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Venezuela 03/18/2012 04:58 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics. "The United States is baiting China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang. The coming war will will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that's us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment." "Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people."Mr Kissinger then added: "If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised." After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on: "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the global government that wins. Don't forget, the United States, has the best weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those weapons to the world when the time is right." End of interview. Our reporter is ushered out of the room by Kissinger's minder. [ link to mathaba.net] @Starknight921 |
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Venezuela 12/19/2012 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" I'm from venezuela... Are you american? o eres venezolano?
Where are u from? do you speak spanish? |
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United Kingdom 12/19/2012 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Why is this hideous old shitbag still robbing oxygen?  |
Super Bowl Dave
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United States 12/19/2012 06:43 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President" [ link to www.dailysquib.co.uk] Last Edited by Super Bowl Dave on 12/19/2012 06:43 PM |
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United States 12/19/2012 06:44 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Quite a deft and nuanced piece of satire. |
Vinyard You want it to be one way...
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Sweden 12/19/2012 06:45 PM
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United Kingdom 12/19/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" "Hank" "Heinz" Kissinger is still alive, and this is a stain on decent society. A stain! |
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Netherlands 12/19/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" In the summer in the southern half. |
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Germany 12/19/2012 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" |
Artaius Be The Spark
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Germany 12/19/2012 06:47 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" This funker is on the losing side. Let him talk his crap. There will come a time when you believe everything ends. This will be the beginning [Louis L'Amour] my flickr [ link to www.flickr.com] |
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United States 12/19/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" this is bullcrap. |
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United Kingdom 12/19/2012 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Quite a deft and nuanced piece of satire.
Quoting: Super Bowl Dave That's just what I said.iOn 9/11. |
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United States 12/19/2012 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Dr. Kissinger does not speak that bluntly and to the point. He's a perfect tool, talks a lot says very little.  |
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United States 12/19/2012 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Yeah... I think that's a satire site... Just sayin'. |
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United States 12/19/2012 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Kissinger said 'noob'. Nah. |
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United States 12/19/2012 07:40 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" Daily Squib = Satire
Satire folks only satire |