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I Just Bought A Rotary Dial Phone, Ask Me A Question.

 
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I Just Bought A Rotary Dial Phone, Ask Me A Question.
The title says it all. Found it at the thrift store for $2.99 and I couldn't resist.

It's now on my bedside table, and its fully functional.

Inscribed in the metal panel on he bottom is "BELL SYSTEM PROPERTY NOT FOR SALE".
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My grandma still has hers and it works great. She keeps it in the closet in case of power outages or an emergency call while the cordless is dead.
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Is it yellow?
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Can I consider myself wise enough to post a Thread entitled "I just ate a peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich Ask me A Question."
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What is the number for 911 ???
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My land-line is connected to an ATT 100.
It has a selector button for pulse or touch tone. ;-`)
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Is it yellow?
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Kind of that fleshy peach color. Maybe a pale yellow+peach.
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Can I consider myself wise enough to post a Thread entitled "I just ate a peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich Ask me A Question."
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But of course. Crunchy or creamy? Strawberry or Grape?
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i have my dads old rotary packed away. black phone - heavy too.
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What is the number for 911 ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4907712


push the cradle buttons (the 'disconnect' clear posts) nine times, wait 1 second, press once, wait 1 second, press once.

That's the cool thing you can do with 'em.
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My grandma still has hers and it works great. She keeps it in the closet in case of power outages or an emergency call while the cordless is dead.
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It's a great backup to have.
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i have my dads old rotary packed away. black phone - heavy too.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


They make great improvised weapons should the need ever arise. Even have that convenient little handle under the cradle for added leverage/purchase.
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My land-line is connected to an ATT 100.
It has a selector button for pulse or touch tone. ;-`)
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I've got a volume control on the underside. Nothing else though. Darn, can't call automated numbers now....no more 'Erotic Phone Chat' for me >.<
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Can I consider myself wise enough to post a Thread entitled "I just ate a peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich Ask me A Question."
 Quoting: Machiavellain76


But of course. Crunchy or creamy? Strawberry or Grape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601


Creamy and Grape.... I wish I had strawberry it would've made my night

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Can I consider myself wise enough to post a Thread entitled "I just ate a peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich Ask me A Question."
 Quoting: Machiavellain76


But of course. Crunchy or creamy? Strawberry or Grape?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601


Creamy and Grape.... I wish I had strawberry it would've made my night

grinning
 Quoting: Machiavellain76


Creamy and Strawberry for the win.

Now try adding some butter to the bread, then the peanut butter and jelly.

Ignore how bad it is for you, and try it once. It's freaking amazing.
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My uncle still has one of those! The damn thing is huge, it looks like a payphone lol. Its either puke green or yellow, I cant remember

Last Edited by Marax on 03/14/2012 11:06 PM
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Does youtube work on it?
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How does it feel to have to remember all your phone numbers?
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Does youtube work on it?
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chuckle
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Does youtube work on it?
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Only the audio....for now. Small LCD screen, solder, and a q tip with aluminum foil wrapped around it and it'll play the low quality videos. Well, it would if I could ask MacGuyver to walk me through it.
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Hmm, I still have two of those in effect at my house.

One is orange and the dial is in the earpiece. It was expensive in the '70s, hehe, the other is a "bat phone" basic black rotary.

They still work, even when the power goes out and the cordless doesn't.

You just can't use them to contact anyone that wants you to "press 1 for English".

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How does it feel to have to remember all your phone numbers?
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...I cheat, I have my cell phone handy. Barring the use of that, I have a 'Little Black Book' with a physical back up of the important numbers.
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Hmm, I still have two of those in effect at my house.

One is orange and the dial is in the earpiece. It was expensive in the '70s, hehe, the other is a "bat phone" basic black rotary.

They still work, even when the power goes out and the cordless doesn't.

You just can't use them to contact anyone that wants you to "press 1 for English".

gaah
 Quoting: Madame X


That's awesome! These things are nigh indestructible.
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My uncle still has one of those! The damn thing is huge, it looks like a payphone lol. Its either puke green or yellow, I cant remember
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Thanks for the idea....an honest to God pay phone...hmm, craiglist here I come.
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i have my dads old rotary packed away. black phone - heavy too.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


They make great improvised weapons should the need ever arise. Even have that convenient little handle under the cradle for added leverage/purchase.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601


Plus they make a great noise when you throw them as hard as you can in fit of apoplectic rage. Generally they are unscathed too.
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What is the number for 911 ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4907712


push the cradle buttons (the 'disconnect' clear posts) nine times, wait 1 second, press once, wait 1 second, press once.

That's the cool thing you can do with 'em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601

I forgot you could do that, you could dial a whole long phone number that way, if you were a bored kid with nothing else to do.
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What is the number for 911 ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4907712


push the cradle buttons (the 'disconnect' clear posts) nine times, wait 1 second, press once, wait 1 second, press once.

That's the cool thing you can do with 'em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601

I forgot you could do that, you could dial a whole long phone number that way, if you were a bored kid with nothing else to do.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


anyone remember Red Boxing? aka phreaking

Last Edited by Marax on 03/14/2012 11:31 PM
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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I still use my rotary cell phone.
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What is the number for 911 ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4907712


push the cradle buttons (the 'disconnect' clear posts) nine times, wait 1 second, press once, wait 1 second, press once.

That's the cool thing you can do with 'em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601

I forgot you could do that, you could dial a whole long phone number that way, if you were a bored kid with nothing else to do.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


anyone remember Red Boxing? aka phreaking
 Quoting: Marax


lol, I can neither confirm, nor deny, that statement at this time.....Sir.
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i have my dads old rotary packed away. black phone - heavy too.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


They make great improvised weapons should the need ever arise. Even have that convenient little handle under the cradle for added leverage/purchase.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601


Plus they make a great noise when you throw them as hard as you can in fit of apoplectic rage. Generally they are unscathed too.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


That's the third reason I picked it up...nothing like the 'CRASH RING CRUMPLE' to get a point across.
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push the cradle buttons (the 'disconnect' clear posts) nine times, wait 1 second, press once, wait 1 second, press once.

That's the cool thing you can do with 'em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601

I forgot you could do that, you could dial a whole long phone number that way, if you were a bored kid with nothing else to do.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


anyone remember Red Boxing? aka phreaking
 Quoting: Marax


lol, I can neither confirm, nor deny, that statement at this time.....Sir.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089601

Blue box not red.

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