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Ew! Look What Was Found in Folgers

A woman from Ainsworth, Iowa had the shock of her life when she dipped into a 2-pound bag of Folgers Classic Roast Coffee and found a dead baby turtle nestled in the coffee grinds.

The Associated Press and KCRG-TV9 News in Cedar Rapids report that Marjorie Morris, 77, found the dead turtle last Sunday in a bag of coffee she had been using for a month. "I thought it was a toy at first," she told AP. In a more colorful statement to KCRG, she said, "I could see like a hard spot like a rock or something. I thought I´ve got to find out what it is. So, I pulled it out and that´s when I found Mr. Turtle."

While Morris said she doesn´t plan to file a lawsuit against Folgers, a customer service representative whom Morris called on Monday summarily dismissed her find, blaming it on Hurricane Katrina. One of Folgers´ largest plants is in New Orleans. However, the official spokeswoman for Proctor & Gamble, which owns the Folgers brands, wasn´t quite so blithe, saying it´s too early to tell how the turtle got in the coffee. She said the incident would be investigated.

"It´s a responsibility of the company to check their shipments closer," Morris explained to AP. "It could be much more serious. It could´ve been a snake." She admitted she has temporarily switched to tea. "It´s safer because it´s in a bag," Morris told KCRG. Mr. Turtle is now resting in peace in Morris´ freezer. scream
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Make mind a Latte and serve it in a turtle shell...please.
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i would have sued... then settled out of court for a million dollars, a drop in the bucket for them, but enough for me to be able to retire in some distant mountain home.
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11/13/2005 05:23 AM
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11/13/2005 05:24 AM
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It´s a bonus gift from Juan Valdez and Mrs. Valdez, the former Mrs. Olson, who have been living in happily blended bliss, ever since they eloped in 1965. Mrs. Valdez, nee Olson, still thinks that Folger´s Mountain Grown Coffee; ´ Tastes Best´, and says to enjoy ´ Tommy Turtle ´ with her compliments !coffeecup
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11/13/2005 05:31 AM
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Folgers = Crackerjacks. " A surprise in every package".
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11/13/2005 05:34 AM
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"It could have been a snake..."
rofl what a maroon
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11/13/2005 05:47 AM
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lol, the wierd thing to me is... she put the dead turtle in her freezer!?! wtf?
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11/13/2005 06:01 AM
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lmao
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