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Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS

 
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Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
Who would you date if you had to date one of them?
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
what's a MICOPENIS?
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
Who would you date if you had to date one of them?
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So long as he's rich they DGAF
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
MICROPENIS
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I'm assuming that a micopinis is a tiny weenie?
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
A ginger
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
MICROPENIS
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what's a MICROPENIS?
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
MICROPENIS
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what's a MICROPENIS?
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Small dick
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
micopenis sounds a lot like some horrific virus pennywise
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
what's a ginger man - sorry so naive.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
How small is your MICROPENIS OP?
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
what's a ginger man - sorry so naive.
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I'm guessing that it means feminine
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
what's a ginger man - sorry so naive.
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a gingerbread man
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I will take the ginger.
And every time he pisses me off I will hand him the tanning lotion instead of the sunblock.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I pick #4
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
are you all 3 OP?
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I will take the ginger.
And every time he pisses me off I will hand him the tanning lotion instead of the sunblock.
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chuckle
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I pick #4
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Number 4 is a really fat ginger with a micropenis.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I pick #4
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Number 4 is a really fat ginger with a micropenis.
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rockon
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
For those who are asking, a ginger is a redhead. I would date any of of those men that you listed if I was single, as long as he was a good man. Those things shouldn't matter.
And you OP are obviously an immature man for asking.
And for the record I think gingers are quite attractive.hf
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I pick #4
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Number 4 is a really fat ginger with a micropenis.
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I think Mr Obvious said Trinity really wasn't that fat.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
For those who are asking, a ginger is a redhead. I would date any of of those men that you listed if I was single, as long as he was a good man. Those things shouldn't matter.
And you OP are obviously an immature man for asking.
And for the record I think gingers are quite attractive.hf
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thank you! i cant believe anyone would see a 'ginger' as a negative? weird. and i agree with everything else you said. hf
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
For those who are asking, a ginger is a redhead. I would date any of of those men that you listed if I was single, as long as he was a good man. Those things shouldn't matter.
And you OP are obviously an immature man for asking.
And for the record I think gingers are quite attractive.hf
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thank you! i cant believe anyone would see a 'ginger' as a negative? weird. and i agree with everything else you said. hf
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You're very welcome!
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
For those who are asking, a ginger is a redhead. I would date any of of those men that you listed if I was single, as long as he was a good man. Those things shouldn't matter.
And you OP are obviously an immature man for asking.
And for the record I think gingers are quite attractive.hf
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thank you! i cant believe anyone would see a 'ginger' as a negative? weird. and i agree with everything else you said. hf
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Ya know it's widely believed that GINGER ain't got no soul.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
For those who are asking, a ginger is a redhead. I would date any of of those men that you listed if I was single, as long as he was a good man. Those things shouldn't matter.
And you OP are obviously an immature man for asking.
And for the record I think gingers are quite attractive.hf
 Quoting: aldpam


thank you! i cant believe anyone would see a 'ginger' as a negative? weird. and i agree with everything else you said. hf
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Ya know it's widely believed that GINGER ain't got no soul.
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Yeah. But the souless always have the best Wifi connections.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
Depending on which one has the best personality.
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I was in a relationship for a year with a fat ginger guy (thankfully no micropenis lol)
Out of this ugliness may come,
Some day, so beautiful a flower,
That men will wonder at that hour,
Remembering smoke and flowerless slum,
And ask-glimpsing the agony
Of the slaves who wrestle to be free-
'But why were all the poets dumb?'
-William Montgomerie

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
Whichever one I loved.

If I didn't know them, then I wouldn't know he had a micropenis, I wouldn't care about a "ginger" (you act like it's an insult, for some inexplicable reason), and I would likely not date the really heavy man mainly because I would not want to have to care for him through the remainder of our lives.

Most women don't orgasm through intercourse anyway, so who cares about a micropenis. That's easily compensated for. I've dated ginger men and almost married one before he died. He was a wonderful, wonderful man.

I watched my grandmother live out the end of my grandfather's life in utter misery because she had to care for him almost like an infant. He was overweight and never cared for himself. I did end up marrying a man who was (when we married) overweight, in spite of the desire to avoid marrying someone overweight. I'm lucky because he lost the weight and is choosing a healthier lifestyle now.

My point is that any one of these people could be a truly good man. Even the one that I would originally shy away from dating.
No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf:

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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
I was in a relationship for a year with a fat ginger guy (thankfully no micropenis lol) gorgeous long red hair and a beard, looked like a Viking. awesome.

Last Edited by ming on 03/24/2012 09:10 AM
Out of this ugliness may come,
Some day, so beautiful a flower,
That men will wonder at that hour,
Remembering smoke and flowerless slum,
And ask-glimpsing the agony
Of the slaves who wrestle to be free-
'But why were all the poets dumb?'
-William Montgomerie

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
what's a MICROPENIS?
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Hold on, let me grab my camera...

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Last Edited by 284dan on 03/24/2012 09:07 AM
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Re: Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date: 1. A REALLY FAT Man, 2. A GINGER Man, 3. A Man with a MICOPENIS
definitely not the micro penis. that is just sad.
fat, not if i could help it. :)
redheads are ok. not the most attractive. but it is a better option than the other 2!