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My pet duck is prancing around the house like he is "cock of the walk"

 
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My pet duck is prancing around the house like he is "cock of the walk"
And quite frankly I'm sick of it, I'm the one that pays the bills around here. The duck is edgy man.
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What the fuck you doing with a prancing duck?
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What the fuck you doing with a prancing duck?
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I didn't train him to do it. He started doing it after the little 3.3 tremblor we had a week or so ago. Sound like you need to learn some more about ducks you dumbass.
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Say what?
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What the fuck you doing with a prancing duck?
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I didn't train him to do it. He started doing it after the little 3.3 tremblor we had a week or so ago. Sound like you need to learn some more about ducks you dumbass.
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maybe he needs some new is shoes


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What the fuck you doing with a prancing duck?
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I didn't train him to do it. He started doing it after the little 3.3 tremblor we had a week or so ago. Sound like you need to learn some more about ducks you dumbass.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


So you got yourself a fucking quake quacker early warning system, what you bitching about? I'm not the one with a prancing duck in my house dumbass, sounds like you need to learn some more about the Anatidae family of birds if you are going to keep them in your house.
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What the fuck you doing with a prancing duck?
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I didn't train him to do it. He started doing it after the little 3.3 tremblor we had a week or so ago. Sound like you need to learn some more about ducks you dumbass.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


So you got yourself a fucking quake quacker early warning system, what you bitching about? I'm not the one with a prancing duck in my house dumbass, sounds like you need to learn some more about the Anatidae family of birds if you are going to keep them in your house.
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Why must you rip on my keeping of a duck inside? Normally the little fella is about as easy to take care of as a dog or cat. There are some people who keep ducks and train them to do various tricks and such. I am not one of those duck keepers, I train my ducks to do useful tasks. Such as sorting coins, cleaning up spilled popcorn, warning of intruders and the like.
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And quite frankly I'm sick of it, I'm the one that pays the bills around here. The duck is edgy man.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


Why are you petting ducks in your house? You might also want to stop walking your cocks. Silly homosexual, dicks are for chicks......
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What the fuck you doing with a prancing duck?
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I didn't train him to do it. He started doing it after the little 3.3 tremblor we had a week or so ago. Sound like you need to learn some more about ducks you dumbass.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


So you got yourself a fucking quake quacker early warning system, what you bitching about? I'm not the one with a prancing duck in my house dumbass, sounds like you need to learn some more about the Anatidae family of birds if you are going to keep them in your house.
 Quoting: danwa


Why must you rip on my keeping of a duck inside? Normally the little fella is about as easy to take care of as a dog or cat. There are some people who keep ducks and train them to do various tricks and such. I am not one of those duck keepers, I train my ducks to do useful tasks. Such as sorting coins, cleaning up spilled popcorn, warning of intruders and the like.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


I'm not ripping on you, just inquired about your unusual house guest. You can keep a fucking flock of pink flamingos in there if you want, it's your house. I'm sure the little quacker is a delightful companion, hell, if he can sort coins, clean up and sound the alarm on top of predicting quakes, then you are one fucking fantastic fowl trainer and should consider a career change.
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Re: My pet duck is prancing around the house like he is "cock of the walk"
And quite frankly I'm sick of it, I'm the one that pays the bills around here. The duck is edgy man.
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Why are you petting ducks in your house? You might also want to stop walking your cocks. Silly homosexual, dicks are for chicks......
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I never said I petted the damned bird! As for the rest of your dick-centric post - "cock of the walk" has nothing to do with the reason you clicked this thread.
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I didn't train him to do it. He started doing it after the little 3.3 tremblor we had a week or so ago. Sound like you need to learn some more about ducks you dumbass.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


So you got yourself a fucking quake quacker early warning system, what you bitching about? I'm not the one with a prancing duck in my house dumbass, sounds like you need to learn some more about the Anatidae family of birds if you are going to keep them in your house.
 Quoting: danwa


Why must you rip on my keeping of a duck inside? Normally the little fella is about as easy to take care of as a dog or cat. There are some people who keep ducks and train them to do various tricks and such. I am not one of those duck keepers, I train my ducks to do useful tasks. Such as sorting coins, cleaning up spilled popcorn, warning of intruders and the like.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


I'm not ripping on you, just inquired about your unusual house guest. You can keep a fucking flock of pink flamingos in there if you want, it's your house. I'm sure the little quacker is a delightful companion, hell, if he can sort coins, clean up and sound the alarm on top of predicting quakes, then you are one fucking fantastic fowl trainer and should consider a career change.
 Quoting: danwa


Thank you, I will feed my duck a cracker in your honor.hf
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This thread is REALLY FUNNY!!!
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So you got yourself a fucking quake quacker early warning system, what you bitching about? I'm not the one with a prancing duck in my house dumbass, sounds like you need to learn some more about the Anatidae family of birds if you are going to keep them in your house.
 Quoting: danwa


Why must you rip on my keeping of a duck inside? Normally the little fella is about as easy to take care of as a dog or cat. There are some people who keep ducks and train them to do various tricks and such. I am not one of those duck keepers, I train my ducks to do useful tasks. Such as sorting coins, cleaning up spilled popcorn, warning of intruders and the like.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


I'm not ripping on you, just inquired about your unusual house guest. You can keep a fucking flock of pink flamingos in there if you want, it's your house. I'm sure the little quacker is a delightful companion, hell, if he can sort coins, clean up and sound the alarm on top of predicting quakes, then you are one fucking fantastic fowl trainer and should consider a career change.
 Quoting: danwa


Thank you, I will feed my duck a cracker in your honor.hf
 Quoting: SkyRipper


Your welcome. Perhaps he would like this:

A guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.

The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?"

And the duck says,

"Yeah, can you get this fucking guy off my ass?"
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Why must you rip on my keeping of a duck inside? Normally the little fella is about as easy to take care of as a dog or cat. There are some people who keep ducks and train them to do various tricks and such. I am not one of those duck keepers, I train my ducks to do useful tasks. Such as sorting coins, cleaning up spilled popcorn, warning of intruders and the like.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


I'm not ripping on you, just inquired about your unusual house guest. You can keep a fucking flock of pink flamingos in there if you want, it's your house. I'm sure the little quacker is a delightful companion, hell, if he can sort coins, clean up and sound the alarm on top of predicting quakes, then you are one fucking fantastic fowl trainer and should consider a career change.
 Quoting: danwa


Thank you, I will feed my duck a cracker in your honor.hf
 Quoting: SkyRipper


Your welcome. Perhaps he would like this:

A guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.

The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?"

And the duck says,

"Yeah, can you get this fucking guy off my ass?"
 Quoting: danwa


LOL very good, I'll tell it to the duck when it gets out of the tub, I think he is starting to settle down. He can operate the bathtub with his beak so if he is chillin' in the tub and not splashing around it is a very good sign. Of course he leaves the goddamned thing on so I need to check it once in a while.
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Re: My pet duck is prancing around the house like he is "cock of the walk"
And quite frankly I'm sick of it, I'm the one that pays the bills around here. The duck is edgy man.
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He probably thinks he is a rooster. Sounds like he may have some abandonment issues as well. How young was he when you took him from his mother?
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Why must you rip on my keeping of a duck inside? Normally the little fella is about as easy to take care of as a dog or cat. There are some people who keep ducks and train them to do various tricks and such. I am not one of those duck keepers, I train my ducks to do useful tasks. Such as sorting coins, cleaning up spilled popcorn, warning of intruders and the like.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


I'm not ripping on you, just inquired about your unusual house guest. You can keep a fucking flock of pink flamingos in there if you want, it's your house. I'm sure the little quacker is a delightful companion, hell, if he can sort coins, clean up and sound the alarm on top of predicting quakes, then you are one fucking fantastic fowl trainer and should consider a career change.
 Quoting: danwa


Thank you, I will feed my duck a cracker in your honor.hf
 Quoting: SkyRipper


Your welcome. Perhaps he would like this:

A guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.

The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?"

And the duck says,

"Yeah, can you get this fucking guy off my ass?"
 Quoting: danwa


AHAHHAHAA dogpile
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Re: My pet duck is prancing around the house like he is "cock of the walk"
And quite frankly I'm sick of it, I'm the one that pays the bills around here. The duck is edgy man.
 Quoting: SkyRipper


He probably thinks he is a rooster. Sounds like he may have some abandonment issues as well. How young was he when you took him from his mother?
 Quoting: Nostalgic Rain


I found him when he was about 8 weeks old floating in the lake, quacking like a drunken sailor. No parent bird was around. Just this one crazy ass duckling. Imprinted on me within minutes.

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