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Newly Discovered Artifacts Prove Mayans Had Alien Contact!

 
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I'm not worried about the aliens returning. The video-gamers will unite, defend, and save mankind!

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Fus Ro Dah !!
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Jesus was an alien in spiritual terms because he had no sin. Unlike the rest of us.
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are there any credible link source for this story?
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Try really reading the Bible, look past the archaic scripts of thousands of years of misinterpretations and really get to the nitty gritty.
There you will find some truths..God was not of this world, he implanted or THEY implanted a seed ..ie..fertilized egg..into Mary and Jesus was born, the "Son" of "God"..this is true..

Jesus was to send the "messages" of God throughout the land and he did, this is true.

In Genesis it tells you about DNA..and GENETICS for all to see! It tells you the Earth is round like a ball! It tells you to look to the morning star..Venus..it wanted us to look to the heavens..WHY? So we would become interested in the planets and Stars so that one day we would become intelligent enough to understand the rudimentary sciences and they could return to teach us more..

This is what its all about.
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Why will people ignore Jesus, and what He reveal now about Heaven, and believe all this alien stuff? Jesus walk between the people on earth. He took hundreds of people to Heaven, and reveal Heaven to all of them.

I know where I'm going to because I study what Jesus is doing RIGHT NOW, not 1000 years ago. As from I told Jesus, if telling the people what He does now, is imported to Him. I will tell them all.
He took our Grandchild now 5 years old 7 times to Heaven and reveal even the earth quakes to come, the Rapture, the Tables that is ready for the wedding feast. He showed him our houses in Heaven. He also met the Father, and the Father told him that He see that his family love Him and that we are nearly there (so time is up) THAT IS AWESOME.

Jesus told him that it wont be long anymore, and that He wants His people with Him now.

WOW that is what Jesus does right under your nose, and the people where still busy to finding out what will happen, and consult evil spirits to hear from them, as to know what Jesus reveal to them, that is so ridiculous

Earth is going to disappear after the tribulation, and yes there will be a 7-year tribulation and then God is going to finish off the people who don’t want to listen to Him, or not believe in Him.

Why will He do that, because He is the CREATOR of Heaven and earth, He create you to worship Him and God deserve all the Glory and the honor because He is a awesome God worthy of all honor and praise not the way that people speak about Him. He will wipe the ignorant people off the earth. And if you think, that’s bad, He created you, who are you to say anything against your creator. If you don’t believe this, wait and see. I hope that you will change your minds and save your families lives

Everything the Bible said if you know prophecies did come true. And every Word of God will come true. Because He knows, the end right from the beginning.

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By definition alone..God is an alien...he is not of this Earth therefore he is alien. It is simple logic.
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You are actually the alien and today I said to you prepare to meet God very soon you will beg mercy of HIM because of your ignorance, but then it will be to late. Mark my word you will always remember what I said to you today.
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I am prepared to meet my "Creator" i do not fear him, are you? and do you?
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State you are your Creator or are you a undercover agent of Jesus!
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are there any credible link source for this story?
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Try really reading the Bible, look past the archaic scripts of thousands of years of misinterpretations and really get to the nitty gritty.
There you will find some truths..God was not of this world, he implanted or THEY implanted a seed ..ie..fertilized egg..into Mary and Jesus was born, the "Son" of "God"..this is true..

Jesus was to send the "messages" of God throughout the land and he did, this is true.

In Genesis it tells you about DNA..and GENETICS for all to see! It tells you the Earth is round like a ball! It tells you to look to the morning star..Venus..it wanted us to look to the heavens..WHY? So we would become interested in the planets and Stars so that one day we would become intelligent enough to understand the rudimentary sciences and they could return to teach us more..

This is what its all about.
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rua
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WOOOOOOWW.
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bump
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I am no undercover agent, lol, my eyes are open i see reality.
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are there any credible link source for this story?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7555954


Try really reading the Bible, look past the archaic scripts of thousands of years of misinterpretations and really get to the nitty gritty.
There you will find some truths..God was not of this world, he implanted or THEY implanted a seed ..ie..fertilized egg..into Mary and Jesus was born, the "Son" of "God"..this is true..

Jesus was to send the "messages" of God throughout the land and he did, this is true.

In Genesis it tells you about DNA..and GENETICS for all to see! It tells you the Earth is round like a ball! It tells you to look to the morning star..Venus..it wanted us to look to the heavens..WHY? So we would become interested in the planets and Stars so that one day we would become intelligent enough to understand the rudimentary sciences and they could return to teach us more..

This is what its all about.
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Yes I love and fear our Creator, just as much as you do!! Jesus needs everybody that knows Him to speak the truth!
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Amazing new Mayan artifacts prove the extraterrestrial connection between the Maya and their galactic visitors, furthering the preponderance on the December 21, 2012 end date to the Long Count calendar.
 Quoting: in5d


How awesome, if aliens actually came down this year?!

5a
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you would shit your pants
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Nah, I would love it.

They would either kill us (most likely), or boss us around.

Either way would be good for me.

No more deadshits running things.
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Jesus was an alien in spiritual terms because he had no sin. Unlike the rest of us.
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If that was correct, why did God make Him wear a chastity belt?

And if He did not wear one, why didnt he love anyone intimately? Thats a sin.
Do not take memories of what happened yesterday, into what might happen today.

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I have a feeling its going to be a very interesting year or two coming up.

Can't wait! ;-)
"Power Corrupts"
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I guess you guys have never really had a heavy psychedelic trip. There are all kinds of alien-type shit all stored back in the subconscious. These artifacts tell me that the Maya would have really like the Grateful Dead. Terence McKenna is were it's at, yo!



afro
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Dark Star crashes pouring it's like into ashes. Heard of it a time or two thousand... Terrance McKenna is the shit!!

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Amazing new Mayan artifacts prove the extraterrestrial connection between the Maya and their galactic visitors, furthering the preponderance on the December 21, 2012 end date to the Long Count calendar.

Many people have speculated that the Maya were visited by extraterrestrials and that at least one of their deities, Kukulcan (also known as Quetzalcoatl by the Aztecs), may have been a galactic visitor who taught the Maya about agriculture, mathematics, medicine and astronomy. How else could one explain the Mayan calendar, a calendar that to this day can accurately predict every lunar eclipse within 30 seconds?

The Maya knew of planets that were not “discovered” until many centuries later. They were also the first civilization to use the “zero” in mathematics.

Interestingly, while Quetzalcoatl was described by the Maya as appearing to be Caucasian, having blonde hair and blue eyes, some of the artifacts appear to have African characteristics, thus giving credence to the hypothesis that our civilization was seeded here from various star nations.

maya1

maya2

maya3

maya4

rest of article, plus many more pics here: [link to www.in5d.com]
 Quoting: in5d

if you look very closely at the pictures on the website, one of the artifacts sure does look like it has a picture of the sun with a similar triangular shape from the sunspot thats on the sun at the moment....first one in the last row of pictures
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I thought the same!
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great stuff/thread , this kinnda post makes GLP good , 5 stars
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WOW! The first picture looks like a satellite for sure!
Can't we all just get along?!
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How Satan has fooled inhabitants of the earth

[link to www.pacinst.com]
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you know how??

We've been made to think that death is UNAVOIDABLE,
and being IGNORANT IS TOTALLY ENJOYABLE !!!


that's how
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DO NOT BE DECEIVED ! The flying feathered serpent of mayan folklore is Satan. They were kicked out of heaven read below!



BOOK OF ENOCH:

6 And they were in all two hundred who descended in the days of Jared in the summit of Mount Hermon, and they called it Mount Hermon, because they had sworn and bound themselves by mutual curses on the act.

GENESIS 6:1  And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2  That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. 3  And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. 2 And the angels, the sons of heaven, saw and lusted after them, and said to one another: 'Come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men 3 And have children with them.' And Semjaza, who was their leader, said to them: 'I fear you will not agree to do this deed, 4 And I alone shall have to pay the penalty of this great sin.'

There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. 5  And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. 6  And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved  him at his heart.
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Why would Satan need a space ship lol?
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APparently, you have never read Ezekiel. Give that a go before you make silly comments.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

Watch this! At 4 mins 33 it shows the current coronal hole in a triangle shape plus an explanation of the round orb we saw yesterday.
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My only doubt is- I wonder how easy it is to take a piece of stone found from the mayan temple and carve them into these artifacts. Like I don't doubt that the stones them selves weren't from this period in time, but what if you took these stones and carved them into what you want them to be. Get what I'm saying?
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This

The more recent stuff (newly discovered) is the popular thinking of aliens as well...
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Fantastic, this is great!

Yes, there is MUCH more to life then becoming the genetically better monkey through chance.

As if our lifes goal is to microwave ourselves until a beneficial gene is created.......


Blue eyes and blonde hair....maybe Hitler was onto something.
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This one is interesting....

:maya3:
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It's a whale with a cork up its bum.
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Jesus was an alien in spiritual terms because he had no sin. Unlike the rest of us.
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Do yo even know what Sin really means?

It is the seperation from God. People misunderstand born in Sin. You are not born with flaw, you are born seperated from God.

And certain acts will make your connection with God weaker or completely break it. These are also called sin.

Ironically, murder is not a sin. Though it is morally and legally wrong. In fact, murder is the opposite of sin. Because a person is brought closer to God.



And I mean all of creation when I say God. Not the christian devil.
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This one is interesting....

maya3
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It's a whale with a cork up its bum.
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I think they try to use Earthly examples to teach of the travellers science.

I noticed a fish tail at the end of the craft. And a snake towards the front. Showing how it propels itself from the rear and guides itself like a snake would through inertia.
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Jesus was an alien in spiritual terms because he had no sin. Unlike the rest of us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5795678


If that was correct, why did God make Him wear a chastity belt?

And if He did not wear one, why didnt he love anyone intimately? Thats a sin.
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You need more therapy.
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Cool!!!....hf
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Here is my question:

If it's true that ancient and modern religions were based on real alien visitors to this planet and they influenced our culture/society/evolution or perhaps sparked it all, did emperor Constantine know this and specifically remove any reference to the fact in order to remove their historical influence on the people and kill those who didn't agree with this?

If not for the first council of nicaea, would we know more about our real history?
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Sorry, those "artifacts" look like some 3rd graders ceramics bsflagproject, they are all practically new. Compared with other authentic Mayan artifacts..not even close
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The teaching of agriculture was the downfall of mankind. It enabled more humans to be born(souls to be trapped) hense more negative energy to be harnessed. Quetzacoatyl was an asshole.
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Amazing new Mayan artifacts prove the extraterrestrial connection between the Maya and their galactic visitors, furthering the preponderance on the December 21, 2012 end date to the Long Count calendar.

Many people have speculated that the Maya were visited by extraterrestrials and that at least one of their deities, Kukulcan (also known as Quetzalcoatl by the Aztecs), may have been a galactic visitor who taught the Maya about agriculture, mathematics, medicine and astronomy. How else could one explain the Mayan calendar, a calendar that to this day can accurately predict every lunar eclipse within 30 seconds?

The Maya knew of planets that were not “discovered” until many centuries later. They were also the first civilization to use the “zero” in mathematics.

Interestingly, while Quetzalcoatl was described by the Maya as appearing to be Caucasian, having blonde hair and blue eyes, some of the artifacts appear to have African characteristics, thus giving credence to the hypothesis that our civilization was seeded here from various star nations.

:maya1:

:maya2:

:maya3:

:maya4:

rest of article, plus many more pics here: [link to www.in5d.com]
 Quoting: in5d




when will you get it I wonder?

these so called "aliens" while they did come in space type ships from off world are NOT aliens

they are the fallen angels

they are as we were before this flesh AGE

they refused to do as we did and be born into flesh

it's not rocket science after all

might as well be it seems

doesn't seem to compute for some reason

oh well

so be it

you will find out the hard way, long after the fact

because they will be returning shortly

as it's written
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Nothing "proven" here. Sorry.