Haha, like their national dog, the Chihuahua, always yapping at the bigger dog when they have no business doing so.

Why would they want to slap me around? They come begging for jobs to my country illegally, begging for mercy, then kick in the teeth their brothers to the South for trying to do the same thing.

Besides, aren't people in Chiapas murdering each other 24/7? What time do they have to slap anyone else around?

By the way, Mexico is a hellhole compared to Guatemala. I've been to both and I don't need to tell you which one is better. A shame too, since Mexico has much more in the way of natural resources (read land and oil). But hey, throw all the money in the world at it and a crappy country will still squander it and descend into corruption and thuggery.

Keep churning out tv soap operas and tacos, which is what you do best. That oil of yours is about to run out soon.