You don't lose wars because you've never fought in one. The last time you were attacked by another country, Australians packed up their bags in Singapore (pillaging the place) and ran back to Australia with your tail between your legs. When you get slaughtered you blame British commanders but the truth is you guys fight like dingos ; brave against toddlers, wimps against grown men.

And seriously grow up. Talking about armpits. Do you have some kind of armpit fantasy? WTF has armpits have to do with anything? You are probably the worst of the Anglo pilferers ; banana benders feeding off on other working people like leeches while complaining about armpits on the internet.