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Movie Synopsis - Gloopy's Big Adventure

 
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Gloopy's Big Adventure


Jay Johnson has seen enough to know the world needs something new. He declares a mission to go into the depths and narrates it on-line as Gloopyboy.

His adventure begins happily, but when he finds out gloopy means stupid in Russian, it's an omen. He falls precipitously into a literal black hole after he is diabolically psycho-tortured by his new best friend, who wears a jacket with the word love on it.

Despite his intelligence and good intentions, Jay becomes deranged. Society thinks the worst, that he is a pedophile, rapist or stalker.

His fiendish friend is a hero who pulls a man from an air-crash seconds before it explodes. Jay's girl is in love, but not with Jay.

Seeking his way out he looks in the mirror, at his heart, and goes inside his heart until he feels it, for real. He says "this is me" in his heart, the way he normally thinks, "that's me" in the mirror.

He sees a light, it's a new revelation. A month later he remembers his mission to find something new. His hellish life is starting to make sense.

His mission now is to bring the new revelation to worldwide manifestation, he makes hundreds of mirror necklaces out of clay, that shine a light beam when you wear them, but no one seems to care.

His soul is still tortured. He looks and is, crazy, but miraculous, radically impossible coincidences start happening.

He sues his torturer after he reneges on paying as promised. They depose Jay on Valentine's Day, and the torturer's attorney says on 6/5/6, "Mr. McPhee will be in my office tomorrow to answer Mr. Johnson's interrogatories."

Years go by, the judge withdraws from the case in disgrace. No one cares about the miracles, except Jay's landlord, who lives in Rescue, CA. He rescues Jay and helps keep him alive by investing in his company, called Look Your Heart in the Mirror(tm).

An Egyptian Goddess (Tefnut/Ma'at) speaks to Jay, while he is trying to solve LOST. He then becomes the only person in the world to solve LOST, and the Goddess is pictured in the show. There are tons of mirrors and a giant magic mirror on LOST, but still, no one cares.

Finally the quest is fulfilled when "The Greatest TRUE Story Ever Told" is made into a movie.
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Society thinks the worst, that he is a pedophile, rapist or stalker.

 Quoting: New Age Messiah


If it walks like a duck...
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03/19/2012 09:21 PM
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Society thinks the worst, that he is a pedophile, rapist or stalker.

 Quoting: New Age Messiah


If it walks like a duck...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12794159


Go fuck yourself.
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03/20/2012 06:55 PM
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What a hopeless dumbass.
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Is your rescuer willing to discuss his investment?

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