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Jesus in a Space Ship

 
Comolopo
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Jesus in a Space Ship
10He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.

11He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

13Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. John 1 10-13


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03/10/2012 10:05 AM
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Jesus appears in the clouds, in a spaceship.

Jesus somehow appears bodily, and floats down from the clouds in defiance of gravity.

Which is more believable?
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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10He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.

11He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

13Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. John 1 10-13


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 Quoting: Comolopo 12278792


Jesus provided for the bestowal of Father Fragments to every normal mind born on this world since he took it out of Lucifers and caligastia's rule. And he who will connect with the Father Fragment within, is then born of God. this is fact.
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10He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.

11He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

13Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. John 1 10-13


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 Quoting: Comolopo 12278792


14Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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03/10/2012 10:28 AM
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03/10/2012 10:36 AM
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28Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God?

29Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent. John 6:28-29
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Re: Jesus in a Space Ship
Jesus appears in the clouds, in a spaceship.

Jesus somehow appears bodily, and floats down from the clouds in defiance of gravity.

Which is more believable?
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and the "horses" who appear with Jesus, with the Saints. Flying horses=spaceships. He doesn't need a spaceship because He is God and already ascended. It is we need it.
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Re: Jesus in a Space Ship
Jesus appears in the clouds, in a spaceship.

Jesus somehow appears bodily, and floats down from the clouds in defiance of gravity.

Which is more believable?
 Quoting: JATMON


and the "horses" who appear with Jesus, with the Saints. Flying horses=spaceships. He doesn't need a spaceship because He is God and already ascended. It is we need it.
 Quoting: Russian guy


Mary:Alien abduction and impregnation HELLO! Angels are aliens and aliens are angels.abduct
Her Royal Highness
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03/31/2012 01:37 PM
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Re: Jesus in a Space Ship
Jesus is NOT in a spaceship.
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03/31/2012 01:38 PM
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Bummers bye.
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Jesus is NOT in a spaceship.
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^ THIS^ + 1000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Re: Jesus in a Space Ship
Jesus provided for the bestowal of Father Fragments to every normal mind born on this world since he took it out of Lucifers and caligastia's rule. And he who will connect with the Father Fragment within, is then born of God. this is fact.
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I connect to the Father Fragment within and get that this is true
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Re: Jesus in a Space Ship
Jesus appears in the clouds, in a spaceship.

Jesus somehow appears bodily, and floats down from the clouds in defiance of gravity.

Which is more believable?
 Quoting: JATMON


and the "horses" who appear with Jesus, with the Saints. Flying horses=spaceships. He doesn't need a spaceship because He is God and already ascended. It is we need it.
 Quoting: Russian guy


Mary:Alien abduction and impregnation HELLO! Angels are aliens and aliens are angels.abduct
 Quoting: Her Royal Highness


Angels can not have children. Stop misinterpreting the scriptures!
"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven." Matthew 22:30
also that verse from old testament where it say "the sons of God" took the daughters of men and etc, is a misunderstanding!
The sons of Adam were "sons of God" and the daughters of Cain were "daughters of men".
"You are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus" Galatians 3:26
They intermarried and forsake God through the influence their wives. That's why God sent the flood.

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