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Z CLASS solar flares this summer?? chemtrails understood? talking sun? question marks??

 
ThreeWhiteEyes
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Z CLASS solar flares this summer?? chemtrails understood? talking sun? question marks??
Sun: Your new necklaces look wonderful.

Saturn:(from distance) heyuh?! Speak up!

Earth: She was talking to me. (turns {lol} to sun) If you don't mind them disinegrating into a poisonous dust across your face, they're not so bad.

Sun: Oh come on, they can barely notice. Besides, it's this, or you spend fall alone. Do they know yet?

Mars: mmmmmpppfffffHA HA HA HA! It's great! No more garbage, no more sewage*shudders*, and no more being drilled! Good riddance! I don't miss ONE of them.You shou-

Sun: That's enough from you! Earth, have they figured it out?

Earth: Very few. Most assume the planes are dropping chemicals to control, or poison them. The ones implementing the protection can't admit to it; they can't explain why they keep it a secret.

Sun: (smiling as usual, oblvious in ignorant bliss) Why, anyway? Aren't they trying to save them?

Earth: You tell a civilization they're about to become a multicoloured, multi-ethnic platter of hot pockets. Even if they understood these chemical trails were going to save them, they would panic. Look at them, they're LOOKING for a reason!{{ winks@GLP }}Trigger happy. Greedy. Knowing the end approaches rarely brings peace. Look at Mars. Why do you think people think of Aries, and picture war at his mention?

Mars: I'm so goddamned alone.

Sun: I'm so sorry. (Instantly wrought in hysterical sobbing; violent fits of emotional grimace). I don't know! I-I never meant-

Earth: Hush dear, please. You're going to wake my moon. It's ok..shhhh....it's going to be okay. You remember what Dad said, don't you?

Sun:* sniffles* yeah but I never knew it would be...I mean..(recovers composure, retrieves inquisitive tone)so what will happen?

Earth: I'm not sure. Dad came here a couple thousand years ago-you remember all that. Right before you saw all the flashes, and the couple bigger ones. He told them they could come with Him, but it wouldn't be easy. Since then, you've probably noticed the freckles of warmth across my face growing, slowly spreading.

Sun: Brighter than me.

Earth: (finally smiling) Yes. Dad said He was going home. He said He would watch, and when these freckles are large enough, He will see the glow from His recliner. He will put down His pipe and newspaper that He's holding for comic effect, and sit up. After stretching (He said all of us will notice), He's going to holler for His Son, who will come back and pick up my freckles before you destroy me.

Sun:(frowning again)What about everyone else??? Your whole backside is clear of freckles! How-

Pluto™: Who gives a $#!T about ANY of 'em, anyMORE, ANYWAY!? *hiccup*

Earth: I wondered that too. He said everyone would still HAVE the chance, but it would be a lot harder. He said Every culture knew what was to come, but would find their Way to Him through miracles.

Sun: Wow. Will people get it in time?

Earth: You know how Dad is about time.
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11 years ago, NASA reported record X-Class solar flares. Will this cycle also trump it's ancestor? I vote 'Z' if anyone is left to classify it.

If the sun would kill all of your kids, but spray painting their faces white would save them, would you do it? 2 of your 10 kids could die from poisoning, and all would never be the same, but they would survive it.

If so, and you could do it in their sleep, instead of causing all of them useless fear and panic, would you?

Or would you tell them? Keep in mind the spraypaint might not work, so factor in false hopes.

TWE 3/10/12
P.S. Someone please give mars a hug
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Knowing.

hf
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Wow. No one got anything to say.
Op. I think you did a good job. Great imagination.

hf
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Wow. No one got anything to say.
Op. I think you did a good job. Great imagination.

hf
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Thank you, sincerely. I'm really hoping for feedback.
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Nothing? No one? I forgot to put pictures in my book; I forgot that glp doesn't like to read.

I didn't forget.

Well, suppose I'll link this thread to itself, causing a temporal stasis. Might want to step back.

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Very interesting....very
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funny story chuckle
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do you do blotter or drops?
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

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do you do blotter or drops?
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Both. Sugar cubes are bad on your teeth, though.
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And not ONE OF YOU assholes has offered Mars a hug.

LOOK AT HIM! *forces Mars into view*

Mars: ★★★★★, opie.

ETA: ★ is the code for a star on this device, I see now.

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And not ONE OF YOU assholes has offered Mars a hug.

LOOK AT HIM! *forces Mars into view*

Mars: ★★★★★, opie.

ETA: ★ is the code for a star on this device, I see now.
 Quoting: ThreeWhiteEyes


*hugs mars whilst looking over shoulder at sun* "Hey.....somebody had to do it."
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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funny story chuckle
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Won't be laughing when the Chuck Norris of flares hits in July.
Heh.
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but I gotta add you aren't doing any good with the thread stating we are all freaks and wierdos.....roflmfao
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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And not ONE OF YOU assholes has offered Mars a hug.

LOOK AT HIM! *forces Mars into view*

Mars: ★★★★★, opie.

ETA: ★ is the code for a star on this device, I see now.
 Quoting: ThreeWhiteEyes


*hugs mars whilst looking over shoulder at sun* "Hey.....somebody had to do it."
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hf
Im chokn up...he needed that.

You are the cat's pajamas, mi amici.
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Very interesting....very
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Thank you, white angel. I'm eager to hear feedback.
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but I gotta add you aren't doing any good with the thread stating we are all freaks and wierdos.....roflmfao
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Which is that? tomato
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Earth, Sun, what can I do? What deed must I do, to pay recompense for the sins of my kind? I would offer my life and soul to that which gave life to the void, if but to only restore my blessed Earth, and the status of my people as caretakers of our Mother. Please forgive them, for they know not what they do...
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Nice way of a story tale. I would change a few things myself as editor, but you get the point across that needs to be told. Hee hee.

I have to keep one of my eyes on you. I think I like you. I gotta check you out, so far your words are attracting. You make me laugh. That is a nice thing.

All though we may not agree on most things. We might have a squabble or two on some things, I like your wordsmithing.
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Nothing? No one? I forgot to put pictures in my book; I forgot that glp doesn't like to read.

I didn't forget.

Well, suppose I'll link this thread to itself, causing a temporal stasis. Might want to step back.

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Earth, Sun, what can I do? What deed must I do, to pay recompense for the sins of my kind? I would offer my life and soul to that which gave life to the void, if but to only restore my blessed Earth, and the status of my people as caretakers of our Mother. Please forgive them, for they know not what they do...
 Quoting: The Last 12053116


Actually, they know plenty of what they do. There is no escaping the fact, that Mother Earth/Terra has called out for assistance and it is time for her to take a rest, upon other things she wants to do.
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If *I* were you, I'd be more worried about the Q-class flare, especially the Q-35 due ANY DAY now.




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Nice way of a story tale. I would change a few things myself as editor, but you get the point across that needs to be told. Hee hee.

I have to keep one of my eyes on you. I think I like you. I gotta check you out, so far your words are attracting. You make me laugh. That is a nice thing.

All though we may not agree on most things. We might have a squabble or two on some things, I like your wordsmithing.
 Quoting: Lefty 12315756


Thank you..I have four tor five other threads you may enjoy.

hf
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If *I* were you, I'd be more worried about the Q-class flare, especially the Q-35 due ANY DAY now.




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Are you for cereal?

You make it sound like I need to worry and you don't, mr. Denver International Airport.
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You need to take meds.
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love it, awesome, thank you!

*gives Mars another hug* can never have too many!
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nice words, but still, only some of them...

are you trying to justify the CHEMTRAILES ??

I dont know - I FEEL THEY DONT HELP ME, IN FACT - WORSE...
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nice words, but still, only some of them...

are you trying to justify the CHEMTRAILES ??

I dont know - I FEEL THEY DONT HELP ME, IN FACT - WORSE...
 Quoting: WuDStefoto 12233472


Not at all, but reader can easily conclude that.

I didn't actually overhear this coversation. :P

It's just a thought..giving glp something to ponder, other than your usual dose of letting I.V. suck you into his pyramid scheme of psychic vamprism. lol

This is..como se dici..joke.
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You need to take meds.
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I do. This funny middle-finger shaped one I'm showing you helps me ignore pithy comments which lend little to nothing to a thread. Hm. It isn't working.
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This is badass! I'm going to check your other threads. I'm surprised more people aren't reading.

Most people want pictures or videos..Reading hurts some people
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Cmon, know you people have opinions..
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