How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb.....best funny, witty, far out, glp esque answers please

1


and 24 pages to argue about it...


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does one need changed ??

1 to screw it in, 10 to debunk that the lightbulb was ever out in the first place, and 400 to yell SHILL at the 10.

Potato.

One to align it to some shit written in the bible.

you never said into what you want to change it?

although alchemy is not my thing,anyway...just sayin.

One to yell "John Titor was right!"

Got you covered here;

"...12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. ..." - John 8:12

There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb, doorbert would have posted.

What watt?

CFL, incandescent, LED, or halogen?

DATA MINING!

stock? or spock?

Q
how many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb?

A
two. my uncle and your mother.

None.
What you think are light bulbs are just lens flares.

Wrong thread...

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 03/19/2012 07:18 PM

THIS FOR THE WIN!

In our world there are no light bulbs; no power, no gas, no food...

Nick®


Last Edited by Nickadeemus on 03/19/2012 07:19 PM

Link. Or nobody is going to believe the light bulb even existed in the first place. Everyone sees the dark room but are not sure what it meeeaaans.

1 banana and 2 tomato plants and 3 morans and you got just the light bulb.


It has not yet been determined how many it takes, that is like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...

you people are AWESOME!Thanks for the much needed laughs..

Phew, it was only a chinese lantern after all.

None...All the GLP'ers Yelled "OMG EMP!!!!", Grabbed thier bug out bag and ran out the door the moment the old bulb burned out...

Q. How many GLP ers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one. And they can do it so fast to return immediately back to their computer for the next doom thread.

2...One to yell upstairs "MOM! The Lightbulb needs to be changed again!" And the second to say "Dude, ask her to bring down more hotpockets too"...