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So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...

 
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So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
I couldn't think of a punch line so post your best ones on this thread!


-peace
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
He says

GET THE FUCK OUT
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03/11/2012 01:46 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
He says

GET THE FUCK OUT
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To the pope.
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03/11/2012 08:56 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
LMAO
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03/11/2012 09:00 PM

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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
and the Pope says to the Mayan:
"Nice how we messed with the Julian Calendar eh?"
The Mayan says "The planets have no regard for your calendar."

The GLP'er say's:
"STFU, Link or it didn't happen, ya moran!"
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03/11/2012 09:05 PM

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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
and russ says its thursday monday the 30th of january 2011

you mayans want my calendar?
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03/11/2012 09:21 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
I couldn't think of a punch line so post your best ones on this thread!


-peace
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he doesn't say anything. he pulls out his sawed off shotgun and kills all three of the fuckers.
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03/11/2012 09:24 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
the pope starts molesting the glp troll wile the Mayan drinks a tequila?
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03/11/2012 09:26 PM
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I dont know about the pope and the Mayan but we all know the GLP guy is going to get banned until he pays the cover charge.
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03/11/2012 09:29 PM
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"and so it begins."
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03/11/2012 09:30 PM
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"GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!"
I don't believe fate befalls us however we act, only unless we act.
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03/11/2012 09:31 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
Hello there Anonymous Coward!
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03/11/2012 09:34 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
and the Pope says to the Mayan:
"Nice how we messed with the Julian Calendar eh?"
The Mayan says "The planets have no regard for your calendar."

The GLP'er say's:
"STFU, Link or it didn't happen, ya moran!"
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Best one so far.


beared
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03/11/2012 09:39 PM
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ahh, come on ! .... enough with the conspiracy theories already !

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I dont know about the pope and the Mayan but we all know the GLP guy is going to get banned until he pays the cover charge.
 Quoting: 284dan


This^^^
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03/11/2012 09:46 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
I couldn't think of a punch line so post your best ones on this thread!


-peace
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I see satan left the gate open again.
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03/11/2012 09:48 PM
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03/11/2012 09:56 PM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
Watch those bars, your cell is over there
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03/11/2012 09:58 PM
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We have gates to Heaven for a reason, you can't walk through them
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03/12/2012 08:23 AM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
A "fix" on my earlier comment.

So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar...

The Pope orders a Bloody Mary
The Mayan orders a Pineapple Cocktail
The GLP Troll orders a Black Russian

The bartender accuses the GLP Troll of being a racist and bans him from the bar, telling the GLP troll he can only return once he pays the cover charge.
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03/12/2012 08:31 AM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
and the Pope says to the Mayan:
"Nice how we messed with the Julian Calendar eh?"
The Mayan says "The planets have no regard for your calendar."

The GLP'er say's:
"STFU, Link or it didn't happen, ya moran!"
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


geez what the fuck did you eat fat ass! Macdonalds 24/7!?
Get up from your couch and do something to not look this ugly.
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03/12/2012 08:33 AM
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Re: So the pope and a mayan and a GLP troll walk into a bar and the bartender says...
and the Pope says to the Mayan:
"Nice how we messed with the Julian Calendar eh?"
The Mayan says "The planets have no regard for your calendar."

The GLP'er say's:
"STFU, Link or it didn't happen, ya moran!"
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Best one so far.


beared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12199175


clappa

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