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How I fuck SMOKING HOT women.. You guys will not believe this shit!

 
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First off, this is a long post, and let me start by saying this is a real story. All true! It makes me LMFAO so I figured I'd post it. This is the best thing you'll read all weekend, well at least for the male GLPers. Warning - NO DOOM HERE!


I live in South Florida, Fort Lauderdale actually, which is basically a gay mecca of sorts. There's a little town here called Wilton Manors, it's the epicenter of everything gay and it's nickname among locals is the "gayborhood". It's packed with gay bars, and every kind of sexuality you could imagine, from gay to lesbian and everything in between. Tranny's and all that too.

So I go out sometimes with my gay neighbor and we hit up the gay clubs and bars. Well, let me tell you, the majority is gay men, but there's also a SHITLOAD of gorgeous straight girls. These girls are here for multiple reasons - they like the atmosphere, they enjoy the company of gay men, they enjoy NOT being hit on by every other guy they see, etc. etc...

Now, some of these girls come in groups, some of them come with their gay brother, friend, room mate, etc. Point is, once they start getting buzzed, they see all these "hot guys". But the problem is that the guys are gay and give them no attention. Sometimes, these girls end up wanting that attention as the night goes on, even if they originally went there to avoid being hit on. But I'll get back to that in a second.

So, what I do (and I typically wouldn't do this with the hottest girls at a normal bar) is chill, walk around and shoot the shit with people.. Usually just talk with my gay buddy and a couple of his friends in a high traffic area of the club (near the bar). When I see a girl (or girls) that are super pretty and/or that I find highly attractive, I walk up to them, regardless of what they're doing, who they're talking to, and I interrupt them with one of these exact lines:

"Oh my god! I'm like really really gay, but I have to tell you that you are absolutely fucking beautiful! Wow, you are like the prettiest girl(s) here, by far!"

or

"Hey come here! You know, obviously I'm gay... But I saw you and I just had to tell you how unbelievably stunning you are! Absolutely the most beautiful fucking girl here and if I was straight you'd be in serious trouble hun!

or

Hey, I am like sooooooo gay, but I had to tell you that you are flawless, drop dead gorgeous, and one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen, seriously!


Okay.. So, here's what happens.. They blush like crazy and their eyes light up as they drop the biggest smile you've ever seen in your life. They tun into putty in my hands and they don't even know it.

Why?

Because they absolutely LOVE the fact that a man, who they think has absolutely NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION to them just approached them out of nowhere to tell them how very confident he was that they are the prettiest girl ever.


So now I have them totally tricked. They truly are some very beautiful women, but they have no idea what's going on. They don't understand that I have tricked them, psychologically with a little white lie of being gay.
(The only reason this works so well is specifically because they think I am gay).

So next, I drop another BS line or two, give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes I even make some small talk and request jokingly that "we should hang out because I need to be around beautiful girls and have beautiful friends".. They love it. Anyways, then I just go on my way.

NOW - here's the good part!!!! I keep an eye on those girls, and after about 30 minutes, I somehow approach or bump into them again and say "Oh my god it's the supermodel again! Look how sexy she is, my god!" They instantly smile again, remembering who I am from earlier. They are 110% comfortable with me because supposedly I'm the gay guy who gave them the compliment that made their day - because they trust gay men's taste.. and that's when I start to spark a conversation with them. I say "come here girl, talk to me" which they NEVER refuse, because they don't think I have any alterior motive. I ask them questions about their job, who they're here with, etc.. This goes on for about two to five minutes.. I compliment them and make them laugh within this period, and THEN I slip in this:

"Yeah I'm just here with my friends, I'm actually not gay, I just said I was because I didn't know how to get your attention in this busy place and I didn't think you'd believe me about how beautiful you are if you thought I was straight."

At this point they're like, "OMG, are you serious!!!" They smile huge, usually hit me in the shoulder or poke me or something silly like that, because I had them fooled. They usually say "yeah you know, you don't look very gay actually".. This is because they realize I'm not. And if I hadn't told them I was gay in the first sentence, they would probably have assumed I'm straight. But since I told them I was, they totally believe me. Why wouldn't they? We're in a fucking gay bar!!

Now, they not only appreciate the fact that I'm smooth enough to trick them, but they think I'm fucking hilarious and quite clever for doing so. While they are now instantly attracted to me for this factor alone, they still hold onto the appreciation from me telling them how gorgeous they were - but wait - they still relate it to me being gay - so somehow I instantly have wayyyyyyyyy more sex appeal to them than I could ever have without using this technique, or just being a straight guy. ANything I tell them now has extra merit, because in their mind, I'm a trustworthy gay guy, even though they KNOW I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I JUST TOLD THEM SO!

It's absolutely fucking amazing, the psychology behind this.

Now I'm a bit of a smooth talker, and I'd have to be to devise this shit.. But I'm not the hottest guy around. I'm confident and attractive, and do pretty well with the opposite sex. But let me just say, I do WAYYYYYYYYYY better with this technique, and I have had more amazing sex with absolutely BEAUTIFUL girls in the past year than in the 5 prior years put together. Not to mention, the caliber of these women are top notch, because I specifically pick out the hottest ones to use this on.

It's also VERY easy to approach the most beautiful girl in a club when your first line defines you as gay, releasing any and all pressure from any akward situation that can be encountered from trying to pick up a girl who's that hot if she thinks you're straight.

It's un-fucking-believeable, but it works, it worked last night and I'm going out again tonight.

I don't know, I just had to share this with you guys. Think I'm pathetic, stupid, a liar, a scumbag, whatever, it doesn't matter to me because the bottom line is that I get the best pussy, always.. ALWAYS. Girls that are way too hot for me to be fucking. And they love me! Hahahahaha.. And I love them. :)

Beautiful story huh? Anyone else use this or ever tried it??? Okay, let the comments flow!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12809327


Not bad and def a confidence builder. But once you get to that point I've got one that takes a bit of balls to pull off but if done right will have the woman all over you. This can be done anywhere at any time providing you see a hot woman you want.You walk up to the girl with some what of an inquisitive look on your face and say "Excuse me, you might think this is a strange question but do you like horses?" Most every woman will say yes. At this point say "Well back when I was a kid in school there was this girl and every recess she would always run around by herself pretending to ride horses and making horse noises, drawing horses on her note books. We used to call her Crazy Horse Girl and we used to make fun of her all the time." After saying that see how she responds, usually they might say "so what" or "That's weird" or whatever. No matter what she says respond with"And you look just like her". At this point she might be pissed off or whatever it doesn't matter. Follow up with "Well as I got older I felt bad about teasing her and I always told myself that if I ever saw her again I would apologize". She may say "Ya so...." you come in with "So do you except my apology"? She will say "I'm not her" or she may even play along. When she says "I'm not her" you say "Its OK, you don't want to admit it. I would admit it either. But just in case it is you I hope you except my apology." At this point depending on her willingness to play say "Lets hug it out"

All this should be done in a somewhat playful manner. After wards you should be able to start some type of dioluoge with her. The great thing about this pick up line is it puts the woman through a gambit of emotions. Woman live more on the emotional side of things vs guys and a guy that can do it and do it right shouldn't have a problem hooking up with said girl. Don't get me wrong this doesn't work on every woman and you may get some nasty ones but keep pushing through, itdevil6 only makes you stronger. Its worked for me many more times then it hasn't. So get some balls and and try this one out for size if you think you can.
Anonymous Coward
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03/24/2012 04:13 PM
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Interesting psychological experiment (emphasis on PSYCHO), but too much work for me. I'd rather have a woman who is more down-to-earth and more likely to be faithful.

Still, good luck, OP.
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All fun and games at the gay bar until someone slips a mickey in your drink and you wake up behind the bar after hours with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of the night's events.... Enjoy your adventure.
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yep I know the location OP is talking about

and YEP I have partied with the gays

felt safe

BUT never met anyone like that at a gay bar trying to pick up

cause ill tell you what all us girls have a gaydar

thats right and we know when someone is... and isnt



the OP is prolly BI

and likes fudge packen up the arse ill guess hes a bottom
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13136105



here is the fun fact the OP didnt share with you

is that most of the gays have full blown aids and they like little boys

thats their target the younger the better

this ficking grossed me out till no end and stopped hanging out with my gay friends and at those bars


so if you TRY this and go to a gay bar looken for hot chicks

ill warn yah those gays will be on you like flies

sure there are some decent gays....

but there are a shit load of filthy disgusting ones who are spreading aids...

you are a guy you go there

wear a metal chastity belt leave the key at home
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A very clever bypass. Bravo.
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OP HERE

thank you sir.
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OMG! Why is this shit pinned? Are we really trying to educate men how to manipulate women?
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The OP is a very sad individual !
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You have a dirty dick, slutting and whoring around the way you do behaving like a barnyard animal. Pathetic. Stop using women, and find some real meaning in life, will you? Respect? You obviously don't know the meaning of the word. You don't respect others, and much less yourself. Fool.
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Op, i live in the coral springs area and as well i too have a pretty solid sex life. I def need to try this out one time and see where it takes me... lol just enver thought it would take me to Wilton Manors ...jesus christ ive live in the ft lauderdale area all my life...Wilton Manors is like a bad dream for str8 dudes...MOST NEVER VENTURE OFF INTO THOSE WOODS. .. thanks OP, peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003086


OP HERE

do it. Go check it out, get the feel of it, then when comfortable try it.. For real, it WILL work. If you don't get laid, you'll at least get hang of it after a bit and understand how simple it is to approach and get a response from 10's with little effort..
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Franky, is this your thread???
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OP = aids patient = idiot

bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12776727


OP HERE

If you understood the area, the gay culture, and the quality of these girls, you wouldn't be saying that. These aren't trashy whores buddy.

I'm not saying I get a woman every single night, or even everytime I try.. But I've goteen at least 7 VERY VERY hot ones since January. Very hot.
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You will find no happiness in 'fucking' long term. Trust me.
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wow. I'm so impressed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9934886


Hahaha.. Well lemme tell you, I doubt you have a better strategy for being able to pick the hottest girl you can find and having a damn good chance of fucking them. These girls are not "pretty cute".. They are the hottest of the hot. Seriously. It's unreal. I feel like I should have no chance with them whatsoever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12809327


Why don't you try honesty dude.. Yes, the gay bar is a good pick up place for straight males.. but dude.. I really think you could get away with the same approach minus the lies.. Try it one time..
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I've lived near Fort Lauderdale almost my whole life and I don't know what the you are talking about.
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OP = aids patient = idiot

bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12776727


OP HERE

If you understood the area, the gay culture, and the quality of these girls, you wouldn't be saying that. These aren't trashy whores buddy.

I'm not saying I get a woman every single night, or even everytime I try.. But I've goteen at least 7 VERY VERY hot ones since January. Very hot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 597905


Sorry but the majority of girls that hit downtown Fort Lauderdale or the Hardrock or anywhere in South Florida are super trashy.
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You sound like a greasy scumbag if the only way you can score is by preying on drunk chicks at the gay bar.

I wonder how many of those were 100% women and not cross dressers and men who went through gender altering surgery...

tounge
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OMG! Why is this shit pinned? Are we really trying to educate men how to manipulate women?
 Quoting: PatiencePlz


Whats the problem ? You Women are pro's at it . Lets even up the field a bit .
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OMG! Why is this shit pinned? Are we really trying to educate men how to manipulate women?
 Quoting: PatiencePlz


Whats the problem ? You Women are pro's at it . Lets even up the field a bit .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12436807


PRICELESS. AND TRUE.
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i just tried your method and i got laid in the mcdonalds drive thru.
 Quoting: IamSawyer


OP HERE


5a
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cop this idea from Ross Jefferies?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12494788


OP HERE

Nope. Self made idea. Not saying I'm the first, but I did this on my own.
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So your gay, or bi ? And your point is?
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I am straight. That it's awesome.yoda
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Look dude stop pretending...you are gay. Save youself a failed marriage, the fucked up children, years of counsling. Go back to your gayborhood me rogers, thanks for opening the door to your comming out party.

PS please watch the crying game i bet you experience the ending of that movie everynight you go to those bars.
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OMG! Why is this shit pinned? Are we really trying to educate men how to manipulate women?
 Quoting: PatiencePlz


Yeah faggots always strive to create hatred between the genders, this guy wants straight men to align with faggots against women. OP is total poofter.
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Let me get this straight.

I am not allowed to post anything that demeans j e w s
[I can't even post the word without spacing it out.]

But it's okay with GLP to post perversion and demean women ?



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 Quoting: Atossa


Yep! You got it.
When will you lot realize exactly what GLP is, I find it funny that you are unaware.
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I live about 15 minutes from Scottsdale, AZ the Southwest mecca of surgically enhanced, gold digging, model quality chicks who don't usually give guys like me a second glance. I'm going to try the OP's technique tonight and will report back with results. I just hope to the heavens that real gay guys @ the club don't hear me mention that I'm "gay" and try to dogpile me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10662502


OP HERE

PLEASE DO! Try it and report back.. Just be sure you're comfortable doing it first.. Get a good buzz, and be able to keep a straight face when you tell them you're gay.. BUT TRUST ME, they will respond in a positive fashion.. You will be surprised. No rejetion, ever. They love the attention from the "gay".. Just try it with EVERY hot girl you see at a gay club, and let us know how positive the response was..

You'll get hugs, kisses, all that shit you will not get if you're straight. Then, when they know you are actually straight, you're already in like flynn... IF you do it right.

Put it this way - if you are good talking to girls, this will improve your game 20 fold.
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So your gay, or bi ? And your point is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12837437


I am straight. That it's awesome.yoda
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Straight out if the closet? It's not awesome it's pathetic.
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CIRCUMSISION would be great idea for you and for ALL the WOREMONGERS IN THIS SICK NATION.

AS FOR GLP FLAGING THIS POST . . . . YOU TOO ARE WAY OUTTA LINE!!!!

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GET A LIFE OP ahole++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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a lot of story just to justify your hanging out in gay bars with your butt buds did someone catch you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510656


LOL, I'm completely secure with my sexuality, I'm straight as an arrow.. The whole gay thing was a culture shock when I first moved here, but gays are just people bro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12809327


People on this site who think they are "awake" are typically sexually frustrated. So any sex material is immediately frowned upon.

lol Good shit though dude. Get some.
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Thanks. I'm aware of this. I can take the BS, as long as the thread helps a few of you guys out or gives a few good laughs.
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The OP finds a night at the poofs club so hot that he has to "relieve" himself with a woman to make it right in his head.
Just admit it you are a gay boy, it's ok! we understand.
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OP, Get married and enjoy life even more.
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