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How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please

 
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how many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb?

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and 24 pages to argue about it...


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does one need changed ??
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1 to screw it in, 10 to debunk that the lightbulb was ever out in the first place, and 400 to yell SHILL at the 10.
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Potato.
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
Three.

One to Shill.

One to Screw.

One to Data Mine the Event.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


One to align it to some shit written in the bible.
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
you never said into what you want to change it?

although alchemy is not my thing,anyway...just sayin.
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One to yell "John Titor was right!"
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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Three.

One to Shill.

One to Screw.

One to Data Mine the Event.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


One to align it to some shit written in the bible.
 Quoting: 13.0.0.0.0


Got you covered here;

"...12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. ..." - John 8:12

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There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb, doorbert would have posted.
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What watt?
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CFL, incandescent, LED, or halogen?
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

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CFL, incandescent, LED, or halogen?
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DATA MINING!
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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Ane One to take "Stock" of the situation.

spock
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stock? or spock?
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how many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb?

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two. my uncle and your mother.
The dreamer and the dream
One awakens inside the other
To rediscover itself once again
Have you hugged yourself today?
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rofl
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
None.
What you think are light bulbs are just lens flares.
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bsflag
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
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1 to report the light bulb incident

1 to try to blame it on solar activity

NIP - Venus which is actually a space ship caused it

New Jerusalem Russ - if you just used his darn calendar you would never have to replace a light bulb again

1 to call you a anti-semite

1 to tell you it was the evil muzzies who did it

Doorbert sending you a report from Twitter that it happened also somewhere in the Middle East

1 New Age Tard saying you should use candles instead

1 Religitard telling you to start praying and quote a passage from the book of Revelation

1 to debunk your story, it didn't happen anc calls bullshit

1 insisting it's a False Flag most likely caused by Mossad or CIA

Phennommenon coming in calling you all a bunch of fucking Lightbulbtards

Finally Trinity to simply change the bulb and tell everybody to shut the fuck up
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Ane One to take "Stock" of the situation.

spock
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


stock? or spock?
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STOCK WITH A T chuckle
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Wrong thread...

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 03/19/2012 07:18 PM
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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how many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb?

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two. my uncle and your mother.
 Quoting: <Path>


THIS FOR THE WIN!
"Inheritor of a Dying World, we call thee to the Living Beauty. Wanderer in the Wild Darkness, we call thee to the Gentle Light. Long has thou dwelt in Darkness - Quit the Night and seek the Day."
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In our world there are no light bulbs; no power, no gas, no food...

Nick®
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Pure Life; Get it on...
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
Link. Or nobody is going to believe the light bulb even existed in the first place. Everyone sees the dark room but are not sure what it meeeaaans.
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
1 banana and 2 tomato plants and 3 morans and you got just the light bulb.


It has not yet been determined how many it takes, that is like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...
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you people are AWESOME!Thanks for the much needed laughs..
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Re: How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please
13

1 to report the light bulb incident

1 to try to blame it on solar activity

NIP - Venus which is actually a space ship caused it

New Jerusalem Russ - if you just used his darn calendar you would never have to replace a light bulb again

1 to call you a anti-semite

1 to tell you it was the evil muzzies who did it

Doorbert sending you a report from Twitter that it happened also somewhere in the Middle East

1 New Age Tard saying you should use candles instead

1 Religitard telling you to start praying and quote a passage from the book of Revelation

1 to debunk your story, it didn't happen anc calls bullshit

1 insisting it's a False Flag most likely caused by Mossad or CIA

Phennommenon coming in calling you all a bunch of fucking Lightbulbtards

Finally Trinity to simply change the bulb and tell everybody to shut the fuck up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238259


Gary like!

:gary:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Gary looks freaky tounge
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Gary looks freaky tounge
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:busey:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


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Phew, it was only a chinese lantern after all. ufo56
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None...All the GLP'ers Yelled "OMG EMP!!!!", Grabbed thier bug out bag and ran out the door the moment the old bulb burned out...
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Q. How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one. And they can do it so fast to return immediately back to their computer for the next doom thread.

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