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My Little Birdie Died Today......

 
Tweety Bird
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03/10/2012 12:27 AM
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My Little Birdie Died Today......
My little birdie died today. I acidentally fed it rat poisoning instead of bird feed. He used to cherp at me telling me secrets about the universe and even read bed-time stories to me while I fell asleep. R.I.P Tweey.......you will be missed. verysad
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Fun Fact for the Week: Sigurd the Mighty, a ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier. He'd tied the man's head to his horse's saddle, but while riding home one of its protruding teeth grazed his leg. He died from the infection.

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Tweety the cherping Bird (OP)
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03/10/2012 12:49 AM
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I don't get high, but Tweety sometimes would. He would then cherp to me of upcoming events that would take place, like famine and pestilence, wars, crop failures, and even economic disaster.
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03/10/2012 12:51 AM
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you gave him the most painful death he could ask for

jus sayin
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03/10/2012 12:52 AM
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I don't get high, but Tweety sometimes would. He would then cherp to me of upcoming events that would take place, like famine and pestilence, wars, crop failures, and even economic disaster.
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well, you know the routine. lets hear the timeframe, dates, etc
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03/10/2012 01:01 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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My little birdie died today. I acidentally fed it rat poisoning instead of bird feed.
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hahahahahahaha cruise
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2012 01:02 AM
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you gave him the most painful death he could ask for

jus sayin
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Its not sheep rapist rat poison these days is painless its anti coagulant dipshit
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2012 01:08 AM
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My cousin once put rat poison under the cockatoo's cage because they had rats. The bird did manage to get out and ate it. DIED.
I have had many birds and love them so much so this is really a horrible thing to say or do even if joking.
Birds are like children, they think of you as part of their flock. They have to have love and attention and they give it back to you. Sorry, I just love birds....
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03/10/2012 01:11 AM
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Ya know,I read your thread title and thought I'd drop in and offer a little condolence.A little birdie is sometimes all a lonely person has for companionship.Loosing such a gentle little spirit can be devastating to some people,especially the elderly and housebound among us.

Obviously you meant this as a joke.It's really not that funny.Oh well...
Tweety the secret cherping Bir (OP)
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03/10/2012 01:13 AM
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I don't get high, but Tweety sometimes would. He would then cherp to me of upcoming events that would take place, like famine and pestilence, wars, crop failures, and even economic disaster.
 Quoting: Tweety the cherping Bird 8321673


well, you know the routine. lets hear the timeframe, dates, etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6493646


Well, I can't tell you too much as I have sworn to secrecy with Tweety, but I will let you on in a few details. There will be a 'near complete' social breakdown in society by early tomid 2013. This breakdown will be due to hightend food prices across the globe. Crop failures will begin as the Sun becomes more active. The scientists were wrong about the 11-year SolarMax cycle. It is 13 yrs. So, by 2014-2015 there will be worldwide crop failure, starting in Asia. War will begin near the end of 2012, but not with Iran. There will be a dual confrontation with Syria and North Korea. China will not get involved. Economic disaster will not occur until nealy 2014 as the banks will continue to ask for bailouts, and they will recieve them until then. 'Planet X' does exist, and arrives 2017. I am sorry, that is all I can say.
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03/10/2012 01:16 AM
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Re: My Little Birdie Died Today......
you gave him the most painful death he could ask for

jus sayin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


Its not sheep rapist rat poison these days is painless its anti coagulant dipshit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11475650


go and put some more shrimp on the barbie dickhead.

clearly this isn't your subject and is you who don't know what the fuck your talking about.

sure he just painlessly went to sleep

quote from wiki

Anticoagulants

Anticoagulants are defined as chronic (death occurs after one to two weeks after ingestion of the lethal dose, rarely sooner), single-dose (second generation) or multiple-dose (first generation) rodenticides, acting by effective blocking of the vitamin K cycle, resulting in inability to produce essential blood-clotting factors — mainly coagulation factors II (prothrombin), VII (proconvertin), IX (Christmas factor) and X (Stuart factor).

In addition to this specific metabolic disruption, massive toxic doses of 4-hydroxycoumarin or 4-hydroxythiacoumarin and indandione anticoagulants cause damage to tiny blood vessels (capillaries), increasing their permeability, causing diffuse internal bleedings (haemorrhagias). These effects are gradual, developing over several days, but claims that they are painless are unfounded

in humans both warfarin poisoning and haemophilia commonly cause moderate to severe pain from bleeding into muscles and joints.
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2012 01:20 AM
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not to mention this is a fucking bird we are talking about.

not a rodent

fucking dumb roo fuckers.
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03/10/2012 01:22 AM
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An accident eh?
Maybe the animal shelter officers should pay you a visit?
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03/10/2012 01:25 AM
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Tweety (OP)
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03/10/2012 01:32 AM
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An accident eh?
Maybe the animal shelter officers should pay you a visit?
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LOL! Have you read all the posts that I wrote about what 'Tweety' spoke to me about? In the first post I mentioned he told me secrets of the universe and read me bed-time stories. Doesn't that tell you something? Or are you people that clueless??? LEARN something about yourselves tonight.
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03/10/2012 01:35 AM
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Re: My Little Birdie Died Today......
not to mention this is a fucking bird we are talking about.

not a rodent

fucking dumb roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


See what happens to kiwi's brains when they marry girls called Baaaaahhhaaaaabra sheep
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saganhigh2
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carl sagan
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LOL.

Good to know one of us is.
Fun Fact for the Week: Sigurd the Mighty, a ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier. He'd tied the man's head to his horse's saddle, but while riding home one of its protruding teeth grazed his leg. He died from the infection.

Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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Re: My Little Birdie Died Today......
you gave him the most painful death he could ask for

jus sayin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


Its not sheep rapist rat poison these days is painless its anti coagulant dipshit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11475650


go and put some more shrimp on the barbie dickhead.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


Go live back in the 80's ey bro? Choice ey? Here is ya wife bro! sheep Jeek da moos! sheep
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: My Little Birdie Died Today......
not to mention this is a fucking bird we are talking about.

not a rodent

fucking dumb roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


See what happens to kiwi's brains when they marry girls called Baaaaahhhaaaaabra sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11475650


back to the sheep jokes huh.

thats all you faggots can do when you get owned in arguement.

1doh1
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03/10/2012 01:39 AM
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Ey brooo I found a pic of ya broo!
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And a pic of ya wife!
[link to kaksak.com]
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03/10/2012 01:40 AM
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Re: My Little Birdie Died Today......
not to mention this is a fucking bird we are talking about.

not a rodent

fucking dumb roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


See what happens to kiwi's brains when they marry girls called Baaaaahhhaaaaabra sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11475650


back to the sheep jokes huh.

thats all you faggots can do when you get owned in arguement.

1doh1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


Awww whats wrong? We understand about your unique habits in NZ.
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not to mention this is a fucking bird we are talking about.

not a rodent

fucking dumb roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


See what happens to kiwi's brains when they marry girls called Baaaaahhhaaaaabra sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11475650


back to the sheep jokes huh.

thats all you faggots can do when you get owned in arguement.

1doh1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


Nah broooo, we can also do this if ya want?, choice ey brooo?
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2012 01:42 AM
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these are pictures of Australians though.

stop trying to fob off your fetishes on us
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03/10/2012 01:50 AM
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I do get that you are joking.

When I was young, I didn't know that chocolate was bad for birds. I gave my quaker parrot hot chocolate every morning. Just a tiny spoonful of it as a treat.

Of course, he died. And then I learned about the chocolate and I was devastated.

Rest in peace, sweety, rest in peace. hf

Fond memories of that bird, outside of my terrible error.
No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf:

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BTW i hope your children turn out retarded and get sterilized so you can be rightfully removed from the genepool.
Tweety the Referee (OP)
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03/10/2012 02:09 AM
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Hey Aussie and NZ guys.........cool it. This thread wasnt created so that you two can put each others wives and childern down.....or each other. I bet you both are really cool dudes, and more than likely would probably get along great if you actually met each other. Afterall, you do have one thing in comon atleast, and that is GLP. Remember everyone......like someone elses little birdie tells him, and I qoute, "Not everything seems what it is". Why would he/she/they tell you that. Don't be pulled into a lie. I really like what GLP has to offer and I think it deserves better. We all do, since the damn MSM can't provide for us.....we have to provide for ourselves. The more we fight, the more we lie, the more we become apart of the problem. Tweety out....... ;)
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03/10/2012 02:18 AM
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hey germany, for my reply to you see 59 seconds into this video to 1 minute and 50 seconds.

cheers.

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03/10/2012 02:28 AM
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hey germany, for my reply to you see 59 seconds into this video to 1 minute and 50 seconds.

cheers.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695


You ignorant sheeple. Didn't you read? Not everything is as it seems. You've been fooled again. Again!!!!! Keep on with your hatred. It shall be returned to you 10-fold. Tweet....tweet. ;) Tweeter. LOL!
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03/10/2012 02:46 AM
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look faggot i don't give a fuck. but keep believing everything you see on the internet and clinging to your concept of karma like the protected pussy you are.

i don't know how many times ive heard that bullshit and you know what... it never fucking happens never.

karma is bullshit.

if anything its you who will get karma.. thats why your fucking bird is dead. cos your a dumbass.

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