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The Cooktop Cyphers:Proof of Secret Communications-decyphered

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03/15/2012 07:03 PM
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The Cooktop Cyphers:Proof of Secret Communications-decyphered
Okay...so I stumbled upon these strange blogs a few months ago. The wording was jumbled, but enough of them stood out, and appeared enough in other blogs I found, that I felt that there was more to it.

It had been explained to me (in not so nice terms) by some IT folks on GLP, that the format was called SEU, something used by website owners to get more hits. I still wondered however, if this SEU program couldn't be used for other purposes such as communication between a group of people, or if the blog couldn't have been disguised enough to look like one of these SEU blogs.

I decided to take the time (and it definitely took a lot of time) to try and piece together a coherent message...and after about three days working on just one of the many blogs that I found, I think that I may have finally de-coded some of the messages. I will provide that link to the entire blog and I will post some of the excerpts with the translation. Each paragraph in a blog consists of a separate message and I believe that I fugured out the network of "spies"...

Cooktop= Head of orginization
Food Processor= Head of projects and experiments having to do with Genetically Modified Foods and Agriculture
Microwave=Head of Nuclear projects
Juicer and Coffee maker=Heads up projects having to do with water supply and experiments
Toaster= Head of experimental explosive and weapons and development

Other names: Vacuum, wafflemaker, griddler, refrigerator (I have yet to delve any further into these blogs)

These people have other people working under them. A lot of the people mentioned in the blogs work in a range of fields from Doctors in biology, and medicine to a Lt Gen and the senate committee on Governmental affairs...that right there told me that these people weren't randomly put into the blogs.

Here is one example of a deciphered message:

Link: [link to ultimateofferseveryday32.blogspot.com]

Saturday, March 10, 2012
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bowie himself visited /The new / laboratory/Solely/dominated by / walter hunt(Dr. Walter Hunt, MD, Turlock, CA,, Board Certified in Otolaryngology/

blog excerpt:
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If you clicked on the link, you would see that there are many of these blogs. This network must consist of hundreds of people and reports are sent numerous times a day.

I'll be posting more as I get to them. I would love to hear any thoughts and perhaps some would like to take on one of these coded paragraphs themselves.
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03/15/2012 07:42 PM
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SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is the webmaster’s prostitution manual, written by
All those nonsensical posts (containing “THE x LINK”) are automatically added (passing the Captcha checking!) by programs created by certain (smart bastards) programmers that want to improve “THE x LINK” in Google ranking system (so that when somebody searches for those words, his x page will popup in the first results-page returned by google) ; Google considers that the best results to a certain search, are proportional to the number of the external links (pointing back to the x link…) containing the searched words. That’s why they are flooding the net – to be pleased by Google.
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03/15/2012 07:43 PM
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aka – no conspiracy but pure greed!