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Town councillor Simon Parkes: My mum was a 9ft green alien

 
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03/27/2012 01:48 PM
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Town councillor Simon Parkes: My mum was a 9ft green alien


A Labour politician claims he was abducted by extra-terrestrials as a child and that his “real mother” is a 9ft tall alien with eight fingers.

Simon Parkes, a Labour member elected to Whitby town council, recounted his experiences in a video shown on YouTube.

The clip is part of the Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline Project, which encourages people to come forward with their apparently unexplainable experiences.

He speaks of his first encounter which occurred while he in the womb, then tells of a being which appeared by his cot when he was six-months-old and reached out to him with “these two green ‘stick things, like beanpoles’.”

He continued: [link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk] damned
10 ft Pink Alien from Oz
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07/11/2013 04:30 AM
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Greetings from planet Oz Simon, councillor. Are you the leader over there?

Your story is very lovely, I am not so vivid in my recollections of contacts in space. I do have two good ones of being on galactic federation ships though.

I am sorry that your wife was unable to understand your continued affair with the alien cat lady. She must be somewhat unreasonable. I can fully relate to you having to ditch her.

I am wondering though if you have mistakenly come to the wrong conclusion that I am her. I have incarnated on the planet of Cat Beings, yes, but I am not currently acting out of my cat being being, and instead are coming from a much higher perspective.

If that is you chasing me, could you please stop. I wish you luck on finding Cat Woman. I think you want my cousin, Michelle.
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07/11/2013 04:33 AM
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Oh, wrong song, haven't heard this version before;

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10 ft Pink Alien from Oz
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07/11/2013 04:35 AM
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No, it is the right song. Embedded:

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07/11/2013 04:38 AM
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Cause we throw bombs on it ... c'mon mosh for me.

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07/11/2013 04:42 AM

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yeah i know this ... guy. mental problems. i feel sad for him.
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07/11/2013 04:48 AM
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A TWEED resident snapped this 3m carpet snake with a problem, its bitten off more than it can chew and is about to lose its grip on the thin branch.

Meanwhile its victim, a water dragon hangs with its hind feet protruding.


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07/11/2013 04:51 AM
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04/27/2014 10:40 PM
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zenobiaphobia
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04/27/2014 11:25 PM

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I understand this sort of thing is common in the UK?


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