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Using an IPAD right now might mean you're not worthy of GLP

 
Maxmakc
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Using an IPAD right now might mean you're not worthy of GLP
Because those things are Godless. It's better to toss them in the trash now than tempt the Sun to trash them for you.

Put simply,

God controls Sun
IPAD = Godless
God uses Sun to eliminate Godless things
Sun eliminates IPAD

Thank you for your time.
Maxmakc
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03/16/2012 11:38 AM
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Just do it...for the health of your SOUL...
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Re: Using an IPAD right now might mean you're not worthy of GLP
I am actually reading glp and typing this on an iPad, first gen. Should I kill myself?
not even hitler can top drowning an entire planet of people.
atheism isn't a religion, it's a personal relationship with reality.
being an atheist, a christian threatening me with hell is like a
hippie threatening to punch me in my aura.
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Aren't shoes "godless"?

How about buildings?

I wonder what other things are "godless"?




Thank you for your time.

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03/16/2012 11:46 AM
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Ahh. This thread was my first dose of bat shit crazy for the day. Feels good to get that out of the way!
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A smart programer might learn HTML 5........
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03/16/2012 11:51 AM
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Re: Using an IPAD right now might mean you're not worthy of GLP
Because those things are Godless. It's better to toss them in the trash now than tempt the Sun to trash them for you.

Put simply,

God controls Sun
IPAD = Godless
God uses Sun to eliminate Godless things
Sun eliminates IPAD

Thank you for your time.
 Quoting: Maxmakc


My lady wears a IPAD at that time of the month, I learn to stay faraway from her.
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03/16/2012 11:51 AM
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I still play loadrunner on commodore 64. Takes 45 minutes to load the game, but it's still good.
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03/16/2012 11:57 AM
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Not Saying I love my iPad 2 , but if it had a pussy, I'd marry it
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03/16/2012 11:57 AM
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It's true!!

I will help you dispose of those evil instruments!

You can send them all to me. I will take care of them for you.
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03/16/2012 12:00 PM
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I still play loadrunner on commodore 64. Takes 45 minutes to load the game, but it's still good.
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Commodore 64 games were da bomb !
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um, what?
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03/16/2012 12:13 PM
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I still play loadrunner on commodore 64. Takes 45 minutes to load the game, but it's still good.
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Do you play Myth?,Shadow of the beast?,Batman, i miss those games for C64
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I am actually reading glp and typing this on an iPad, first gen. Should I kill myself?
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I think it's kill your ipad
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03/16/2012 12:18 PM
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What if god gave you your iPad? I found my first gen 64 gb 3G in the middle of the road one night.
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I am actually reading glp and typing this on an iPad, first gen. Should I kill myself?
 Quoting: Kiljaeden the Banned


I think it's kill your ipad
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If you want to kill yourself, please call the suicide hotline.

If you want to kill your IPAD, do something good for yourself as a reward...
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wooord OP word

nice put - well done

im just sorry for those slaves out there..
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Ahh. This thread was my first dose of bat shit crazy for the day. Feels good to get that out of the way!
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Denial won't provide healing

And often the truth sounds crazy when society has for so long imposed its own 'truths' upon the sheeple... sheepsheepsheep
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A smart programer might learn HTML 5........
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What language are you speaking... What planet are you fr...
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I am actually reading glp and typing this on an iPad, first gen. Should I kill myself?
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No... consider yourself one of the blessed.

hf
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A smart programer might learn HTML 5........
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What language are you speaking... What planet are you fr...
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"Freemens" language
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03/16/2012 01:19 PM
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It's true!!

I will help you dispose of those evil instruments!

You can send them all to me. I will take care of them for you.
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Sounds like a great service you're offering. But your address should be posted so people can send those IPADS.
Thanks!
tounge
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A smart programer might learn HTML 5........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12616464


What language are you speaking... What planet are you fr...
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"Freemens" language
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Roger that
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03/16/2012 01:21 PM
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Re: Using an IPAD right now might mean you're not worthy of GLP
Because those things are Godless. It's better to toss them in the trash now than tempt the Sun to trash them for you.

Put simply,

God controls Sun
IPAD = Godless
God uses Sun to eliminate Godless things
Sun eliminates IPAD

Thank you for your time.
 Quoting: Maxmakc




Uhm right.
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Because those things are Godless. It's better to toss them in the trash now than tempt the Sun to trash them for you.

Put simply,

God controls Sun
IPAD = Godless
God uses Sun to eliminate Godless things
Sun eliminates IPAD

Thank you for your time.
 Quoting: Maxmakc


COO COOO!
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I am actually reading glp and typing this on an iPad, first gen. Should I kill myself?
 Quoting: Kiljaeden the Banned


No... consider yourself one of the blessed.

hf
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No consider yourself one of the sheep

or

deadhorse
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Blessing will come when the next big X-Flare hits...
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Wait..what?....?
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.

Chief Seattle, 1854

When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

Cree Prophecy

"Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers.
So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin.
Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother.
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth.
If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~
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What about the samsung galaxy?

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