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Chastity belt locked and cant get it off

 
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11/14/2005 06:06 AM
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Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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11/14/2005 06:07 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
take a picture of it and post it on the net somewhere

give us the link.. i´ll get it off for you..
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2005 06:10 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
liquid nitrogen
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2005 06:11 AM
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Bolt cutters.

Be careful.
Marlboro Man

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11/14/2005 06:12 AM
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Are you fricken serious? Give me a moment, I´ll get back as soon as I stop laughing my ass off.rofl1rof1
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11/14/2005 06:13 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
metal becomes brittle at cold temperatures... mist a little liquid nitrogen on the belt and take a hammer to it.. it´ll shatter
AC
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11/14/2005 06:18 AM
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Sounds like a script from ´Grey´s Anatonmy´.
Marlboro Man

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11/14/2005 06:19 AM
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Liquid nitrogen, oh yea, that should do it. If that doesn´t work, you can always try a chainsaw.
lmao
Atma

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11/14/2005 06:21 AM
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Ask your husband to try to put his penis in the lock. When it gets stuck, you can probably be on the next episode of COPS after you call 911.
Ain SophIA
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11/14/2005 06:22 AM
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A welder

wtf
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2005 06:33 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
get yourself a set of metal files..
[link to www.machinemart.co.uk]

they´ll wear out but not before you can wear off the metal on that belt..
it might take a few sets.. but it´s worth it!

most ACE hardware stores have steel files

would take a few weeks but.. it can be done.. that´s what they´re made for
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2005 06:54 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
If you have had it on for two years already why bother?
Anonymous Coward
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11/14/2005 06:54 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
try this link

www.harry-houdini.com


1rof1
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11/14/2005 07:04 AM
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Jerry..Jerry..jerry..jerry
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11/14/2005 07:10 AM
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If this is really true the news media would pay you money just to have this printed in the news. One way to make money. I am sure the weekly tabloid would!
HH
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11/14/2005 08:00 AM
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This is 1000% (yes 1000%)

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11/14/2005 08:06 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
What a fucking idiot, if you like to suck that dammed thing will not prevent you to eat sausage and get stuff like a turkey !

you must have already a baD CASE OF

kitty ROT ! yak
AC
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11/14/2005 08:34 AM
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Call a lock smith - but make sure to have a gas mask for him to wear. If you have had it on for two years my guess is that it is pretty ripe by now!
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11/14/2005 08:41 AM
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have a douche ready once you get it off
AC
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11/14/2005 09:11 AM
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Ha,you deserve that you moron.You can still do anal and BJ´s like you always do.
Pb
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11/14/2005 09:31 AM
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haha, where´s Rex when you need her most ?
Omega

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11/14/2005 09:34 AM
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Omega recommends a plasma torch. Careful, could get a mite bit toasty down there.

lmao
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11/14/2005 09:35 AM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
Where can I buy one of those?

I think my wife´s been sleeping around but she swears she is totally faithful.

If she really is faithful she wouldn´t mind wearing one ... RIGHT?

Only I would have the key of course.

Think of the peace of mind this would give my tortured soul.

Now how "pick proof" is that lock? I have know some good lock pickers from down in the hood over the years who could get into about anything in about 60 seconds ... though I don´t think my wife would stoop to their level on the pecking order just for some wild out of marriage sex.

Manufacturer?
Retailer?

This is important to me ... so please respond promptly.

AC
Bob
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06/23/2010 07:57 PM
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Use a long handled bolt cutter and put the lock as close to the middle bolt as possible. If not doctors take an oath to help people and keep their patients records confidential so they should help you
NoWhereMan

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06/23/2010 08:00 PM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
This is 1000% (yes 1000%)

bsflag
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Nothing can be any more then 100% of it self. Even if you readjust the scale for it to be "1000%" it's only so you'll be able to turn it up to 11 dumbass.
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06/23/2010 08:02 PM
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I an offended by this thread. It implies that chastity belts are antiquated, vulgar instruments of domination. It sends an entirely wrong message to the audience.
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06/23/2010 08:03 PM

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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
Maybe this place has a key.


[link to www.chastitybeltformen.com]
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06/23/2010 08:03 PM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
Call a locksmith. Think of how degrading it will be. You will love it.
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06/23/2010 08:03 PM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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I'm a locksmith. 100 bucks. And I get to watch.

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06/23/2010 08:05 PM
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
Use a long handled bolt cutter and put the lock as close to the middle bolt as possible. If not doctors take an oath to help people and keep their patients records confidential so they should help you
 Quoting: Bob 1013497

You realize right ummm errrr, that was 5 years ago right?
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Re: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off
I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47518

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