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I NEVER Leave A Tip At A Restaurant.. And I NEVER Will.

 
JimBomB

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I bet your a liberal limp wristed PUSSY TOO!

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Sigh... What the F#CK does a political affiliation have to do with this? I'd say it's more a tendency of a Republican to not want to part with his money, be insensitive, not realize we are all human beings, etc.... Am I describing you well?

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Not at all! Just to enlighten you a bit - Liberals have more CORPERATE MONKEYS backin them and thier idiot ideas more so than the right you ignorant koolaid slurper.
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All you're doing OP...is making sure there are plenty of people who will smile the moment you're dead.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
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I would suggest that you should never patronize the same restaurant twice because if you do, there's no telling how much spit, piss and shit you've consumed.
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oh that is so true. i used to wait tables and you never forget a stiffer. all you have bto do is tell the cook the order is for a stiffer, he takes caren of it.
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Don"t forget to tip the teller at the bank when you make a deposit, and make sure you also tip the cashier at Walmart for ringing your shit up ax well
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Prudently spending your money is the key to wealth preservation.

Handing out tips for free is not prudent wealth preservation.

Anyone requiring a tip to live is probably in the wrong job.

They should better themselves through either higher education or learning a trade.

The jobs that ask for tips are student jobs. Stepping-stone jobs.

Not careers.

Remember, there is a huge difference between a job and a career.
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I would suggest that you should never patronize the same restaurant twice because if you do, there's no telling how much spit, piss and shit you've consumed.
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oh that is so true. i used to wait tables and you never forget a stiffer. all you have bto do is tell the cook the order is for a stiffer, he takes caren of it.
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Hell yeah, I'd shove one hand in my ass crack, and the other would be fondling my nuts...right before I handled his food. OP deserves nothing but that kind of thing happening...
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Other industries are trying to get us to tip too.

I will NEVER tip.

It is just like another tax or "fee".

Restaurants are the worst though. It is such a blatant and obvious scam.

Other industries are trying to get on the tip bandwagon.

NEVER tip.
KateSask

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When we went to Jamaica we brought 300 USD in 10's, 5's and 1's for tipping and gave it all away in a week at an all inclusive. Believe me, the service we got was amazing and made our trip awesome in the end.
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NEVER!!

I also NEVER tip:

1. When I pick-up food from a restaurant (even asking for a tip at pick-up makes me laugh).
2. At a hotel for maid service.
3. At a hotel restaurant/bar.
4. A taxi or limousine driver.
5. The dry cleaning pick-up/delivery service.
6. The mail/UPS/Fed-Ex person.
7. Household maid service.
8. Household movers.

I will NEVER tip for any of these services and many, many others.

Perhaps this is why I am so well off. I simply NEVER just give my money away.

Saving is the key to wealth preservation. Remember that.
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a mcdonald or jack in a box is not really a restaurant...
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Restaurants are the worst though. It is such a blatant and obvious scam.
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You do know they make 3.50 an hour and rely on tips just to make minimum wage? Of course not, you have never had a job.
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Bullshit. If you were well off, you wouldn't be such a cheap bastard. You're a guy in his pajamas without a job using his mother's computer.
I tip waitresses 30 percent because I know they're poor and need money for feeding children or tuition. I bet if you frequent the same restaurants, probably on somebody elses dime, they put flies or spit in your food. I'd just tell you to take your business elsewhere.
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Prudently spending your money is the key to wealth preservation.

Handing out tips for free is not prudent wealth preservation.

Anyone requiring a tip to live is probably in the wrong job.

They should better themselves through either higher education or learning a trade.

The jobs that ask for tips are student jobs. Stepping-stone jobs.

Not careers.

Remember, there is a huge difference between a job and a career.
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I managed, waited tables and bartended for about 12 years. I really enjoyed it. There are people that make up for you assholes. It all works out at the end of the night, but dont think for one minute you havent eaten a pubic hair or booger in your days. Being a asshole is a choice and the choice is yours. You never told us where your business is located.
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NEVER!!

I also NEVER tip:

1. When I pick-up food from a restaurant (even asking for a tip at pick-up makes me laugh).
2. At a hotel for maid service.
3. At a hotel restaurant/bar.
4. A taxi or limousine driver.
5. The dry cleaning pick-up/delivery service.
6. The mail/UPS/Fed-Ex person.
7. Household maid service.
8. Household movers.

I will NEVER tip for any of these services and many, many others.

Perhaps this is why I am so well off. I simply NEVER just give my money away.

Saving is the key to wealth preservation. Remember that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13024820


I hope you never go to the same restaurant twice. I waited tables when I was younger. If someone stiffed me, and came back, I would always remember them. They also ate a lot of nasty things the next time around. My boogers, my snot, I even stuck my dick in their ice cream desert. Young people working in a restaurant can come up with all sorts of funny stuff to do to people who stiff them.

Also a little trick I learned when people like you stiffed me. I would act a little sad at my other table and casually mention to the table that "I dont know what went wrong, I gave that guy good service, and he was rude and stiffed me" Just saying that would usually get be a Double tip from the other table. So it all evened out. I still made good money as a waiter, and you are the one who ends up eating boogers and the ice cream with my dick print.
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When we went to Jamaica we brought 300 USD in 10's, 5's and 1's for tipping and gave it all away in a week at an all inclusive. Believe me, the service we got was amazing and made our trip awesome in the end.
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I get seated immediately in the restaurants we frequent...they recognize us and know I tip well...a new guy at the Chinese place was trying to charge extra for cashews and the owner came up and said NO you don't charge him extra, LOL
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Yep, OP...if I were working at a restaurant where the servers get by on tips...and knew you were stiffing them...

I'd so Jizz in your Mashed Potatoes...
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Here's a tip for you OP. Fuck you and die! I hope your biz burns down and you lose everything so when all you can afford is a shitty pizza for dinner I hope the driver gives you some free extra toppings.

Yum yum tastes like... well I'm sure you already love that taste, cocksucker.
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Opie is Troll

Troll thread is obvious
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And probably black.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yep, negroes for the most part are horrible tippers.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Servers at restaurants and bars are just that, SERVANTS.

Do I tip for maid SERVICE? No I do not.

Do I tip for the car SERVICE? No I do not.

Do I tip for the dog walking SERVICE? No I do not.

Do I tip for food SERVICE? No I do not.

Restaurant servers are just that. SERVANTS.

They are the SERVANTS of customers.

These are jobs, not careers. Intended for students, not adults.

Adults need to develop a career and stop staying in jobs BEGGING for tips.
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When we went to Jamaica we brought 300 USD in 10's, 5's and 1's for tipping and gave it all away in a week at an all inclusive. Believe me, the service we got was amazing and made our trip awesome in the end.
 Quoting: KateSask


I get seated immediately in the restaurants we frequent...they recognize us and know I tip well...a new guy at the Chinese place was trying to charge extra for cashews and the owner came up and said NO you don't charge him extra, LOL
 Quoting: BRIEF


They remember. Both good and bad. I do know that this guy can tell us how a booger tastes
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When we went to Jamaica we brought 300 USD in 10's, 5's and 1's for tipping and gave it all away in a week at an all inclusive. Believe me, the service we got was amazing and made our trip awesome in the end.
 Quoting: KateSask


I get seated immediately in the restaurants we frequent...they recognize us and know I tip well...a new guy at the Chinese place was trying to charge extra for cashews and the owner came up and said NO you don't charge him extra, LOL
 Quoting: BRIEF


Exactly! You give and you end up receiving in the end. That's not why I do it though, I do it because I think some people deserve it and it just works out that way. hf
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KateSask

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Servers at restaurants and bars are just that, SERVANTS.

Do I tip for maid SERVICE? No I do not.

Do I tip for the car SERVICE? No I do not.

Do I tip for the dog walking SERVICE? No I do not.

Do I tip for food SERVICE? No I do not.

Restaurant servers are just that. SERVANTS.

They are the SERVANTS of customers.

These are jobs, not careers. Intended for students, not adults.

Adults need to develop a career and stop staying in jobs BEGGING for tips.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13024820


Your mind is warped. Someone has to do those jobs!
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If you leave a tip for any of these service I strongly advise you to stop immediately.

Save your money. You will be glad you did.

When you are older no one will come by and give you a tip.

Unless you are a panhandler on the street.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13024820


The difference is that servers WORK for their tips, and rely on those tips to make minumum wage. Most restaurants only pay them $2-3/hr. because min. wage laws do not apply to jobs that involve tips. So they are waiting on you for less than minimum wage if you don't tip. But you prob. already knew that and just don't care, you stuck up, cheap piece of shit. Do the world a favor and never set foot in public again.
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If you leave a tip for any of these service I strongly advise you to stop immediately.

Save your money. You will be glad you did.

When you are older no one will come by and give you a tip.

Unless you are a panhandler on the street.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13024820


The difference is that servers WORK for their tips, and rely on those tips to make minumum wage. Most restaurants only pay them $2-3/hr. because min. wage laws do not apply to jobs that involve tips. So they are waiting on you for less than minimum wage if you don't tip. But you prob. already knew that and just don't care, you stuck up, cheap piece of shit. Do the world a favor and never set foot in public again.
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It's really no different then a commission sales job.
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When I was first dating my wife, she wanted me to tip.

Now that I have taught her how to generate, manage and (more importantly) preserve wealth she understands.

She does not tip.

Believe me, she manages most of the household activities while I run the business.

She has learned well. No tipping the servants.
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I assure you watching you come back to the restaurant and eating my boogers, snot and other gross stuff was well worth the 5 bucks I missed out in tips when you stiffed me. Great Entertainment.
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I don't agree with the Opie, except for one person that I will never tip.

This person delivers the Sunday newspaper, not a paperboy but an adult that delivers the paper by car.

I find it comical that a week before Christmas she places an self addressed (non stamp)envelope inside the front page.

I have no idea where an adult thinks so lowly of themselves to do something like this? It is a job that pays mileage and salary to deliver the paper.

If she was making $2.35 per hour like waitresses, I would tip 20 %, in her case 20 bucks.

But paid so much per mile and salary, never.
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Opie is Troll

Troll thread is obvious
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And probably black.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Could be a redneck.beerhat
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NEVER!!

I also NEVER tip:

1. When I pick-up food from a restaurant (even asking for a tip at pick-up makes me laugh).
2. At a hotel for maid service.
3. At a hotel restaurant/bar.
4. A taxi or limousine driver.
5. The dry cleaning pick-up/delivery service.
6. The mail/UPS/Fed-Ex person.
7. Household maid service.
8. Household movers.

I will NEVER tip for any of these services and many, many others.

Perhaps this is why I am so well off. I simply NEVER just give my money away.

Saving is the key to wealth preservation. Remember that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13024820


I hope you never go to the same restaurant twice. I waited tables when I was younger. If someone stiffed me, and came back, I would always remember them. They also ate a lot of nasty things the next time around. My boogers, my snot, I even stuck my dick in their ice cream desert. Young people working in a restaurant can come up with all sorts of funny stuff to do to people who stiff them.

Also a little trick I learned when people like you stiffed me. I would act a little sad at my other table and casually mention to the table that "I dont know what went wrong, I gave that guy good service, and he was rude and stiffed me" Just saying that would usually get be a Double tip from the other table. So it all evened out. I still made good money as a waiter, and you are the one who ends up eating boogers and the ice cream with my dick print.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8613632


Exactly whenever some shit bird like OP would stiff me my next tip would randomly be huge. It all works out what comes around goes around. Trust me if OP isn't just some full of shit fag, troll, he gets his just desserts all the time.

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Im gonna leave this thread now, knowing and smileing at the fact that this guy has eaten some really funky shit in his days. Hell, I ought to give you $5 to watch you eat fumundua cheese. Fumundua my scrotum after a long and extremely busy double. The joke really is on you. If you are geting welcomed back again and again by wait staff that you stiff then they are geting a kick out of watching you eat. Wonder why? Some of us know.
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While traveling across country last summer we stayed in a few hotels in Oregon.

Of course, we did not tip for hotel maid service.

We also did not tip at the hotel restaurant/bar.

When we went to the gas station to fill up the rental car I was told that state law said customers cannot pump their own gas.

So a gas attendant pumped our gas for us.

When he finished he looked at me like he was expecting a tip.

I did not give him a tip.

But I did thank him.

How ridiculous of them to expect a tip for a service that I was fully ready and capable of doing myself.

Another money scam.





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