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I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(

 
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
My penis is 2 inches tall :(
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is that 2 inches when erect or flaccid?
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When Erect 2inches, When Flaccid less then 1 inch.
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Thanks OP I needed a pick me up today I feel so much better now about my 6 inch pecker.
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lol me to...

hey OP. whats your weight? Fat people who lose weight end up with more penis thay can use when the fuk chicks.. you obese?
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03/14/2012 09:09 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
I'm wondering if this is genetic or environmental.

Did you mother go through a health kick or eat a lot of soy before you were born?

BTW - The right woman won't care. You just need to find the right one. Or if you are determined to find the wrong one, get a big paycheck and learn some bedroom skills.
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Pesticides, plastics and even grooming products also contain estrogen mimmickers and there is contraceptive pill residue in the water supply in most places as well.

I thank God for happy accidents that I was raised on local food and well water!
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
My penis is 2 inches tall :(
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is that 2 inches when erect or flaccid?
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When Erect 2inches, When Flaccid less then 1 inch.
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Thanks OP I needed a pick me up today I feel so much better now about my 6 inch pecker.
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Ditto
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
Just like my wife always says: "It may be short but it suuuuuuuure is skinny"

A joke to pick up your spirits OP.

Probably 80 - 90% of guys think their junk is too small so don't worry about it.
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03/14/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
Just like my wife always says: "It may be short but it suuuuuuuure is skinny"

A joke to pick up your spirits OP.

Probably 80 - 90% of guys think their junk is too small so don't worry about it.
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Dude the guy is hung like a fucking gnat he needs to worry
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03/14/2012 09:22 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
My uncle have micropenis, he buy dildo fit on his penis.He always told his girlfriends that he don't like women touching his penis because he believe in jesus.he had soo many girlfriends and noone knew the truth.
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03/14/2012 09:23 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
I have a 5 week relationship with this girl and we are ready to have sexual intercourse.

Have a great loving relationship, we have some common interest and talk a lot.

The problem is I do not feel confident about doing it with her, because of my small penis.

So I told her about it and she find it hard to accept. She seems dissapointed in me. I told her, I can't help that I am born with a small dick, we do love each other right? So what's the point?

My question is what to do now?

She is still thinking about what to do herself?
 Quoting: arsjaadpoese


Sam Kinison solution - flip her over, stick it in her ass, ask if it is still too small.
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03/14/2012 09:25 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
My uncle have micropenis, he buy dildo fit on his penis.He always told his girlfriends that he don't like women touching his penis because he believe in jesus.he had soo many girlfriends and noone knew the truth.
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It's a shame your uncle didn't buy you a Speak & Spell
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03/14/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
Pin this Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Move to Asia........Check out the dick size thread.....!!
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03/14/2012 10:07 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
My penis is 3 inches.....from the floor......tounge
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03/14/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
If it's an issue, she isn't worth staying with. Physical in capabilities are problematic, but shouldn't stop you from being with someone. We ALL have shit, we are all damaged goods. I'm a woman and I have chin hairs and side burns that I have to shave, but guys have loved me.

Don't worry about her, someone in this universe will appreciate you.
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See, there are those that would still love to date you!!!
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
I have a 5 week relationship with this girl and we are ready to have sexual intercourse.

Have a great loving relationship, we have some common interest and talk a lot.

The problem is I do not feel confident about doing it with her, because of my small penis.

So I told her about it and she find it hard to accept. She seems dissapointed in me. I told her, I can't help that I am born with a small dick, we do love each other right? So what's the point?

My question is what to do now?

She is still thinking about what to do herself?
 Quoting: arsjaadpoese


Pfft! That doesn't mean shit. A woman's g-spot is only 3 inches inside of her, and a woman will orgasm quicker from light penetration rather than deep sitting penetration.

Take a couple 100 mg of Viagra, it will give you a dick that won't quick, and pound that vagina until she can't orgasm any more. She'll fall madly in love with you.

Its worked for me with every women I have ever been with. They like to be cuddled, loved, and then they like a good solid fucking. Any woman reading this disagree?
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
You're a pretty slow mover, aintcha.
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Yea, cuz you'd be straight in there with your micro-penis
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03/14/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
If size is really impotant to her see if she would want you to use a strap on.I don't know what they are really called but they are like a big penis that is strapped around your waist.
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03/14/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
OP, have you watched a lot of porn? You realize that most men aren't that large, right?

There's an old song called "It ain't the meat, it's the motion". Turn that into your mantra. "It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion"."It ain't the meat, it's the motion".

IF all else fails, use your tongue. Find her clit and USE YOUR TONGUE. She will love you if you master your tongue.

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03/15/2012 01:09 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
My penis is 3 inches.....from the floor......tounge
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And what is the measurement when you stand up?


*RIMSHOT* lol!
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03/15/2012 01:23 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
I have a 5 week relationship with this girl and we are ready to have sexual intercourse.

Have a great loving relationship, we have some common interest and talk a lot.

The problem is I do not feel confident about doing it with her, because of my small penis.

So I told her about it and she find it hard to accept. She seems dissapointed in me. I told her, I can't help that I am born with a small dick, we do love each other right? So what's the point?

My question is what to do now?

She is still thinking about what to do herself?
 Quoting: arsjaadpoese


OP,

Walk.... She will never ever be "Worth It". Big -D or Small-D if thats her concern, you'll never get Home cooked meals, Back rubs, cool presents, ect... ect...
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03/15/2012 01:44 AM
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Micropenis 2012. Let's make this viral.

No, seriously, drop that bitch. She's not a long-term committment.
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03/15/2012 02:05 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
5 Stars for the thread, OP!

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03/15/2012 02:13 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
You guys love each other after only 5 weeks?

I think that's worse for the relationship than your micro dick.
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03/15/2012 02:24 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
I have a 5 week relationship with this girl and we are ready to have sexual intercourse.

Have a great loving relationship, we have some common interest and talk a lot.

The problem is I do not feel confident about doing it with her, because of my small penis.

So I told her about it and she find it hard to accept. She seems dissapointed in me. I told her, I can't help that I am born with a small dick, we do love each other right? So what's the point?

My question is what to do now?

She is still thinking about what to do herself?
 Quoting: arsjaadpoese



I saw on Manswers most men have 4 inches inside them and you can have surgery to get it "pulled" out of you or something.... Sorry to hear this keep ya head up and try the viagra or VigRx or some kinda enhancer it should help a little..... save your money worst case pay 2 play!
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
I have a 5 week relationship with this girl and we are ready to have sexual intercourse.

Have a great loving relationship...
 Quoting: arsjaadpoese


Funny Shit 5 weeks and you have a great loving relationship?
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03/15/2012 02:42 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
1) pesticides and poisons warp the genitalia

2) eat organic and exercise

3) jelq

simply put
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03/15/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
You will find a girl who will love you and not care about your size.

I'd bring it up sooner so if it matters to her then you don't get too attached. It may take awhile because everyone seems shallow these days, but there are nice girls who would love you for you.
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03/15/2012 03:11 AM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
Seriously OP, has she seen it?

I mean how can somebody not get aroused by something completely new to them ? (Your junk is completely out of the ordinary).

Also she can deep-throat you. Isn't that hot for you and her?
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03/15/2012 04:45 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
Have you tried taking that medication that makes your dick grow? The name escapes me but the TV commercials are on all the time with a goofy guy that has a shit eating smile because his dick got bigger, you don't need that much more if you got a 2" dong you only need an inch or two to get you by, the average size of the American schlong is like 6" but if you can get it to 4 is not bad, I would also try a penis pump and other shit bro, don't give up bro if we can put a man on the moon (allegedly) in sure we have figured out how to grow a prick bigger..
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03/15/2012 04:46 PM
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Re: I told my GF that I have a micropenis, now she wants to break up with me:(
WHAT......THE HECK.........IS A MICROPENIS?!?!






Honestly if she can't accept you for having a microscopic penis then that's her loss.....


Keep your chin up....it's only been five weeks. If she breaks up with you then find yourself another fish in the sea.


And before you know it, in another five weeks you'll be happily in love with someone else and will have forgotten all about this chick.


Or back on GLP in this same dilemma.


Lets hope for the first one though.5a
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that's one alternative, i suppose!
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two words :

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