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F**k you, Michael Bay... F**k you... TMNT are now aliens? F**k you.

 
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This is ALMOST as bad as Han Solo not shooting first, and guns photoshopped out of government goons hands in ET.

Fuck you Lucas and Spielburg!!!!!

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They want us to be more accepting of aliens so that when the demons show up disguised as aliens we will welcome them.
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Michael Bay is ruining my childhood.
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Correction, I think you mean Michael Bay is Raping your childhood and mine!
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This will obviously spark more outrage than the NDAA, or Obama Executive orders.
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There is nothing more sacred than the Ninja Turtles. I was a ninja turtle for every halloween since I was a freaking tadpole until I started realizing girls were for more than cooties tag.
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^this^
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CHUD will be ok though, right?
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Huh? Nevermind, we already grew up in the 80s and enjoyed the cartoon and not to mention the awesome 4-player coin-op version of the same name. What are you going to do Bicheal May, step into my mind and remove my fond memories of such? Idiot.
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that game was tits bro
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reptilians are demons(serpents), yes the same one in the bible. Just as in the bible, the reptilians are down below(underground).

Look up the Naga people, yes they wear head dresses that look like the horns of the currently depicted devil.

Nagas, are basically a human like reptile, usually depicted with a pitchfork, and a tail, hmmm same as the devil.


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03/20/2012 03:45 PM
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Well this is just another step closer to 100% removal of all nuclear satire.

Teenage "Mutant" Ninja Turtles, are turtles that have been mutated after touching the "ooze" or nuclear/radioactive material.
Sound familiar? Yea, tons of Comic Boot heros are radioactive mutants, so what's next? Re-doing Hulk so that he's an alien with special powers? Bull F'ing Shit
 Quoting: chaakin


The Turtles mutated after interacting with a substance that came out of a canister. The canister had flown from a truck during a traffic incident when a young man pushed a blind man out of the way of an on-coming truck. As the truck passed, the canister flew off the back of the truck and hit Matt near the eyes, then it bounced into the sewer and broke open near the turtles.

This was a clever melding of two origins, as the man was Matt Murdock who became blinded by the incident, and developed heightened senses and became The Daredevil.
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Its bullshit. He's destroying my childhood. Then he had the nerve to say the fans need to take a chill pill. Fuck that guy
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Michael Bay is one of the greatest pulp directors of Hollywood.
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Michael Bay is one of the greatest pulp directors of Hollywood.
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And I don't mean that as a compliment. Now I always ignored the TMNT, but everyone has it's taste and memories.

When someone rapes your childhood memories, it's time to rape them back twice as hard.
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I'm boycotting.
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Someone gets upset about a fucking cartoon and it gets pinned?

norespect
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Tim Burton ruined Dark Shadows as well, but then Tim Burton ruins everything.
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Dark Shadows would have had to have been good in the first place
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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I mad, bro.
 Quoting: Brisketball


hahaha, yeah you are.
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Someone gets upset about a fucking cartoon and it gets pinned?

norespect
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You've seen worse pinned. Admit it.
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I mad, bro.
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hahaha, yeah you are.
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I SO mad, bro. I be raging.
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mother fucker
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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What if the Ooze substance has alien origin and that's what has mutated them?
I mean, what do we know about the ooze other than that it is made by TGRI in the lab. Do we know anything about the origin of it's content?

We know that TGRI or TCRI as it was called in the cartoons was originally a base for the alien race Utroms. Remember that alien Krang, the brain in a suit enemy?

So the canister comes from that company. Which would mean, the canister probably had alien origins already.

I dare to bet this is where they are coming from. Micheal Bay should have kept his mouth shut because the fanbase doesn't look further after hearing such news.

Yes, I am a turtle fanboy, have always been one. If this is the storyline they are going with it will be fine with me.

If the turtles themselves will be aliens ariving in spaceship, then I won't go see this movie. But I doubt it.
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I mad, bro.
 Quoting: Brisketball


I'm pissed too!burnit
 Quoting: HyruleRupee


Me too!
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." - George Bernard Shaw
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What if the Ooze substance has alien origin and that's what has mutated them?
I mean, what do we know about the ooze other than that it is made by TGRI in the lab. Do we know anything about the origin of it's content?

We know that TGRI or TCRI as it was called in the cartoons was originally a base for the alien race Utroms. Remember that alien Krang, the brain in a suit enemy?

So the canister comes from that company. Which would mean, the canister probably had alien origins already.

I dare to bet this is where they are coming from. Micheal Bay should have kept his mouth shut because the fanbase doesn't look further after hearing such news.

Yes, I am a turtle fanboy, have always been one. If this is the storyline they are going with it will be fine with me.

If the turtles themselves will be aliens ariving in spaceship, then I won't go see this movie. But I doubt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307665


He said very specifically, if you read the mother fucking article, that they're a species of aliens in his movie.

:owlry:
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are now aliens?

Perhaps seizing on the notion that moviegoers are willing to pay hundreds of millions of dollars to see Michael Bay's films, while maintaining a deep contempt for his storytelling process and heavy use of exploding computer graphics, the internet was set ablaze Monday, with blogs and major media outlets slamming the filmmaker's announcement concerning the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and telling tales of fan outrage.

[link to entertainment.msnbc.msn.com]
 Quoting: Brisketball


It was a crappy cartoon when it was originally on the air and it's not going to be any better now. If you want to be outraged about something, then get angry about Nick Fury being played by a black man when he's been white in the comic books for over 40 years.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are now aliens?

Perhaps seizing on the notion that moviegoers are willing to pay hundreds of millions of dollars to see Michael Bay's films, while maintaining a deep contempt for his storytelling process and heavy use of exploding computer graphics, the internet was set ablaze Monday, with blogs and major media outlets slamming the filmmaker's announcement concerning the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and telling tales of fan outrage.

[link to entertainment.msnbc.msn.com]
 Quoting: Brisketball


It was a crappy cartoon when it was originally on the air and it's not going to be any better now. If you want to be outraged about something, then get angry about Nick Fury being played by a black man when he's been white in the comic books for over 40 years.
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Ha. Samuel L does a great Nick Fury.
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TMNT II is the best of them all, just saying....
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wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

This is a travesty!
Pull me from the gallows
of this fiber-optic nation
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TMNT II is the best of them all, just saying....
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I liked the first, gritty movie but wish they hadn't reshot the whole thing with a PG script.
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I mad, bro.
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LOL


lol


thanks bro:)

hugs:)
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This will obviously spark more outrage than the NDAA, or Obama Executive orders.
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lol
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Huh? Nevermind, we already grew up in the 80s and enjoyed the cartoon and not to mention the awesome 4-player coin-op version of the same name. What are you going to do Bicheal May, step into my mind and remove my fond memories of such? Idiot.
 Quoting: CaptiveR 11326280


that game was tits bro
 Quoting: kfitz


I don't know the "tits" is that good or bad? And what's all this bro shit anyway? I guess its an American thing (there i answered my own god damn question).

I mean, it was a good arcade game, ok but not the best at the time. I don't give a fuck about Micheal Bay, his name is shit, his movies are shit, his trousers are shit, his discombobulated meetings are shit, his turtle-neck sweeter collection is shit, his... and so on.
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What if the Ooze substance has alien origin and that's what has mutated them?
I mean, what do we know about the ooze other than that it is made by TGRI in the lab. Do we know anything about the origin of it's content?

We know that TGRI or TCRI as it was called in the cartoons was originally a base for the alien race Utroms. Remember that alien Krang, the brain in a suit enemy?

So the canister comes from that company. Which would mean, the canister probably had alien origins already.

I dare to bet this is where they are coming from. Micheal Bay should have kept his mouth shut because the fanbase doesn't look further after hearing such news.

Yes, I am a turtle fanboy, have always been one. If this is the storyline they are going with it will be fine with me.

If the turtles themselves will be aliens ariving in spaceship, then I won't go see this movie. But I doubt it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307665


He said very specifically, if you read the mother fucking article, that they're a species of aliens in his movie.

:owlry:
 Quoting: Brisketball



Oh I did read. And I didn't miss the parts like "Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world"

I mean, including everything would mean including splinter learning karate from his master when he was still a 'normal' rat and avenging the death of his master. Or babyturtles getting oozed on in the sewers.

Why the hell would they be named after renaissance masters if they are not of earth decendance. Seriously?

I would agree with you though if they come from space in a spaceship, but i hardly doubt it like i said before.





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