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Best sob story gets a free full upgrade for a month.

 
samanthasunflower

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03/27/2012 12:10 AM

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Best sob story gets a free full upgrade for a month.
I have too much karma that was just sitting around growing mold. (Karma mold is really gross. poop )

So to get rid of some of my underused karma, I bought a free full upgrade for a friend.

If you would like to enjoy the benefits of being upgraded, give me your best sob story. Then I will pick someone. (Probably some time tomorrow.)

5a
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03/27/2012 12:11 AM
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You have too much karma because you're a sweetie.
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03/27/2012 12:12 AM
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My sob story?

I got married...
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03/27/2012 12:15 AM
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I've got hemmorhoids so bad it feels like I'm shittin coconut size chestnut hulls.
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03/27/2012 12:15 AM
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The Sunflowers they is raped my tomatoez.
Marax

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03/27/2012 12:18 AM
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Mine would take forever to type. But it would be a sure win....

But I'm already upgraded till the 16th, sooo hf to you samantha!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2012 12:19 AM
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I ate my brother Benji
Listen to the too the whole video!
[link to www.youtube.com]
I have been banned from this site for over a year now,so keep the karma points man!!
13.0.0.0.0

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03/27/2012 12:20 AM
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I accidentally the whole box of tissues.
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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03/27/2012 12:22 AM
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i haven't had sex in 2 months

come on. that has to win
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03/27/2012 12:25 AM
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I accidentally the whole box of tissues.
 Quoting: 13.0.0.0.0


you accidentally 'what' the whole box of tissues

used?

ate?

peed on?
anonymous
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03/27/2012 12:28 AM
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I have three teenage daughters. Ages 15,14, and 13. Sometimes they are bratzilla's. Do I win now?
Alien Technologist

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03/27/2012 12:29 AM

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It does no good to be pissed about it.

You are dead. They murdered you, and you need to get beyond the anger that this knowledge brings. There is yet work you must do.

The powers that be, and their political minions have been working this plan since the 1950's when Japan was forced into the GE designed nuclear reactors as part of the imposition of TPTB hegemony at the end of the Second Planetary War of the 20th century. Also known to academicians as 'WW2', this war not only nominally ended with nuclear release, but has now, all these decades later, been 'reborn' with nuclear release in Fukushima. The Powers That Be (Rothshield banksters, Rockefeller banksters, big oil, big pharma, and small soul politicians, and all Zionist supporters) are determined to kill off a major part of us humans over these next few years to suit their perceived needs. They likely have, in the Fukushima nuclear plant implosion and meltdown, murdered several million of us....we just do not yet recognize that we (the afflicted) are soon-to-be dead.

There is no point to indulging in wild ass speculation about nuclear bombs being used to trigger the earthquake that caused the tsunami that swept away all the 'safety' equipment at Fukushima that led to the vaporization of hundreds of fuel rods that produced the radioactive poisoning of the planet that killed you. There is no point to putting your dwindling life energy into speculations about Haarp, or scalar weather wars, or any other perceived 'instrument' of your murder. None of it is likely factual, and TPTB are deliberately polluting the information stream to confuse your dying mind. They killed you. Deal with it.

There is no point to focusing on a single guilty person in your murder. It is a large, and well run conspiracy. Grasp this and give up the idea of taking revenge on any given witless stooge of a bankster or politician. To the conspiracy that is killing you, such people (low level conspirators) are sacrifices who were chosen exactly because they are expendable and easily replaced with the next, greed blinded, non thinking humanimal. It does you no good to seek to 'take them with you'. Besides, killing these people does not even slow the conspiracy down, and likely puts money in the pockets of TPTB in cleaning up the corpse and blood.

They have killed you, where you sit.
You are murdered. This is your power.
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Last Edited by Technological Supremacy on 03/27/2012 12:31 AM
No one has ever seen a perfect circle, nor a perfectly straight line, yet everyone knows what a circle and a straight line are.
Perceived circles or lines are not exactly circular or straight, and true circles and lines could never be detected since by definition they are sets of infinitely small points.
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2012 12:31 AM
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I got a hair on my ice cream cone.....I'll be needing therapy for years....
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03/27/2012 12:31 AM
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A white guy shot my son Trayvon
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03/27/2012 12:33 AM
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an army friend of mine bent down to re-tie his boot while he was on point somewhere outside of Kandahar. the guy behind him, his best friend, took point and within 10 steps was blown to pieces by a landmine.
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03/27/2012 12:33 AM
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Karma?
You got to be kidding.
Did you want to be a cheerleader in HS or something?
samanthasunflower  (OP)

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03/27/2012 12:34 AM

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I have three teenage daughters. Ages 15,14, and 13. Sometimes they are bratzilla's. Do I win now?
 Quoting: anonymous 3394536


Three hormonal teenage girls - ouch! Your in the running.
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03/27/2012 12:35 AM
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story
*****
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03/27/2012 12:37 AM
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I don't need your fucking charity. If I want anything from you I'll steal it from you.
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2012 12:39 AM
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I don't need your fucking charity. If I want anything from you I'll steal it from you.
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we have a bankster in the house

everyone bend over
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2012 12:39 AM
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Good grief isn't being on a conspiracy doom site depressing enough?? I guess some people have to vent their depressed emotions for their own good. I used to do stuff like that in my therapy classes, usually everyone either laughed their asses of or bowed thier heads in utter dibelief. To this day I really cannot figure if any of that stuff actually did me any good. I think it really helped out a lot of other people cause they sure as hell did not want to end up being stuck in a situation like mine. But none the less I manage to stave off depression for the most part regardless of my dismal prdictament. Actually I think I'm starting to get depressed just writing about this shit.

Be happy my friend!!

too_sad

P.S. If I win I'll donate all proceeds to my local "Grandmas without poodles foundation".
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2012 12:40 AM
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I have a high paying job. I married the most beautiful woman in the world and we have 2 smart healthy good looking children.
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yes give the winner the upgrade. he deserves it more than the losers. its how the world works.
anonymous
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03/27/2012 12:40 AM
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I have three teenage daughters. Ages 15,14, and 13. Sometimes they are bratzilla's. Do I win now?
 Quoting: anonymous 3394536


Three hormonal teenage girls - ouch! Your in the running.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Thanks. I'm actually afraid my husband and ten year old son may run away and not come back for several years. All I can say is it's a good thing I have a counseling degree. I use it a lot, on myself.:)
Nostalgic Rain

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03/27/2012 12:45 AM
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I have too much karma that was just sitting around growing mold. (Karma mold is really gross. poop )

So to get rid of some of my underused karma, I bought a free full upgrade for a friend.

If you would like to enjoy the benefits of being upgraded, give me your best sob story. Then I will pick someone. (Probably some time tomorrow.)

5a
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


That is really generous of you. I don't really have a sob story, at least not one I would be comfortable here. Not to mention it would take forever to type.
The only sob story I can tell you is that I am just like most Americans. I have a family and can barely make ends meet. I struggle to have electric, water, and all other necessities. Sometimes I find myself feeling bad about it but I try not to. I try to enjoy life and not worry about what I can't have. That isn't always easy to do.

Anyways what you are doing are nice.
JavaJunkie

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03/27/2012 12:46 AM
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I've had to quit school to take care of my Mother and it's made me sick. I can't eat, I can't think, it sucked the life out of me and I don't know what to do about it. There's my sob story.
MoonChildChazz

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03/27/2012 12:46 AM
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I was a Carpenter for the city I built book shelf's for a library as a sub contractor . I was offered a high paying Government job full time but it had much stipulations to a be under the control of a young Catholic princess. I was young just 1 year out of High school and did not want to be bound to a desk job & work relationship. So I ran from that kind of control & power to be a finish Carpenter for fast food chains. Me running from Her without a explanation still haunts me today. Please forgive me I did not know I hurt you so.
Chazz
Marax

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03/27/2012 12:50 AM
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This is my wife...

Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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03/27/2012 12:55 AM
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This is my wife...

 Quoting: Marax


You wonder why we call you stupid Americans?
Talus

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03/27/2012 12:55 AM
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I have too much karma that was just sitting around growing mold. (Karma mold is really gross. poop )

So to get rid of some of my underused karma, I bought a free full upgrade for a friend.

If you would like to enjoy the benefits of being upgraded, give me your best sob story. Then I will pick someone. (Probably some time tomorrow.)

5a
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I am married with 7 kids, ages 17 (male), 15 (female), 14 (female), 6 (female), 5 (male), 4 (female) and 3 (male). Two years ago, my wives ex-husband was in need of a place to live and my two oldest kids (his) were worried that he would be homeless. I agreed for the kids sake to let him stay with us "temporarily" stay with us until he could find another place. He is still with us. Two years and two houses later, still with us.

My wife and two oldest daughters periods have now lined up back to back and cover 3 weeks out of every month. The 17 year old has a daily bright idea of how to get rich that usually includes some sort of scam. My 6 year old whines more than a wine cellar in southern France. My 5 year old refuses to keep clothes on and every chance he gets he streaks around the house showing everyone his "pickle". My 4 year old is "The Princess" (Capital letters intended.) My 3 year old is well, he's 3. Add to this 3 dogs, one of who thinks the hallway is an acceptable toilet area and floods with piss every day, no matter when it is taken out and another one that is a pomeranian (which says enough), a demented cat and 16 newly hatched chickens.

If that's not enough, the roof leaks and the basement floods.

But, on the bright side, I do have a 6 pack in the fridge, so, I should be okay.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? - Yeats, 1919
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03/27/2012 12:56 AM
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I visit this web once in awhile and read stories on it from really fucked up people telling thier fucked up stories. Cannot say what % is real or bulshit but it kinda helps me out when I get in a shitty mood.

[link to www.lifesucksbigtime.com]


Anybody ever remember or see the show that used to air back in the 60's called "Queen for a Day". Three women would go up in front of a television audience and tell their pathetic dismal stories. Then to figure out who would be Queen the audience would clap for each one of them seperately, whomever the "clapometer" registered the highest for would be crowned the winner.
Marax

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03/27/2012 12:57 AM
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This is my wife...

 Quoting: Marax


You wonder why we call you stupid Americans?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13302605


I don't wonder... Americans ARE fucking brain dead lol

Last Edited by Marax on 03/27/2012 12:57 AM
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.





GLP