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I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help

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hack saw it will tack a wile but that is the only way i know
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12/19/2010 02:25 AM
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"That's going to chafe my willy!" hiding

(Sheriff of Rottingham, Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
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12/19/2010 12:43 PM
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A high speed 4" angle grinder will cut through most anything. It's important to protect the skin underneath the part you're cutting with the thickest piece of wood or metal that can be fit between the skin and the belt. Cover everything else with cloth - there will be lots of sparks. Practice on a bit of scrap metal somewhere else. Work slowly and carefully - and remember that the metal will heat up. Cool it with water. Just have a steady hand. Good luck.
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12/19/2010 12:58 PM
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Your mouth is made for more than talking.
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2 years eh? Lol make sure you got some air refreshener when you do get it off.
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2 years eh? Lol make sure you got some air refreshener when you do get it off.
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wife is still stuck in the belt. she has given up trying to get it but she still has cravings for sex every few weeks that torment her. however, every mothod we have investigated to get it off involves injury. she has decided she will deal with the frustration.
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01/25/2011 11:17 PM
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I'm a locksmith....need a pic to get started....
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I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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ROFLMAO, thread of the day. Seriously! LOL
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I'll save you....I can chew through it....banana2
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Listen carefully to what I say here: First off, you need to get yourself a wheel grinder / cutter. You are also going to need to get a few cans of compressed air, the kind that you use to clean out computer keyboards and whatnot.

Now, every hour, you are going to use the grinder to only score a straight line on the hip section. You are only scoring it to keep down the temperature. The exposed skin needs to be covered with something like thick cloth.

Immediately after that, turn the compressed air can upside down and spray that liquid onto the scored line. This will IMMEDIATELY cool down the scored area, which will make the metal brittle-ish. Go ahead and score it again, and repeat a few more times. After a while , you will have a fairly impressive gouge. Once it starts getting to the point that you might risk going deep enough to cut through, put away the grinder. Using a rat tail file, run it through several times, spraying the compressed air every few times. After a while, it will be as thin as aluminum foil, and you can easily just cut it with scissors.

Then, take a looooong shower, and screw like you haven't before.
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please let us know when you're on Springer.
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You can still part your lips and blow.....banana2
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03/15/2011 10:38 AM
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It's like that movie, Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
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03/15/2011 10:42 AM
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Robin Hood: [trying to unlock the chastity belt] Um, darling?
Maid Marian: [in sultry voice] What?
Robin Hood: You're not going to believe this...
Maid Marian: What?
Robin Hood: It won't open!
Maid Marian: WHAT?
Robin Hood: Wait, I have an idea! Call a locksmith!
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lmao
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Listen carefully to what I say here: First off, you need to get yourself a wheel grinder / cutter. You are also going to need to get a few cans of compressed air, the kind that you use to clean out computer keyboards and whatnot.

Now, every hour, you are going to use the grinder to only score a straight line on the hip section. You are only scoring it to keep down the temperature. The exposed skin needs to be covered with something like thick cloth.

Immediately after that, turn the compressed air can upside down and spray that liquid onto the scored line. This will IMMEDIATELY cool down the scored area, which will make the metal brittle-ish. Go ahead and score it again, and repeat a few more times. After a while , you will have a fairly impressive gouge. Once it starts getting to the point that you might risk going deep enough to cut through, put away the grinder. Using a rat tail file, run it through several times, spraying the compressed air every few times. After a while, it will be as thin as aluminum foil, and you can easily just cut it with scissors.

Then, take a looooong shower, and screw like you haven't before.
 Quoting: Know-it-all 1297624


we tried more cutting heating to no avail. wife is still locked in belt and frustrated. she has again given up trying to get the belt off.
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Dremmel tool and a file. Like the other poster said, piece of metal between belt and skin at that point. Wear goggles sparks fly and the little wheels
break easily. It cuts fairly slowly and is very controllable, a slip of the hand
Won't cut through the extra piece of protective metal.
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I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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OBvious troll is obvious! Stop watching Robin Hood MEn In Tights butch!
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I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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OBvious troll is obvious! Stop watching Robin Hood MEn In Tights butch!
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I am willing to pay $10,000.00 to any women 35 to 38 years of age to wear a chastity belt continuously for one year. I would enjoy that type of control.
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There are many people that will point to a harmless enough looking tool, dremels and so forth, but you must be ready for the pain and injury. Chastity belts like those made by Jones and Access Denied are no longer supported by the maker because the owner's are dead.

Here are some facts.

1. Chastity belts are designed to PREVENT SEX. That's why they're made of steel, fight tightly and require a key for removal.

2. They were NEVER designed to be removed by ANYONE who is wearing it or someone who doesn't have the key. That would defeat the perpose of enforced celebacie. If your wife is still wearing it, then it's doing the job you paid for, don't be surprised that it's working! The fact that the lock as malfunctioned as put you and your wife in the unique position of being the ones with the rights to unlock the belt but no longer hold a working key, so she has been inadvertently sentanced to life in a pussy prison.

3. Many people have died trying to remove them. That's simple enough to understand.

4. I'm sorry you're trapped. I really am, but they are designed to stay on and be dangerous to remove. There is always going to be the risk that your husband may be charged with as many as three felonies, starting with domestic violence. Both of you will be labeled as sexual freaks and deviants if you're discovered and your husband charged. Losing your jobs, your reputations (if you have any worth protecting).

If any of these likely outcomes sound worth injury or death, loss of income and public dignity and possible arrest, charges of sexual crimes, jail time and having to report you are sex criminials, well if one in jail for the rest of her life, go for the Full Monte. Otherwise here are your realistic choices.

Stop talking about the belt. It will get out that your wife is wearing it and some loose lipped moron will report you. Accepting the fact that it's there to stay forever and that she will remain imprisoned in it now may be hard but she allowed it to be put on. Well, she got what she wanted. It's on.

Sorry for the bad news.

Dark Woods Mark
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There are many people that will point to a harmless enough looking tool, dremels and so forth, but you must be ready for the pain and injury. Chastity belts like those made by Jones and Access Denied are no longer supported by the maker because the owner's are dead.

Here are some facts.

1. Chastity belts are designed to PREVENT SEX. That's why they're made of steel, fight tightly and require a key for removal.

2. They were NEVER designed to be removed by ANYONE who is wearing it or someone who doesn't have the key. That would defeat the perpose of enforced celebacie. If your wife is still wearing it, then it's doing the job you paid for, don't be surprised that it's working! The fact that the lock as malfunctioned as put you and your wife in the unique position of being the ones with the rights to unlock the belt but no longer hold a working key, so she has been inadvertently sentanced to life in a pussy prison.

3. Many people have died trying to remove them. That's simple enough to understand.

4. I'm sorry you're trapped. I really am, but they are designed to stay on and be dangerous to remove. There is always going to be the risk that your husband may be charged with as many as three felonies, starting with domestic violence. Both of you will be labeled as sexual freaks and deviants if you're discovered and your husband charged. Losing your jobs, your reputations (if you have any worth protecting).

If any of these likely outcomes sound worth injury or death, loss of income and public dignity and possible arrest, charges of sexual crimes, jail time and having to report you are sex criminials, well if one in jail for the rest of her life, go for the Full Monte. Otherwise here are your realistic choices.

Stop talking about the belt. It will get out that your wife is wearing it and some loose lipped moron will report you. Accepting the fact that it's there to stay forever and that she will remain imprisoned in it now may be hard but she allowed it to be put on. Well, she got what she wanted. It's on.

Sorry for the bad news.

Dark Woods Mark
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Um, no. Where have you been all these years? We now have locksmiths. They could care less if you locked up your asshole so long as you have a few bucks for them to pick the damn thing.

In fact, you can buy generic lock pics online anyway. There's tons of methods to pick locks too, from bumping to making your own picks.

Google is your friend here...
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if it is staianless steel you will have a great deal of trouble if you use an angle grinder it will get so hot you will have to stop as it will burn so much. i would get a file and just keep working on one area it may take a few days but it will finally cive
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if it is staianless steel you will have a great deal of trouble if you use an angle grinder it will get so hot you will have to stop as it will burn so much. i would get a file and just keep working on one area it may take a few days but it will finally cive
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sure she is dead by now

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thanks for therofl
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Call 911 and when it's in the msm someone can start a thread called, "Woman calls 911 to remove chastity belt"
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06/14/2011 09:59 AM
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who did you get the device from? There is plenty of other suppliers and people in the fetish community who run sites shops and groups to replace obsolete suppliers and also who can assist with removal :)
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r u from indiana?
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I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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cruise
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I have been wearing a chastity belt for over two years for my husband. The belt is made for long term wear. The other night the key broke in the lock. Now we cant get the other piece of the key out of the lock and the belt will not come off. we tried to cut it off but there is no way to do it that we know of. When we bought the belt they said not to lose the key that the belt could not be removed with out it. We called the place where we got the belt but there out of business. We dont know what to do or how to get the belt off. My husband is scared if we call someone for help. That he will get it trouble for me wearing it. It was my choice to wear. Does anyone have any idea how we might be able to get it off. I cant be stuck in it forever please help
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There are many people that will point to a harmless enough looking tool, dremels and so forth, but you must be ready for the pain and injury. Chastity belts like those made by Jones and Access Denied are no longer supported by the maker because the owner's are dead.

Here are some facts.

1. Chastity belts are designed to PREVENT SEX. That's why they're made of steel, fight tightly and require a key for removal.

2. They were NEVER designed to be removed by ANYONE who is wearing it or someone who doesn't have the key. That would defeat the perpose of enforced celebacie. If your wife is still wearing it, then it's doing the job you paid for, don't be surprised that it's working! The fact that the lock as malfunctioned as put you and your wife in the unique position of being the ones with the rights to unlock the belt but no longer hold a working key, so she has been inadvertently sentanced to life in a pussy prison.

3. Many people have died trying to remove them. That's simple enough to understand.

4. I'm sorry you're trapped. I really am, but they are designed to stay on and be dangerous to remove. There is always going to be the risk that your husband may be charged with as many as three felonies, starting with domestic violence. Both of you will be labeled as sexual freaks and deviants if you're discovered and your husband charged. Losing your jobs, your reputations (if you have any worth protecting).

If any of these likely outcomes sound worth injury or death, loss of income and public dignity and possible arrest, charges of sexual crimes, jail time and having to report you are sex criminials, well if one in jail for the rest of her life, go for the Full Monte. Otherwise here are your realistic choices.

Stop talking about the belt. It will get out that your wife is wearing it and some loose lipped moron will report you. Accepting the fact that it's there to stay forever and that she will remain imprisoned in it now may be hard but she allowed it to be put on. Well, she got what she wanted. It's on.

Sorry for the bad news.

Dark Woods Mark
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