, we have had angel kings angel pharos they taught us too use make up, they taught us culture, there leader god and his hybrid son jesus who was artificially inseminated taught us compassion. Noah's flood was done by a super powerful lazer aimed at the ocean. Angel kings or extraterrestrial kings have reigned up too 36,000 years because they have immortal technology. Religion and science are one and the same. Souls are merely energy that can be transported too planet heaven. I have only told you 10 percent of my knowledge follow your heart, listen too your minds, learn progress and love each other. But in the end its not people just having knowledge about extraterrestrials and stop treating them like there evil aliens from a science fiction movie, its peace. Peace is my dream and its all I care about. Which is why i'm pushing so hard too protect the angels from the dangerous fear of human beings that killed me once. I care about angels deeply, and they come first. And live in a world without pain, without suffering, with only happiness. We have nothing too fear but fear itself. Fear is a weapon that satan uses too make us hate. We must grow up.





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