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This is how women think...

 
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I asked my wife this question after seeing this, she said two hours.
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Tosh.0 will give her a nice Web Redemption I'm sure.
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When women are hot there is a temptation to act stupid to get what they want. What they dont understand is that we become what we pretend to be. She really is that stupid now but it didnt bave to be that way.
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03/20/2012 10:19 AM
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bsflag

One idiot does not define the sex.
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you sure ???


 Quoting: Archangel-NL


Very fucking funny and it proves that women are weak, pitifully unaware spatially and very trusting or dumb.
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She probably will make a wonderful mother since she can put up with this kind of shit from him. So, she gets five stars for being a great person and obviously a devoted wife. He gets a negative 100 for being the biggest dick in the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12802077


I bet she thinks he's got the biggest dick in the world cos that's what he told her.
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03/20/2012 10:25 AM
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Nobody is that F'n stupid, this woman is pretending to be dumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12571709


I think this might be fake also, just a contrived video to see if they can get it to go viral.

Notice how she seems oblivious to his smirking into the camera? Women are always studying a man's face to see what he's up to. This woman doesn't see him mocking her?

Yeah, fake video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12494788


The camera is rolling, she is playing her part. I agree she would be looking at her man to see what he is up to, but she purposely ignores all of it. She knows he is taping so she is pretending to be this stupid. I am a woman, and I will tell you men this. Most women are not this stupid, if they are acting like this then you can be assured that it is in fact an act. I would say there is a 10% chance that there is someone this stupid. I have only met one in my life and I truly think she was damaged at birth or something. If all you are meeting are stupid girls/women then you need to find a new group to hang out with, these girls are playing on you cause it is getting them attention.
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If you are wrong, it would be a crying shame that someone could be so out of touch. That said I find it hard to believe you are wrong, mostly because I don't want to think that someone could be so extremely stupid.
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another do I guess looks aren't everything. lolsign
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03/20/2012 10:28 AM
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Some women really are this dumb. Ive met them. They were mainly strippers and couldn't answer five basic questions for a hundred dollars.
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03/20/2012 10:42 AM
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just take a look at whats in her hand.

nuff said !!
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03/20/2012 10:45 AM
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Ha LMAO!

lifes hard, its harder if your stupid
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I know someone who reasons like and they are female and incharge of people. Wow. Can't follow basic simple instructions, neither can they do deductive reasoning.
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03/20/2012 11:05 AM
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Shoot, you guys are mean and take things too seriously.
I had a dingbat sister in law like this. She was fun to talk to and took the ribbing she would get pretty well. I had her believing in spaghetti trees, that hummingbirds have no feet and other fun shit.
This girl might be real smart in some other area, like travel agent or pet grooming or something. She just has no head for math at all.
I thought she was cute.pigchef
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12820636


I was actually amazed that she came up with a pretty good approximation to the time based on the relative speeds between running and driving.

She may actually not be dumb per se, but simply ignorant with regards to math and physics. She obviously has no idea what the definition of speed is, nor how to apply it.

In other words she doesn't know that mph means change in miles divided by change in hours. Translating the per to divide was never taught to her.

Hence I actually blame Obama for this, inasmuch as liberals have destroyed education in the west. Political orthodoxy is much more important than basic math and physics these days.
 Quoting: SevenThunders


^^^^
This approximates what I was thinking.

But if you're going to blame Obama please include Bush too (supposedly he left no child behind) although I doubt either one of them stood in a classroom teaching math.



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03/20/2012 11:20 AM
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One star, because OP was ignorant enough to title this, "This is how women think". WHY was that necessary?? WTF century are you in?? Too bad it was so offensively titled--because it IS funny.

As another woman said here, I also was way ahead of the pack in math in school, as well.
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bsflag

One idiot does not define the sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203417


you sure ???

 Quoting: Archangel-NL


Very fucking funny and it proves that women are weak, pitifully unaware spatially and very trusting or dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5660347


PLEASE unpin this. ...These are the kinds of idiotic people you draw out of the woodwork when you post redneck things like this.
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03/20/2012 11:40 AM
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One star, because OP was ignorant enough to title this, "This is how women think". WHY was that necessary?? WTF century are you in?? Too bad it was so offensively titled--because it IS funny.

As another woman said here, I also was way ahead of the pack in math in school, as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12439990


And you felt the need to tell everyone this.

It's just a funny video. Lighten up with all the insecurity.
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One idiot does not define the sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203417


you sure ???

 Quoting: Archangel-NL


Very fucking funny and it proves that women are weak, pitifully unaware spatially and very trusting or dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5660347


PLEASE unpin this. ...These are the kinds of idiotic people you draw out of the woodwork when you post redneck things like this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12439990


You don't like it so it should be unpinned. Yeah. Ok.



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03/20/2012 11:46 AM
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One idiot does not define the sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203417


you sure ???


 Quoting: Archangel-NL


Very fucking funny and it proves that women are weak, pitifully unaware spatially and very trusting or dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5660347


Our spacial skills are off because we are always being told
this:

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is six inches.

lol

just kidding, douche. This proves nothing except that this guy married a dumbass.
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03/20/2012 11:54 AM
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A few thoughts…

This girl is obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. But she is nice to look at. Kind of a sad commentary on what we look for in a mate.

Why are there are so many videos like this out there? Why do humans get so much satisfaction at the expense of others?

The best part is when she says “You do not make sense, I make sense”. That about sums up this constructed reality that we live in. Everybody creates their own version of reality.
 Quoting: BobR
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9919572


The guy in the video thinks it's funny...however....

The joke is on HIM.

Because that is HIS wife.

And their kids will probably not be winning any Academic Decathlons.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I know. I can't believe he married such a bimbo. But then I can since he married with his eyes and not his brain. I feel SO SORRY for their future children. This is a real tragedy. It makes me feel sick she is so retarded and he actually married her and isn't repulsed by her.

And OP, all women are NOT like this. That is an insult!
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03/20/2012 12:01 PM
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For every stupid thing a women does, there are ten men doing something equally or more stupid.

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She probably will make a wonderful mother since she can put up with this kind of shit from him. So, she gets five stars for being a great person and obviously a devoted wife. He gets a negative 100 for being the biggest dick in the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12802077


She will ruin her children or they will figure out she is stupid and have no respect for her or even for dad because he married her.

And yeah, one day she won't be hot and will just be stupid.
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She's not playing dumb. Is that 'Just Married' stuff on the side window I see? Neither of them will pass 'smart' genes on, unless smart skips generations. She seems to realize the margin of error on a speedometer, her first answer of 58 minutes is close enough. If she can cook, as a leg man, I would vote keeper.
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1) intelligence to offspring is largely passed on through the female genes (think of dumb kids of rich biz men who marry hot bimbos)

2) genetic moral integrity/behavior to offspring is largely passed on through male genes (now think of how kind and moral this guy is to film his wife and broadcast it)

1 + 2 = retard kid that abuses womwn. nice one dude
 Quoting: ouch 1572549


Maybe this guy gets off on humiliating people. If he does this to his wife just think of what he will do to his kids.
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He married a dumbass.
 Quoting: Miss Andry 11815184


This shows he is a dumbass. Like attracts like.
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I think this might be fake also, just a contrived video to see if they can get it to go viral.

Notice how she seems oblivious to his smirking into the camera? Women are always studying a man's face to see what he's up to. This woman doesn't see him mocking her?

Yeah, fake video.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12494788


+1
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wow, to think ALL women think like this shows just how small YOUR mind is.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9919572


The guy in the video thinks it's funny...however....

The joke is on HIM.

Because that is HIS wife.

And their kids will probably not be winning any Academic Decathlons.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


This cracked me up.

But you're right.

And I think brains are inherited mainly thru the mother, looks thru the father. So if you marry a supermodel who's dumb as a post, you'll get kids as ugly as you are and as dumb as she is.

But marry the plain girl who's very clever, and your kids will be clever too and they'll look like you regardless.

That's the theory anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4596203


OK, I'll have fun with this.

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yes - depends on how big the tires are - small tires have to travel farther - and trucks have big tires
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And like, those police cars, they have super high-tech tires and whatnot.

It really is a trick question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12821799


no it is not a trick question.

there is nothing to factor.

simple question...if you are traveling 80 mph how long will it take you to go 80 miles?
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Not enough info there. What's needed to compute:

Tire rotation.

Earth's rotation.

Mean outside temperature/humidity..

Direction. IE Grid North, True North, or Magnetic North.

Type of tire, IE Japanese, German, US, etc.

Uphill/downhill, straight and level.

Leap year or not??

Windows up or down, Air conditioning on or not?

Decibel level of radio.

New paint on auto or rusted, etc?

How many people in vehicle and average weight of each passenger x horsepower/torque.

Work with me here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12821799


You forgot how inflated the tires are. Cop cars go faster than regular cars because they have more air in the tires. At least according to this guy's wife. I really hope this was satire and that she is an excellent actress. I mean, she couldn't tell she was being filmed and made fun of???
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9919572


The guy in the video thinks it's funny...however....

The joke is on HIM.

Because that is HIS wife.

And their kids will probably not be winning any Academic Decathlons.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


The girl is stupid-----but he is a TOTAL douchebag for humiliating her like this and in this way. Poor woman will be known as "the MPH woman" for all eternity.

That's just cruel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10582736
It is his fault she is stupid? Lol.

What is really funny is how her first words in response to his question were about herself, "I run the mile in about 9 minutes ... " This just proves how women always think about themselves first.

Lol.
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Some women really are this dumb. Ive met them. They were mainly strippers and couldn't answer five basic questions for a hundred dollars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6586999


If they were strippers more than likely it means they are pretty and have never had to get by on their brains. But then there are strippers who are smart and putting themselves through university. There are just dumb people of both sexes out there. Look at the good looking jocks. The lights are on but they are not home.





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