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Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 03/10/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
Tweety the cherping Bird (OP) User ID: 8321673 03/10/2012 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11690254 United States 03/10/2012 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My cousin once put rat poison under the cockatoo's cage because they had rats. The bird did manage to get out and ate it. DIED. I have had many birds and love them so much so this is really a horrible thing to say or do even if joking. Birds are like children, they think of you as part of their flock. They have to have love and attention and they give it back to you. Sorry, I just love birds.... |
Jeff User ID: 11854253 United States 03/10/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya know,I read your thread title and thought I'd drop in and offer a little condolence.A little birdie is sometimes all a lonely person has for companionship.Loosing such a gentle little spirit can be devastating to some people,especially the elderly and housebound among us. Obviously you meant this as a joke.It's really not that funny.Oh well... |
Tweety the secret cherping Bir (OP) User ID: 8321673 03/10/2012 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't get high, but Tweety sometimes would. He would then cherp to me of upcoming events that would take place, like famine and pestilence, wars, crop failures, and even economic disaster. Quoting: Tweety the cherping Bird 8321673 well, you know the routine. lets hear the timeframe, dates, etc Well, I can't tell you too much as I have sworn to secrecy with Tweety, but I will let you on in a few details. There will be a 'near complete' social breakdown in society by early tomid 2013. This breakdown will be due to hightend food prices across the globe. Crop failures will begin as the Sun becomes more active. The scientists were wrong about the 11-year SolarMax cycle. It is 13 yrs. So, by 2014-2015 there will be worldwide crop failure, starting in Asia. War will begin near the end of 2012, but not with Iran. There will be a dual confrontation with Syria and North Korea. China will not get involved. Economic disaster will not occur until nealy 2014 as the banks will continue to ask for bailouts, and they will recieve them until then. 'Planet X' does exist, and arrives 2017. I am sorry, that is all I can say. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11405695 New Zealand 03/10/2012 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its not sheep rapist rat poison these days is painless its anti coagulant dipshit go and put some more shrimp on the barbie dickhead. clearly this isn't your subject and is you who don't know what the fuck your talking about. sure he just painlessly went to sleep quote from wiki Anticoagulants Anticoagulants are defined as chronic (death occurs after one to two weeks after ingestion of the lethal dose, rarely sooner), single-dose (second generation) or multiple-dose (first generation) rodenticides, acting by effective blocking of the vitamin K cycle, resulting in inability to produce essential blood-clotting factors — mainly coagulation factors II (prothrombin), VII (proconvertin), IX (Christmas factor) and X (Stuart factor). In addition to this specific metabolic disruption, massive toxic doses of 4-hydroxycoumarin or 4-hydroxythiacoumarin and indandione anticoagulants cause damage to tiny blood vessels (capillaries), increasing their permeability, causing diffuse internal bleedings (haemorrhagias). These effects are gradual, developing over several days, but claims that they are painless are unfounded in humans both warfarin poisoning and haemophilia commonly cause moderate to severe pain from bleeding into muscles and joints. |
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Tweety (OP) User ID: 8321673 03/10/2012 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An accident eh? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12260884 Maybe the animal shelter officers should pay you a visit? LOL! Have you read all the posts that I wrote about what 'Tweety' spoke to me about? In the first post I mentioned he told me secrets of the universe and read me bed-time stories. Doesn't that tell you something? Or are you people that clueless??? LEARN something about yourselves tonight. |
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Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States 03/10/2012 01:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL. Good to know one of us is. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11475650 Australia 03/10/2012 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ey brooo I found a pic of ya broo! [link to swittersb.files.wordpress.com] And a pic of ya wife! [link to kaksak.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11405695 New Zealand 03/10/2012 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Sandi_T User ID: 1301649 United States 03/10/2012 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do get that you are joking. When I was young, I didn't know that chocolate was bad for birds. I gave my quaker parrot hot chocolate every morning. Just a tiny spoonful of it as a treat. Of course, he died. And then I learned about the chocolate and I was devastated. Rest in peace, sweety, rest in peace. Fond memories of that bird, outside of my terrible error. No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
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Tweety the Referee (OP) User ID: 8321673 03/10/2012 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Aussie and NZ guys.........cool it. This thread wasnt created so that you two can put each others wives and childern down.....or each other. I bet you both are really cool dudes, and more than likely would probably get along great if you actually met each other. Afterall, you do have one thing in comon atleast, and that is GLP. Remember everyone......like someone elses little birdie tells him, and I qoute, "Not everything seems what it is". Why would he/she/they tell you that. Don't be pulled into a lie. I really like what GLP has to offer and I think it deserves better. We all do, since the damn MSM can't provide for us.....we have to provide for ourselves. The more we fight, the more we lie, the more we become apart of the problem. Tweety out....... ;) |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8321673 03/10/2012 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey germany, for my reply to you see 59 seconds into this video to 1 minute and 50 seconds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695 cheers. You ignorant sheeple. Didn't you read? Not everything is as it seems. You've been fooled again. Again!!!!! Keep on with your hatred. It shall be returned to you 10-fold. Tweet....tweet. ;) Tweeter. LOL! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11405695 New Zealand 03/10/2012 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no my comments were based assuming there was even a bird. i suspected your story was complete bullshit. thats why i called you out and you played right into my hands and confirmed my suspicions. you probably thought i believed the part were the bird was talking to you too huh? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8321673 03/10/2012 03:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no my comments were based assuming there was even a bird. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11405695 i suspected your story was complete bullshit. thats why i called you out and you played right into my hands and confirmed my suspicions. you probably thought i believed the part were the bird was talking to you too huh? You, and I qoute, "suspected"? That was it??? You didn't know within a few sentences??? Wow...... |