did reptilians give us a dick and vagina to control us via sexual desires and energies?

dick and vagina huh LOL

why not penis and vagina or dick and pussy

you mixed the names wrong asshole.

Go masturbate, then do something productive.

Ahhhhhhhh yes makes sense... So Im going to return mine extremely well used.

In all honesty I very much doubt it.

your uncle told you this

Yes, they did. And they gave practically every other species of animal on the planet dicks and vaginas as well.

edit: I hope my sarcasm bleeds through in this post.

Last Edited by Quagmire on 03/23/2012 05:41 PM

You got BOTH?
Lucky bastard.

Why of course . lol

I think you may be on to something... They gave dogs dicks and vagina - what's up with that???

Plus they gave banana's dicks and vagina and I can prove it.

10/10 for thread title.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not reptiles that was Bill and Hilary

Nope...we have them just like all the other animals on the planet.

Reptilians didn't create us. They f#@*ed up our DNA. That's not creation, its vandalism.

No.

you are a dick and a vagina
you are a bacons

LOL best post ever

Look around - it's subliminally all around us, too...we grab phallic-shaped door handles, shower heads and faucets are definitely penile...the entire electrical/plumbing world is made up of male and female connections...we "erect" monuments (such as the washington monument - very phallic in nature), and we build tall phallic skyscrapers to symbolize our prowess...

zomg Reptilian Penis Doom!