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Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys

 
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Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
Here we meet a woman who knows what sells.

NAT GARVEY would not have batted an eyelid if a vibrator had gone off in her bag at an airport.

She has put more than 1,000 sex toys to the test, as well as PVC outfits and saucy undies, in her job trialling products for an internet firm.

Single Nat helps judge what adult shop Passion should stock after landing the "perfect" £25k-a-year job more than two years ago.
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03/14/2012 10:43 PM
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Great job but you would think it would pay more.
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03/14/2012 10:58 PM

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Best. Job. Ever. iwish
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
Great job but you would think it would pay more.
 Quoting: anonanon 4148733


27K for whipping your skippy, joke.

thats 42,400$ a year, no wonder the world going to shit with values like that.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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03/14/2012 11:02 PM
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I don't know about most people but the last thing I want to do when I "get off" is to have to do the same thing I do all day.......lol
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03/14/2012 11:05 PM
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
Great job but you would think it would pay more.
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Who could ask for more?
Seriously
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03/14/2012 11:08 PM
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
pictures or it didnt happen
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03/14/2012 11:10 PM
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Wonder how long it'll take till she gets white knuckle desease and busts her bean.
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03/14/2012 11:12 PM
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Great job but you would think it would pay more.
 Quoting: anonanon 4148733


Who could ask for more?
Seriously
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12413763


Ask for more in this business and the Vibro-Punisher comes out the crate.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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03/14/2012 11:24 PM
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One of these days she'll realize the real money is in design........she is already half way there, she must have the research part down pat by now....all that's left is development.

She needs to think outside the "box".
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03/14/2012 11:26 PM

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I'll sign up for that job if they'll pay me double and I can work from home.
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03/14/2012 11:27 PM
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One of these days she'll realize the real money is in design........she is already half way there, she must have the research part down pat by now....all that's left is development.

She needs to think outside the "box".
 Quoting: Spudz


I always find my focus outside the box brings quicker results than inside the box.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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03/14/2012 11:28 PM
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I'll sign up for that job if they'll pay me double and I can work from home.
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You think she's got a desk and shit...

pfffffft...

NAT!! you're late, get fwapping.

Last Edited by ))BAPHOMET(( on 03/14/2012 11:29 PM
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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You think she's got a desk and shit...

pfffffft...

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She has a futon and an oversized bean bag chair (suede, leopard print).
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03/14/2012 11:37 PM
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You think she's got a desk and shit...

pfffffft...

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She has a futon and an oversized bean bag chair (suede, leopard print).
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Yea, bean bag would be a good idea.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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By the time she's up for retirement bar stools are going to be no go.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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03/14/2012 11:39 PM
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Nat 'Windsock' Garvey's what they call her locally.
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She knew things were getting bad when her gyno lost his head torch...
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03/14/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
She is paid a legit business salary or fee to hide she is really just a whore under the table. Good way to be a prostitute and claim some professional cover.
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03/14/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
MMMM nice LOL
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03/14/2012 11:59 PM
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Damn! Is that what she's been using me for. And all this time, I just thought she was loose.banana2
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03/15/2012 12:37 AM
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
I'll sign up for that job if they'll pay me double and I can work from home.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I'll work minimum wage as your assistant!
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Re: Woman paid 25,000 to test sex toys
what a whore
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03/15/2012 12:47 AM

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I must be weird, I never had a sex toy. I want the real thing not a piece of plastic and a battery
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