| Users Online Now: 2,144 (Who's On?) | Visitors Today: 1,072,285 | |
| Pageviews Today: 1,789,769 | Threads Today: 722 | Posts Today: 12,897 |
| 05:34 PM | ||
| Users Online Now: 2,144 (Who's On?) | Visitors Today: 1,072,285 | |
| Pageviews Today: 1,789,769 | Threads Today: 722 | Posts Today: 12,897 |
| 05:34 PM | ||
Is Cleaning Your Arse With Water More Hygienic Than Using Toilet Paper? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12436335  Netherlands03/13/2012 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12349371  United States03/13/2012 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 590335 United States03/13/2012 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was watching TMZ a few days ago, and they brought up the issue of some celeb-or-other who used baby wipes. Harvey thought this was weird until one of the staff said, "Hey, if you accidentally got some of your crap on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off." I may look into using baby wipes; you know, buy box, try them out, see if my ass thanks me for it.... |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12436335 Netherlands03/13/2012 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? dumb What's dumb? The idea of certain cultures cleaning their backsides with water instead of toilet paper? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7679497 United States03/13/2012 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12436335 Netherlands03/13/2012 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was watching TMZ a few days ago, and they brought up the issue of some celeb-or-other who used baby wipes. Harvey thought this was weird until one of the staff said, "Hey, if you accidentally got some of your crap on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590335 I may look into using baby wipes; you know, buy box, try them out, see if my ass thanks me for it....  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12045072 United States03/13/2012 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? um I reckon I can't see my ass to see if the water got all of the shit off but I can see the toilet paper and when it comes back clean then the shit is gone...ain't rocket science, besides water is too precious to waste on assholes. wet does not always equal clean, ya need soap too ya know. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11418535 United States03/13/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1508557  Canada03/13/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this is at least the second time I've seen this exact thread. It's threads like these that make GLP so wonderful. No other forum on the internet allows such idiocy as this and that bung hole witch hazel thread. Great way to spend my spare time.   |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5135901 United States03/13/2012 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1508557 Canada03/13/2012 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12274470 United States03/13/2012 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? you ever wonder why the bathroom sink is a little lower than a kitchen sink? well its so you can easily clean your genitals. i normally wash my ass after a deuce. its good for you.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12451981  United Kingdom03/13/2012 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12436335 Netherlands03/13/2012 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? um I reckon I can't see my ass to see if the water got all of the shit off but I can see the toilet paper and when it comes back clean then the shit is gone...ain't rocket science, besides water is too precious to waste on assholes. wet does not always equal clean, ya need soap too ya know. Yes, but if you keep splashing water on your cornhole and rinsing the shit off your hands under the tap, you will know your arse clean when no more shit comes off your hand. Same thing. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 667687 United States03/13/2012 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? um I reckon I can't see my ass to see if the water got all of the shit off but I can see the toilet paper and when it comes back clean then the shit is gone...ain't rocket science, besides water is too precious to waste on assholes. wet does not always equal clean, ya need soap too ya know. Yes, but if you keep splashing water on your cornhole and rinsing the shit off your hands under the tap, you will know your arse clean when no more shit comes off your hand. Same thing. Youre ass maybe clean... but your hands are filthy as fuck. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 667687 United States03/13/2012 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Proper proceedure in a perfect world.... Wipe clean with paper, flush. Get in shower, spray off... soap up... rinse. Dry off, and put your clothes back on. |
Emerson  User ID: 3177816 United States03/13/2012 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was watching TMZ a few days ago, and they brought up the issue of some celeb-or-other who used baby wipes. Harvey thought this was weird until one of the staff said, "Hey, if you accidentally got some of your crap on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590335 I may look into using baby wipes; you know, buy box, try them out, see if my ass thanks me for it.... Baby Wipes are perfect for the job   Circling the Sun @ 63,000 MPH <3 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12349371 United States03/13/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? dumb What's dumb? The idea of certain cultures cleaning their backsides with water instead of toilet paper? your dumb, but someone has to clean the bidet dummy |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11418535 United States03/13/2012 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yea paper is inefficient as an ass-wiper, but using your hand is nasty and disgusting. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667687 Proper proceedure in a perfect world.... Wipe clean with paper, flush. Get in shower, spray off... soap up... rinse. Dry off, and put your clothes back on. You mean most people don't do that already? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 667687 United States03/13/2012 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yea paper is inefficient as an ass-wiper, but using your hand is nasty and disgusting. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667687 Proper proceedure in a perfect world.... Wipe clean with paper, flush. Get in shower, spray off... soap up... rinse. Dry off, and put your clothes back on. You mean most people don't do that already? Apparently not the misguided, dirty ass, bastards on GLP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1520533 United States03/13/2012 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 534950 United States07/05/2012 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello, this is an interesting topic. I am from the east too and live in US now. In our country, we always wash our butt after using the toilet. For people from US and other parts of the world who never wash after the business, this is a stupid, dirty act. For them, using the paper is the best cleaning method. For them this is the practice they have been following for centuries and they believe that is the best and they can't think about anything else. So far it worked for them and they don't see a reason to change it. But for people who have the habit of using water to clean, the use of paper never makes them feel clean and it is not a cleaner way in fact. You walk with a dirty butt till you have a shower. Your clothes may get dirty. You may make places like a public swimming pool dirty and spread germs in it if you go there without a shower. For people who are worried about getting your hands dirty, there are better ways to do it in order to get your hands getting dirty. In our country, many homes has a small hose attached to the toilet which has a sprayer at the end. After you do the job, you can spray water with force to the area and this instantly removes the dirt and makes it about 95% clean. Then you can wipe with a paper and dry off. Or if you want, after using the sprayer you can safely use your hand to clean up the area to your satisfaction and dry off with a paper. Then wash your hands with soap. Believe me this won't leave your butt or hands any dirtier. In some countries, there is a stuff called "bidet" in their toilets to wash after using toilet. This is also a very good approach towards cleaning than using papers. Baby wipes or wet wipes are good alternatives too if you can always carry one. If you don't have water, bidets or wet wipes in the toilet just like any american toilets, you can still do a decent job. Wet some paper (the hand wipes are better as it is sturdy)and keep it handy before you get in to the toilet. After you finish, wipe with some dry tissues first and then use the wet papers a couple of times. This way you can ensure an almost full clean up. whenever I am home, I use a mug and water to clean up and if I am outside the house, I do the above technique with wet paper. Don't say that I am mad. So far this worked the best for me and will work for you as well. Happy Cleaning! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19183297 United States07/05/2012 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15782258  Belgium07/05/2012 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rich Europeans do both but if you changed you damned diet you wouldn't have to worry about it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11418535 voila. eat healthy, and you normally don't even need toilet paper. your arse will be clean after defecating. i find cleaning with water a lot more hygienic in theory (i don't do it myself; i use one piece of toiletpaper to see if it's clean). if you don't like to get your hands wet, you can always install a bidet in your toilet. |
| Down T User ID: 18339342 United States07/05/2012 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1337750 United States07/05/2012 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 296853 United States07/05/2012 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Thor's Hamster User ID: 2287167 United States09/07/2012 07:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Water will clean your ass better than paper, I imagine. But the question is: At what cost? Sh*t under the fingernails? Even if you scrub really well afterward, there's something unsettling, imo, about using your hand, with the aid of water, to wipe the sh*t out of your pucker hole. This is why in Arab culture, it's an insult to shake hands with the left hand. They wipe with their left hands. I wouldn't like to be on a football team with a left handed, Arabic quarterback. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
| cleanex User ID: 20599988 United States11/03/2012 11:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont think you guys get it. In eastern cultures, walking around with a dirty ass is not an option. Wiping with paper is equivalent to walking with shit hanging in your ass. Until you get this idea, you wont understand why people have to cleanwith water. yes the hand does come in contact with shit, but it needs to be cleaned. Even when you shower, your hand comes in contact with shit that was left over by your toilet paper, isnt'it? And what did your forefathers use when toilet paper was not invented? Also the eastern homes use the water spray, but of course not the poorer homes. |
| Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States11/03/2012 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Water will clean your ass better than paper, I imagine. But the question is: At what cost? Sh*t under the fingernails? Even if you scrub really well afterward, there's something unsettling, imo, about using your hand, with the aid of water, to wipe the sh*t out of your pucker hole. This is why in Arab culture, it's an insult to shake hands with the left hand. They wipe with their left hands. Quoting: Thor's Hamster I wouldn't like to be on a football team with a left handed, Arabic quarterback.  And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| God Loves ALL User ID: 26916259 United States11/03/2012 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Was in Northern Africa several years ago and realized that the Muslims there don't use toilet paper. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436335 I asked one of them why and he told me: "you wouldn't clean your face with a dry piece of paper, why would you clean your arse with it?" What do you reckon? dumb What's dumb? The idea of certain cultures cleaning their backsides with water instead of toilet paper? well you didn't exactly say that in the bulk of your piece, only the title. Oh course cleaning with water is more hygienic. I use it too, after I use the tp but its not necessary, one day we will have "bidets" as toilets and actually one day, we will have an energy system that dissolves the urine and shit as it comes out of the body. Last Edited by God Loves ALL on 11/03/2012 11:56 PM The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago. "MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER, AMEN. Nice video: [link to www.youtube.com] Make this World a Better One Thread: Walter Russell Quotes Walter Russell thread |
