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thanks OP for posting this , and the people who have kept it pinned.

Op, if what you say is true, thanks for sharing because It's better to know these things , rather than stay ignorant about it. I'm not going to attempt to use this techniques. nor do i condone its usage. at least I got informed on the possibility that this method may exist.

In all fairness, I share the same curiosity as the OP on how/why this method works on the female brain. I had to run through 24 pages to see very few posts that discuss theories on why this method may work. I'm surprised other people dont want to know why it works as well. (maybe to arm themselves against it or warn others)

All i have seen is that this thread is 90 % name calling, gay bashing, ranting, judgements advice for/against the OP, and something by the same persons, which is everyone's right to do so.

There people out that use human psychology to "get some". Some Women just have open their legs or just ask for some to most males and they can get some casual sex for themselves in the correct social environment so easy. (since males are typically easier stimulated visually vs women who may be stimulated by the mind)

In this case the OP posted about it so everyone is getting on his case. If you dont believe his story just voice your opinion and move on. people who read this thread do notice the hecklers and the constant coutneratk spam.

Hopefully some more theories will pop up or have resident GLP Dr of psychology give their input. Maybe for the haters you should ask the forum moderators to implement a depinning protocol using karma.
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i dont bang chicks that fuck fags. period.
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You don't bang ANY chicks, period.
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thanks OP for posting this , and the people who have kept it pinned.

Op, if what you say is true, thanks for sharing because It's better to know these things , rather than stay ignorant about it. I'm not going to attempt to use this techniques. nor do i condone its usage. at least I got informed on the possibility that this method may exist.

In all fairness, I share the same curiosity as the OP on how/why this method works on the female brain. I had to run through 24 pages to see very few posts that discuss theories on why this method may work. I'm surprised other people dont want to know why it works as well. (maybe to arm themselves against it or warn others)

All i have seen is that this thread is 90 % name calling, gay bashing, ranting, judgements advice for/against the OP, and something by the same persons, which is everyone's right to do so.

There people out that use human psychology to "get some". Some Women just have open their legs or just ask for some to most males and they can get some casual sex for themselves in the correct social environment so easy. (since males are typically easier stimulated visually vs women who may be stimulated by the mind)

In this case the OP posted about it so everyone is getting on his case. If you dont believe his story just voice your opinion and move on. people who read this thread do notice the hecklers and the constant coutneratk spam.

Hopefully some more theories will pop up or have resident GLP Dr of psychology give their input. Maybe for the haters you should ask the forum moderators to implement a depinning protocol using karma.
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Glad to hear that you learned something and will leave with a bit of new information.
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Interesting. How old are you? So, with all these smoking hot women--never tempted for a relationship?

After awhile I'd think you would get tired of this. I do like that you come clean and admit you are straight up front--fair is fair.

I'm all for truth and some day if you do fall in love, get married and have kids this might not be the proudest moment of your life.

And, I do believe you.
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Awesome technique!!

I've done this in the past and IT IS GOLDEN!!!!

Worked like a fucking charm!!! Just like you said...tons of chicks that only want to hang out w/o being harassed by assholes like me. Only thing...once they get shit-faced, they get horny being surrounded by all of that sausage.

Like throwing darts at a board at that point!!! Awesome technique guys...no fucking joke!
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another of the OPs many sock puppets.
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Awesome technique!!

I've done this in the past and IT IS GOLDEN!!!!

Worked like a fucking charm!!! Just like you said...tons of chicks that only want to hang out w/o being harassed by assholes like me. Only thing...once they get shit-faced, they get horny being surrounded by all of that sausage.

Like throwing darts at a board at that point!!! Awesome technique guys...no fucking joke!
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Like I said before and rosie quoted me
A MOUTH IS A MOUTH!

And to all you haters, its only gay if the balls touch.
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I'm a date rapist..

Excuse me forcing these women to have sex? I coerce them? iving them drugs? N

I am talking about 26-34 year old women, 21 year old little girls who are out at the club for their first time. Get a fucking clue. You make yourself look very ugly when you come off with such harsh words that are completely irrelevant to the post..

Have you been sexually assaulted? That's like me telling you that you must have acted like a slut.. Because only sluts get sexually assaulted... Get it? Think about that before you judge people and situations which you know nothing about.
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Ya I noticed, that's why I spoke up after being content with your story, but then seeing the hatefulness of others.

The lion was made to hunt, the fish made to swim, the eagle made to fly, and man was made to achieve results and propagate. Some only accept the first 3 things as natural and ignore the last. But all of them are natural and needed.

Im more relaxed about what they said now, it doesn't bother me. But I hope the nay-sayers learn from it. You are sharing a story of connection, of overcoming obstacles, of obtaining your goal in a clever way, which also allows the girls to get something they enjoy.

How about we apply this concept and tactics to the other topics of this forum?
Some of us may not like the methods of the elites, or whats happening in the world, so work around it. Use your minds, wit, tactics to find a solution that is mutually beneficial. A way to make them stop long enough to listen, so a connection can be made which allows them to see what we have in common and thus all can enjoy.

EXACTLY! Man is a hunter and sluts and whores get what they deserve. Like OP said act like a slut get what you deserve. Same with negros who dare walk around in a white neighborhood. They get shot down its justice. Only the liberal media cares about looking into that.

We need to use these concepts to make this a true white mans world. Our world our rules.


"Like OP said act like a slut get what you deserve"



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Judging from my rock hard dick I must be in love! Whats your name sailor?
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I was the one who said before and rosie quoted me
A MOUTH IS A MOUTH! Penis or pussy, doesn't matter. It's a fucking PARTAAYYYYYYY, and everyone is coming!
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You are an idiot
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casual sex is for superficial people with closed hearts
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Spreading disease.
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First off, this is a long post, and let me start by saying this is a real story. All true! It makes me LMFAO so I figured I'd post it. This is the best thing you'll read all weekend, well at least for the male GLPers. Warning - NO DOOM HERE!


I live in South Florida, Fort Lauderdale actually, which is basically a gay mecca of sorts. There's a little town here called Wilton Manors, it's the epicenter of everything gay and it's nickname among locals is the "gayborhood". It's packed with gay bars, and every kind of sexuality you could imagine, from gay to lesbian and everything in between. Tranny's and all that too.

So I go out sometimes with my gay neighbor and we hit up the gay clubs and bars. Well, let me tell you, the majority is gay men, but there's also a SHITLOAD of gorgeous straight girls. These girls are here for multiple reasons - they like the atmosphere, they enjoy the company of gay men, they enjoy NOT being hit on by every other guy they see, etc. etc...

Now, some of these girls come in groups, some of them come with their gay brother, friend, room mate, etc. Point is, once they start getting buzzed, they see all these "hot guys". But the problem is that the guys are gay and give them no attention. Sometimes, these girls end up wanting that attention as the night goes on, even if they originally went there to avoid being hit on. But I'll get back to that in a second.

So, what I do (and I typically wouldn't do this with the hottest girls at a normal bar) is chill, walk around and shoot the shit with people.. Usually just talk with my gay buddy and a couple of his friends in a high traffic area of the club (near the bar). When I see a girl (or girls) that are super pretty and/or that I find highly attractive, I walk up to them, regardless of what they're doing, who they're talking to, and I interrupt them with one of these exact lines:

"Oh my god! I'm like really really gay, but I have to tell you that you are absolutely fucking beautiful! Wow, you are like the prettiest girl(s) here, by far!"

or

"Hey come here! You know, obviously I'm gay... But I saw you and I just had to tell you how unbelievably stunning you are! Absolutely the most beautiful fucking girl here and if I was straight you'd be in serious trouble hun!

or

Hey, I am like sooooooo gay, but I had to tell you that you are flawless, drop dead gorgeous, and one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen, seriously!


Okay.. So, here's what happens.. They blush like crazy and their eyes light up as they drop the biggest smile you've ever seen in your life. They tun into putty in my hands and they don't even know it.

Why?

Because they absolutely LOVE the fact that a man, who they think has absolutely NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION to them just approached them out of nowhere to tell them how very confident he was that they are the prettiest girl ever.


So now I have them totally tricked. They truly are some very beautiful women, but they have no idea what's going on. They don't understand that I have tricked them, psychologically with a little white lie of being gay.
(The only reason this works so well is specifically because they think I am gay).

So next, I drop another BS line or two, give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes I even make some small talk and request jokingly that "we should hang out because I need to be around beautiful girls and have beautiful friends".. They love it. Anyways, then I just go on my way.

NOW - here's the good part!!!! I keep an eye on those girls, and after about 30 minutes, I somehow approach or bump into them again and say "Oh my god it's the supermodel again! Look how sexy she is, my god!" They instantly smile again, remembering who I am from earlier. They are 110% comfortable with me because supposedly I'm the gay guy who gave them the compliment that made their day - because they trust gay men's taste.. and that's when I start to spark a conversation with them. I say "come here girl, talk to me" which they NEVER refuse, because they don't think I have any alterior motive. I ask them questions about their job, who they're here with, etc.. This goes on for about two to five minutes.. I compliment them and make them laugh within this period, and THEN I slip in this:

"Yeah I'm just here with my friends, I'm actually not gay, I just said I was because I didn't know how to get your attention in this busy place and I didn't think you'd believe me about how beautiful you are if you thought I was straight."

At this point they're like, "OMG, are you serious!!!" They smile huge, usually hit me in the shoulder or poke me or something silly like that, because I had them fooled. They usually say "yeah you know, you don't look very gay actually".. This is because they realize I'm not. And if I hadn't told them I was gay in the first sentence, they would probably have assumed I'm straight. But since I told them I was, they totally believe me. Why wouldn't they? We're in a fucking gay bar!!

Now, they not only appreciate the fact that I'm smooth enough to trick them, but they think I'm fucking hilarious and quite clever for doing so. While they are now instantly attracted to me for this factor alone, they still hold onto the appreciation from me telling them how gorgeous they were - but wait - they still relate it to me being gay - so somehow I instantly have wayyyyyyyyy more sex appeal to them than I could ever have without using this technique, or just being a straight guy. ANything I tell them now has extra merit, because in their mind, I'm a trustworthy gay guy, even though they KNOW I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I JUST TOLD THEM SO!

It's absolutely fucking amazing, the psychology behind this.

Now I'm a bit of a smooth talker, and I'd have to be to devise this shit.. But I'm not the hottest guy around. I'm confident and attractive, and do pretty well with the opposite sex. But let me just say, I do WAYYYYYYYYYY better with this technique, and I have had more amazing sex with absolutely BEAUTIFUL girls in the past year than in the 5 prior years put together. Not to mention, the caliber of these women are top notch, because I specifically pick out the hottest ones to use this on.

It's also VERY easy to approach the most beautiful girl in a club when your first line defines you as gay, releasing any and all pressure from any akward situation that can be encountered from trying to pick up a girl who's that hot if she thinks you're straight.

It's un-fucking-believeable, but it works, it worked last night and I'm going out again tonight.

I don't know, I just had to share this with you guys. Think I'm pathetic, stupid, a liar, a scumbag, whatever, it doesn't matter to me because the bottom line is that I get the best pussy, always.. ALWAYS. Girls that are way too hot for me to be fucking. And they love me! Hahahahaha.. And I love them. :)

Beautiful story huh? Anyone else use this or ever tried it??? Okay, let the comments flow!!
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Sounds good to me.  Except I thought you were going somewhere else with this. I thought you were going to tell them they "converted" you back to being straight!
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First off, this is a long post, and let me start by saying this is a real story. All true! It makes me LMFAO so I figured I'd post it. This is the best thing you'll read all weekend, well at least for the male GLPers. Warning - NO DOOM HERE!


I live in South Florida, Fort Lauderdale actually, which is basically a gay mecca of sorts. There's a little town here called Wilton Manors, it's the epicenter of everything gay and it's nickname among locals is the "gayborhood". It's packed with gay bars, and every kind of sexuality you could imagine, from gay to lesbian and everything in between. Tranny's and all that too.

So I go out sometimes with my gay neighbor and we hit up the gay clubs and bars. Well, let me tell you, the majority is gay men, but there's also a SHITLOAD of gorgeous straight girls. These girls are here for multiple reasons - they like the atmosphere, they enjoy the company of gay men, they enjoy NOT being hit on by every other guy they see, etc. etc...

Now, some of these girls come in groups, some of them come with their gay brother, friend, room mate, etc. Point is, once they start getting buzzed, they see all these "hot guys". But the problem is that the guys are gay and give them no attention. Sometimes, these girls end up wanting that attention as the night goes on, even if they originally went there to avoid being hit on. But I'll get back to that in a second.

So, what I do (and I typically wouldn't do this with the hottest girls at a normal bar) is chill, walk around and shoot the shit with people.. Usually just talk with my gay buddy and a couple of his friends in a high traffic area of the club (near the bar). When I see a girl (or girls) that are super pretty and/or that I find highly attractive, I walk up to them, regardless of what they're doing, who they're talking to, and I interrupt them with one of these exact lines:

"Oh my god! I'm like really really gay, but I have to tell you that you are absolutely fucking beautiful! Wow, you are like the prettiest girl(s) here, by far!"

or

"Hey come here! You know, obviously I'm gay... But I saw you and I just had to tell you how unbelievably stunning you are! Absolutely the most beautiful fucking girl here and if I was straight you'd be in serious trouble hun!

or

Hey, I am like sooooooo gay, but I had to tell you that you are flawless, drop dead gorgeous, and one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen, seriously!


Okay.. So, here's what happens.. They blush like crazy and their eyes light up as they drop the biggest smile you've ever seen in your life. They tun into putty in my hands and they don't even know it.

Why?

Because they absolutely LOVE the fact that a man, who they think has absolutely NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION to them just approached them out of nowhere to tell them how very confident he was that they are the prettiest girl ever.


So now I have them totally tricked. They truly are some very beautiful women, but they have no idea what's going on. They don't understand that I have tricked them, psychologically with a little white lie of being gay.
(The only reason this works so well is specifically because they think I am gay).

So next, I drop another BS line or two, give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes I even make some small talk and request jokingly that "we should hang out because I need to be around beautiful girls and have beautiful friends".. They love it. Anyways, then I just go on my way.

NOW - here's the good part!!!! I keep an eye on those girls, and after about 30 minutes, I somehow approach or bump into them again and say "Oh my god it's the supermodel again! Look how sexy she is, my god!" They instantly smile again, remembering who I am from earlier. They are 110% comfortable with me because supposedly I'm the gay guy who gave them the compliment that made their day - because they trust gay men's taste.. and that's when I start to spark a conversation with them. I say "come here girl, talk to me" which they NEVER refuse, because they don't think I have any alterior motive. I ask them questions about their job, who they're here with, etc.. This goes on for about two to five minutes.. I compliment them and make them laugh within this period, and THEN I slip in this:

"Yeah I'm just here with my friends, I'm actually not gay, I just said I was because I didn't know how to get your attention in this busy place and I didn't think you'd believe me about how beautiful you are if you thought I was straight."

At this point they're like, "OMG, are you serious!!!" They smile huge, usually hit me in the shoulder or poke me or something silly like that, because I had them fooled. They usually say "yeah you know, you don't look very gay actually".. This is because they realize I'm not. And if I hadn't told them I was gay in the first sentence, they would probably have assumed I'm straight. But since I told them I was, they totally believe me. Why wouldn't they? We're in a fucking gay bar!!

Now, they not only appreciate the fact that I'm smooth enough to trick them, but they think I'm fucking hilarious and quite clever for doing so. While they are now instantly attracted to me for this factor alone, they still hold onto the appreciation from me telling them how gorgeous they were - but wait - they still relate it to me being gay - so somehow I instantly have wayyyyyyyyy more sex appeal to them than I could ever have without using this technique, or just being a straight guy. ANything I tell them now has extra merit, because in their mind, I'm a trustworthy gay guy, even though they KNOW I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I JUST TOLD THEM SO!

It's absolutely fucking amazing, the psychology behind this.

Now I'm a bit of a smooth talker, and I'd have to be to devise this shit.. But I'm not the hottest guy around. I'm confident and attractive, and do pretty well with the opposite sex. But let me just say, I do WAYYYYYYYYYY better with this technique, and I have had more amazing sex with absolutely BEAUTIFUL girls in the past year than in the 5 prior years put together. Not to mention, the caliber of these women are top notch, because I specifically pick out the hottest ones to use this on.

It's also VERY easy to approach the most beautiful girl in a club when your first line defines you as gay, releasing any and all pressure from any akward situation that can be encountered from trying to pick up a girl who's that hot if she thinks you're straight.

It's un-fucking-believeable, but it works, it worked last night and I'm going out again tonight.

I don't know, I just had to share this with you guys. Think I'm pathetic, stupid, a liar, a scumbag, whatever, it doesn't matter to me because the bottom line is that I get the best pussy, always.. ALWAYS. Girls that are way too hot for me to be fucking. And they love me! Hahahahaha.. And I love them. :)

Beautiful story huh? Anyone else use this or ever tried it??? Okay, let the comments flow!!
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Sounds good to me.  Except I thought you were going somewhere else with this. I thought you were going to tell them they "converted" you back to being straight!
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OP HERE

Lol, nah, that's too cheesy.
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So what gay bar on wilton drive is your fav ?
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I actually picked up straight good-looking girls in gay bars (sometimes). It's quite easy if you have some gay friends. They often tell you who of these girls is straight, so you don't have to guess. No, I don't do this anymore, getting too old.

However, I always told them head-on that I'm straight (after some fluff talk). When they asked me "aren't you feeling uncomfortable here?" I replied "I'm comfortable. These guys are not into me, they say I'm totally ugly." Then I smiled (NOT grinning, a warm smile). It worked most times.

Anyway, three things nearly always count (besides having money...): Be non-threatening, non-invasive, but a bit nasty, thus interesting. Talk to her, touch her. Try to avoid topics like cars, politics, sports or world wars. And keep in mind, you don't want to be her best friend, so don't act or speak like one.
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Like I said before and rosie quoted me
A MOUTH IS A MOUTH WHEN IT IS AROUND YOUR COCK! SO WHAT IF I PREFER SOME HOT BOYS LIPS AROUND MINE!

And to all you haters, its good to be gay especially when the balls touch.
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I actually picked up straight good-looking girls in gay bars (sometimes). It's quite easy if you have some gay friends. They often tell you who of these girls is straight, so you don't have to guess. No, I don't do this anymore, getting too old.

However, I always told them head-on that I'm straight (after some fluff talk). When they asked me "aren't you feeling uncomfortable here?" I replied "I'm comfortable. These guys are not into me, they say I'm totally ugly." Then I smiled (NOT grinning, a warm smile). It worked most times.

Anyway, three things nearly always count (besides having money...): Be non-threatening, non-invasive, but a bit nasty, thus interesting. Talk to her, touch her. Try to avoid topics like cars, politics, sports or world wars. And keep in mind, you don't want to be her best friend, so don't act or speak like one.
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OP HERE

Yeah it's totally easy to pull girls from the gay bar usually. Everything you said you'd do are things that make a huge difference.
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So what gay bar on wilton drive is your fav ?
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OP HERE

Are you thinking about going to a gay bar to try this? What area do you live in?
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Answer the question Op. I live off las olas.
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First off, this is a long post, and let me start by saying this is a real story. All true! It makes me LMFAO so I figured I'd post it. This is the best thing you'll read all weekend, well at least for the male GLPers. Warning - NO DOOM HERE!


I live in South Florida, Fort Lauderdale actually, which is basically a gay mecca of sorts. There's a little town here called Wilton Manors, it's the epicenter of everything gay and it's nickname among locals is the "gayborhood". It's packed with gay bars, and every kind of sexuality you could imagine, from gay to lesbian and everything in between. Tranny's and all that too.

So I go out sometimes with my gay neighbor and we hit up the gay clubs and bars. Well, let me tell you, the majority is gay men, but there's also a SHITLOAD of gorgeous straight girls. These girls are here for multiple reasons - they like the atmosphere, they enjoy the company of gay men, they enjoy NOT being hit on by every other guy they see, etc. etc...

Now, some of these girls come in groups, some of them come with their gay brother, friend, room mate, etc. Point is, once they start getting buzzed, they see all these "hot guys". But the problem is that the guys are gay and give them no attention. Sometimes, these girls end up wanting that attention as the night goes on, even if they originally went there to avoid being hit on. But I'll get back to that in a second.

So, what I do (and I typically wouldn't do this with the hottest girls at a normal bar) is chill, walk around and shoot the shit with people.. Usually just talk with my gay buddy and a couple of his friends in a high traffic area of the club (near the bar). When I see a girl (or girls) that are super pretty and/or that I find highly attractive, I walk up to them, regardless of what they're doing, who they're talking to, and I interrupt them with one of these exact lines:

"Oh my god! I'm like really really gay, but I have to tell you that you are absolutely fucking beautiful! Wow, you are like the prettiest girl(s) here, by far!"

or

"Hey come here! You know, obviously I'm gay... But I saw you and I just had to tell you how unbelievably stunning you are! Absolutely the most beautiful fucking girl here and if I was straight you'd be in serious trouble hun!

or

Hey, I am like sooooooo gay, but I had to tell you that you are flawless, drop dead gorgeous, and one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen, seriously!


Okay.. So, here's what happens.. They blush like crazy and their eyes light up as they drop the biggest smile you've ever seen in your life. They tun into putty in my hands and they don't even know it.

Why?

Because they absolutely LOVE the fact that a man, who they think has absolutely NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION to them just approached them out of nowhere to tell them how very confident he was that they are the prettiest girl ever.


So now I have them totally tricked. They truly are some very beautiful women, but they have no idea what's going on. They don't understand that I have tricked them, psychologically with a little white lie of being gay.
(The only reason this works so well is specifically because they think I am gay).

So next, I drop another BS line or two, give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes I even make some small talk and request jokingly that "we should hang out because I need to be around beautiful girls and have beautiful friends".. They love it. Anyways, then I just go on my way.

NOW - here's the good part!!!! I keep an eye on those girls, and after about 30 minutes, I somehow approach or bump into them again and say "Oh my god it's the supermodel again! Look how sexy she is, my god!" They instantly smile again, remembering who I am from earlier. They are 110% comfortable with me because supposedly I'm the gay guy who gave them the compliment that made their day - because they trust gay men's taste.. and that's when I start to spark a conversation with them. I say "come here girl, talk to me" which they NEVER refuse, because they don't think I have any alterior motive. I ask them questions about their job, who they're here with, etc.. This goes on for about two to five minutes.. I compliment them and make them laugh within this period, and THEN I slip in this:

"Yeah I'm just here with my friends, I'm actually not gay, I just said I was because I didn't know how to get your attention in this busy place and I didn't think you'd believe me about how beautiful you are if you thought I was straight."

At this point they're like, "OMG, are you serious!!!" They smile huge, usually hit me in the shoulder or poke me or something silly like that, because I had them fooled. They usually say "yeah you know, you don't look very gay actually".. This is because they realize I'm not. And if I hadn't told them I was gay in the first sentence, they would probably have assumed I'm straight. But since I told them I was, they totally believe me. Why wouldn't they? We're in a fucking gay bar!!

Now, they not only appreciate the fact that I'm smooth enough to trick them, but they think I'm fucking hilarious and quite clever for doing so. While they are now instantly attracted to me for this factor alone, they still hold onto the appreciation from me telling them how gorgeous they were - but wait - they still relate it to me being gay - so somehow I instantly have wayyyyyyyyy more sex appeal to them than I could ever have without using this technique, or just being a straight guy. ANything I tell them now has extra merit, because in their mind, I'm a trustworthy gay guy, even though they KNOW I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I JUST TOLD THEM SO!

It's absolutely fucking amazing, the psychology behind this.

Now I'm a bit of a smooth talker, and I'd have to be to devise this shit.. But I'm not the hottest guy around. I'm confident and attractive, and do pretty well with the opposite sex. But let me just say, I do WAYYYYYYYYYY better with this technique, and I have had more amazing sex with absolutely BEAUTIFUL girls in the past year than in the 5 prior years put together. Not to mention, the caliber of these women are top notch, because I specifically pick out the hottest ones to use this on.

It's also VERY easy to approach the most beautiful girl in a club when your first line defines you as gay, releasing any and all pressure from any akward situation that can be encountered from trying to pick up a girl who's that hot if she thinks you're straight.

It's un-fucking-believeable, but it works, it worked last night and I'm going out again tonight.

I don't know, I just had to share this with you guys. Think I'm pathetic, stupid, a liar, a scumbag, whatever, it doesn't matter to me because the bottom line is that I get the best pussy, always.. ALWAYS. Girls that are way too hot for me to be fucking. And they love me! Hahahahaha.. And I love them. :)

Beautiful story huh? Anyone else use this or ever tried it??? Okay, let the comments flow!!
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Answer the question Op. I live off las olas.
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Interesting... If I were you, I'd stick to las olas area, there's a shitload of females there for you.
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I actually picked up straight good-looking girls in gay bars (sometimes). It's quite easy if you have some gay friends. They often tell you who of these girls is straight, so you don't have to guess. No, I don't do this anymore, getting too old.

However, I always told them head-on that I'm straight (after some fluff talk). When they asked me "aren't you feeling uncomfortable here?" I replied "I'm comfortable. These guys are not into me, they say I'm totally ugly." Then I smiled (NOT grinning, a warm smile). It worked most times.

Anyway, three things nearly always count (besides having money...): Be non-threatening, non-invasive, but a bit nasty, thus interesting. Talk to her, touch her. Try to avoid topics like cars, politics, sports or world wars. And keep in mind, you don't want to be her best friend, so don't act or speak like one.
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Yeah it's totally easy to pull off boys in the gay bar usually. Everything you said you'd do are things that make a huge difference as long a you are on top.
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Answer the question Op. I live off las olas.
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Interesting... If I were you, I'd stick to the anal area, there's a shitload of boys there for you.
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First off, this is a long post, and let me start by saying this is a real story. All true! It makes me LMFAO so I figured I'd post it. This is the best thing you'll read all weekend, well at least for the male GLPers. Warning - NO DOOM HERE!


I live in South Florida, Fort Lauderdale actually, which is basically a gay mecca of sorts. There's a little town here called Wilton Manors, it's the epicenter of everything gay and it's nickname among locals is the "gayborhood". It's packed with gay bars, and every kind of sexuality you could imagine, from gay to lesbian and everything in between. Tranny's and all that too.

So I go out sometimes with my gay neighbor and we hit up the gay clubs and bars. Well, let me tell you, the majority is gay men, but there's also a SHITLOAD of gorgeous straight girls. These girls are here for multiple reasons - they like the atmosphere, they enjoy the company of gay men, they enjoy NOT being hit on by every other guy they see, etc. etc...

Now, some of these girls come in groups, some of them come with their gay brother, friend, room mate, etc. Point is, once they start getting buzzed, they see all these "hot guys". But the problem is that the guys are gay and give them no attention. Sometimes, these girls end up wanting that attention as the night goes on, even if they originally went there to avoid being hit on. But I'll get back to that in a second.

So, what I do (and I typically wouldn't do this with the hottest girls at a normal bar) is chill, walk around and shoot the shit with people.. Usually just talk with my gay buddy and a couple of his friends in a high traffic area of the club (near the bar). When I see a girl (or girls) that are super pretty and/or that I find highly attractive, I walk up to them, regardless of what they're doing, who they're talking to, and I interrupt them with one of these exact lines:

"Oh my god! I'm like really really gay, but I have to tell you that you are absolutely fucking beautiful! Wow, you are like the prettiest girl(s) here, by far!"

or

"Hey come here! You know, obviously I'm gay... But I saw you and I just had to tell you how unbelievably stunning you are! Absolutely the most beautiful fucking girl here and if I was straight you'd be in serious trouble hun!

or

Hey, I am like sooooooo gay, but I had to tell you that you are flawless, drop dead gorgeous, and one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen, seriously!


Okay.. So, here's what happens.. They blush like crazy and their eyes light up as they drop the biggest smile you've ever seen in your life. They tun into putty in my hands and they don't even know it.

Why?

Because they absolutely LOVE the fact that a man, who they think has absolutely NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION to them just approached them out of nowhere to tell them how very confident he was that they are the prettiest girl ever.


So now I have them totally tricked. They truly are some very beautiful women, but they have no idea what's going on. They don't understand that I have tricked them, psychologically with a little white lie of being gay.
(The only reason this works so well is specifically because they think I am gay).

So next, I drop another BS line or two, give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes I even make some small talk and request jokingly that "we should hang out because I need to be around beautiful girls and have beautiful friends".. They love it. Anyways, then I just go on my way.

NOW - here's the good part!!!! I keep an eye on those girls, and after about 30 minutes, I somehow approach or bump into them again and say "Oh my god it's the supermodel again! Look how sexy she is, my god!" They instantly smile again, remembering who I am from earlier. They are 110% comfortable with me because supposedly I'm the gay guy who gave them the compliment that made their day - because they trust gay men's taste.. and that's when I start to spark a conversation with them. I say "come here girl, talk to me" which they NEVER refuse, because they don't think I have any alterior motive. I ask them questions about their job, who they're here with, etc.. This goes on for about two to five minutes.. I compliment them and make them laugh within this period, and THEN I slip in this:

"Yeah I'm just here with my friends, I'm actually not gay, I just said I was because I didn't know how to get your attention in this busy place and I didn't think you'd believe me about how beautiful you are if you thought I was straight."

At this point they're like, "OMG, are you serious!!!" They smile huge, usually hit me in the shoulder or poke me or something silly like that, because I had them fooled. They usually say "yeah you know, you don't look very gay actually".. This is because they realize I'm not. And if I hadn't told them I was gay in the first sentence, they would probably have assumed I'm straight. But since I told them I was, they totally believe me. Why wouldn't they? We're in a fucking gay bar!!

Now, they not only appreciate the fact that I'm smooth enough to trick them, but they think I'm fucking hilarious and quite clever for doing so. While they are now instantly attracted to me for this factor alone, they still hold onto the appreciation from me telling them how gorgeous they were - but wait - they still relate it to me being gay - so somehow I instantly have wayyyyyyyyy more sex appeal to them than I could ever have without using this technique, or just being a straight guy. ANything I tell them now has extra merit, because in their mind, I'm a trustworthy gay guy, even though they KNOW I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I JUST TOLD THEM SO!

It's absolutely fucking amazing, the psychology behind this.

Now I'm a bit of a smooth talker, and I'd have to be to devise this shit.. But I'm not the hottest guy around. I'm confident and attractive, and do pretty well with the opposite sex. But let me just say, I do WAYYYYYYYYYY better with this technique, and I have had more amazing sex with absolutely BEAUTIFUL girls in the past year than in the 5 prior years put together. Not to mention, the caliber of these women are top notch, because I specifically pick out the hottest ones to use this on.

It's also VERY easy to approach the most beautiful girl in a club when your first line defines you as gay, releasing any and all pressure from any akward situation that can be encountered from trying to pick up a girl who's that hot if she thinks you're straight.

It's un-fucking-believeable, but it works, it worked last night and I'm going out again tonight.

I don't know, I just had to share this with you guys. Think I'm pathetic, stupid, a liar, a scumbag, whatever, it doesn't matter to me because the bottom line is that I get the best pussy, always.. ALWAYS. Girls that are way too hot for me to be fucking. And they love me! Hahahahaha.. And I love them. :)

Beautiful story huh? Anyone else use this or ever tried it??? Okay, let the comments flow!!
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Hey brother - all the gaming is going to leave you with an empty pit in your soul that is going to devastate you - choose Life - surrender to The Most High God - Jesus!
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Jesus is the most high god? I thought he was god's son? Religion get's too confusing. Thank you though.
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Answer the question Op. I live off las olas.
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OP HERE

Interesting... If I were you, I'd stick to las olas area, there's a shitload of females there for you.
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Gottcha.... You just jizzed yourself douche bag.

ATTN: THE OP is Full of B Shit and does not live in Ft.Lauderdale,he's probably crusing the gay sites for his info which leads me to believe that opie is gay.



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Answer the question Op. I live off las olas.
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OP HERE

Interesting... If I were you, I'd stick to las olas area, there's a shitload of females there for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13196223


Gottcha.... You just jizzed yourself douche bag.

ATTN: THE OP is Full of B Shit and does not live in Ft.Lauderdale,he's probably crusing the gay sites for his info which leads me to believe that opie is gay.

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ROFLMFAO!!! Really, that's what you think? Hahaha..Try harder next time, your "investigative" work is shit, at best.

Las Olas, in itself is PRIME area for females, FAR more women there than any spot in Wilton Manors.

Las Olas has many of the popular clubs and if you ask any experienced guy my age of the 3 best places to go for women in FTL, he'd say Las Olas.

You haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about and you've just put yourself even deeper into the hole of ZERO CREDIBILITY.

Trolling the internet for gay info? Hahaha.. That;s your past-time my friend. Get a fucking life.

I am for real. There isn't a chance in hell that you or any of the other trolls in your circle jerk are going to disprove what I say. It's impossible. Enjoy your defeat, retard.

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