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Newly discovered Near Earth Asteroid 2012 EG5 to pass April 1, 2012 only .6 LD from Earth

 
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Now your catching on!
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Come on! Go Google "your and you're" and learn the difference. It's not that complicated.
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I had one of those dreams where you're completely aware and walking around like it's real life and seen a fucking huge wall of water.

It was about a mile away from my house roughly, and I know the area VERY well.

It was like a clone of the area although I had a feeling of knowing the game was up and it wasn't even worth running, then seen water like what, say 1000 ft tall just moving towards me and a feeling of knowing there was nothing that could be done.

Was kind've fucked up.


I get a few dreams like that.
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Do you get lucid dreams often? When I do, I'm always in a place that the colors look so bright they're like neon lights and the place I'm in is familiar but yet almost like another planet. Weird.
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For the past 2 years or so I have had these practically every other night. Its always like a slightly better version of our world. Theres this really strong sense of melancholy and nostalgia I have during these. Although, I wouldn't call them all completely lucid. But very vivid and real seeming.

Have been really looking for others who experience these as well. Only seem to find others here.
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I had one of those dreams where you're completely aware and walking around like it's real life and seen a fucking huge wall of water.

It was about a mile away from my house roughly, and I know the area VERY well.

It was like a clone of the area although I had a feeling of knowing the game was up and it wasn't even worth running, then seen water like what, say 1000 ft tall just moving towards me and a feeling of knowing there was nothing that could be done.

Was kind've fucked up.


I get a few dreams like that.
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I JUST HAD THAT DREAM A FEW DAYS AGO... FLOODING AND ONE WITH A GIANT TSUNAMI AND I KNEW IT WAS POINTLESS TO RUN OR GRAB ANYTHING OR CALL ANYONE. I WAS IN MY HOUSE... I WAS LIKE HOPEFULLY I HAVE TIME TO PRAY... I HAVE BEEN HAVING TSUNAMI DREAMS SINCE I WAS LITTLE THOUGH... MY WHOLE LIFE
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Since I'm not a guru on astronomy I would love for someone to chime in on this. I thought I remembered reading one time that the asteroid that made the Grand Canyon was 80 meters. Don't hold me to that though!

If I Google anything regarding asteroid, I get redirected. I can't post any links to back this up and this is stumping me. This is why I wish someone could attempt to research this and post.
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I'm pretty sure water is pissed that an asteroid gets the praise for the grand canyon!redface
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Yes, pretty sure that was the Colorado River?
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I'M SURE IT WAS MORE THAN THAT
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Some shit google spit up when I typed in asteroid.

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I had one of those dreams where you're completely aware and walking around like it's real life and seen a fucking huge wall of water.

It was about a mile away from my house roughly, and I know the area VERY well.

It was like a clone of the area although I had a feeling of knowing the game was up and it wasn't even worth running, then seen water like what, say 1000 ft tall just moving towards me and a feeling of knowing there was nothing that could be done.

Was kind've fucked up.


I get a few dreams like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12554527


Do you get lucid dreams often? When I do, I'm always in a place that the colors look so bright they're like neon lights and the place I'm in is familiar but yet almost like another planet. Weird.
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amen to that, although I have Lucid dreams in all sorts of environments but every time they all seem familiar but sooo alien like at the same time, never the less always such a good rush but mine seem to only last about 10 minutes or so it feels like because as soon as i tell myself I'm dreaming I immediately test it by attempting to fly and thats when my mind starts to unravel and wake up.
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Flying dreams are awesome. I have had more than a couple in my lifetime. I never willed it in the dream though.
Back to the asteroid. Let's hope it does miss the earth, but if it doesn't, panicing is useless. I am literally in Father's Hands.I pray all of you are too!
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Anyone watch "Melancholia" yet?

Very slow moving, but beautiful imagery,
and the end is what all glpers wait for......
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havent yet. Was told it wasnt what it was made out to be and the only doom was 5 min at the end. Is it worth watching?
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I liked it, but it's just my opinion
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Anyone watch "Melancholia" yet?

Very slow moving, but beautiful imagery,
and the end is what all glpers wait for......
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I waited desperately for that movie. I exspected so much from it but it was really dissappointing. They could have done so much with the story but it was really shit. And the end is shit. That is not what is going to happen. Don't waste your time. Spend it on glp instead, it's much more enlightening.

And. It appears to be coming from the south. Not positive so could someone else look at that. Cause to me it looks like it will definately hitt in the southern hemisphere.

hf
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Now your catching on!
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Come on! Go Google "your and you're" and learn the difference. It's not that complicated.
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Last Edited by Hydra on 03/16/2012 10:50 AM
If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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I just have a gut feeling this thing may be larger than SpaceWeather is posting and IF there is a strong CME, could that redirect this thing even closer to earth??
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No. CME's are irrelevant to the orbital motions of asteroids. Once the orbit is well-determined it is extremely predictable over human timespans. This particular asteroid only has one potential impact in 2048 and the odds on it are extremely low (10^-7).
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

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From jpl says close approach to the moon on April 1, 2012 will be .0022 AU and April 2, 2012 will be .00095 AU.

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I just have a gut feeling this thing may be larger than SpaceWeather is posting and IF there is a strong CME, could that redirect this thing even closer to earth??
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No. CME's are irrelevant to the orbital motions of asteroids. Once the orbit is well-determined it is extremely predictable over human timespans. This particular asteroid only has one potential impact in 2048 and the odds on it are extremely low (10^-7).
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]
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These less than moon distance objects would also chance to impact the
Moon. Would be neat to hear what the Lunar miss distance is. Can we
Tell yet where the moon will be when it apogees(sp? use?)?
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These less than moon distance objects would also chance to impact the Moon. Would be neat to hear what the Lunar miss distance is. Can we tell yet where the moon will be when it apogees(sp? use?)?
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Sure. The lunar miss distance will be about 359,000 km. It misses the moon by more than it misses us by.
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I called my uncle and he said it's nothing to worry about.
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Sorry to bring this post back up again but it looks as though the JPL website has changed the close approach to 0.6ld.
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dude, is that why they're sending rockets up?
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Sorry to bring this post back up again but it looks as though the JPL website has changed the close approach to 0.6ld.
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Yep, it's now a 7 instead of 9 condition code too.
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After more observations, the approach is 0.6 LD, 230,000km on April 1.

2012-Apr-01 10:15 2.3148352828E+05 -0.0337752
2012-Apr-01 10:16 2.3148205422E+05 -0.0153610
2012-Apr-01 10:17 2.3148168501E+05 0.0030534
2012-Apr-01 10:18 2.3148242060E+05 0.0214677
2012-Apr-01 10:19 2.3148426099E+05 0.0398817
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And the new solution gives 360,000 km (0.94 LD) as the miss distance to the Moon.

2012-Mar-31 23:12 3.5946978379E+05 -0.0156778
2012-Mar-31 23:13 3.5946922142E+05 -0.0030691
2012-Mar-31 23:14 3.5946941551E+05 0.0095393
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This is sort of creeping me out. When I saw this listed on SpaceWeather earlier today I clicked on the link to NASA JPL and got a virus.

Just now I googled 2012 EG5 and got redirected.

SpaceWeather is showing the size to be 65 meters and .6 LD from Earth on April 2. I can't seem to research this more since I'm getting viruses and redirected.

The Asteroid was discovered 2 days ago. Can someone please let us know if this is something to be concerned about?
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DO NOT google anything....change your search engine, bing, anything but the interloping google...
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0.7 Lunar Distance is very far.


But even if it does impact, it's only 65 meters wide. Almost no effects...
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LOL !!!

"Almost no effects..."

We'll se what happens when it crashes in your backyard m8... Or do you live in the favela since your from Brazil?

LOL would LOVE too see the effects of a 65 METER asteroid impact then...

you moron!

oh and 0.7 is NOT far away...

But change this thing will hit land, are... well, 0.5%

So indeed no worry's here :o)

it will most probably just fly past us...
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April Fool's Day?
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Since I'm not a guru on astronomy I would love for someone to chime in on this. I thought I remembered reading one time that the asteroid that made the Grand Canyon was 80 meters. Don't hold me to that though!

If I Google anything regarding asteroid, I get redirected. I can't post any links to back this up and this is stumping me. This is why I wish someone could attempt to research this and post.
 Quoting: Doomalicious


That same thing happened to me, and I got a virus as well after checking all this space stuff on their official sites.
Started day before yesterday. Redirects me as well to other commercial search sights.
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Aril 2nd is my birthday. My birth was the herald of the end times.

Perhaps my birthday wish will come true
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birthday
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I hope it hits us. I can't take this system much longer. This world needs to change. Hopefully this starts us in the right direction.
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April 2, 2012 is only

1260 days away from Feast of Trumpets 2015.

Exactly.

Comet is heralding the beginning of the End...???

Enough Said
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And so it really begins?
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That would be 1,274 days. But anyhow, it is being said - that the 1,260 days is from April 11, 2012 - September 23, 2015 (Feast of Atonement)
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