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The name is Dalton

 
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03/29/2012 01:27 AM
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The name is Dalton
Remember that old movie with Patrick Swayze, who played Dalton, called Roadhouse? There was a funny line in there where Terry Funk, former WWF wrestler, inquires about the size of Dalton's balls. He goes, "I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck." I wonder if he meant a regular dump truck or one of those giant earthmovers?
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There was also a part in there where a pimp is asking one of the bar patrons in he wants to kiss a hooker's breasts for $20.

The pimp strokes the hooker's breasts and says, "... ever seen a better pair of attitudes? For twenty bucks, you can kiss 'em. Ten a kiss."

So the bar patron walks over and begins stroking the hooker's breasts. Then the pimp becomes impatient and asks, "Well, are you going to kiss them or what?"

The bar patron responds in an excited voice, "I can't!"

The pimp asks, "Well, why not?"

To which the bar patron responds, "I ain't got twenty bucks!"
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11/28/2012 02:23 AM
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Remember that old movie with Patrick Swayze, who played Dalton, called Roadhouse? There was a funny line in there where Terry Funk, former WWF wrestler, inquires about the size of Dalton's balls. He goes, "I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck." I wonder if he meant a regular dump truck or one of those giant earthmovers?
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11/28/2012 02:39 AM
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I'm watching right now on Cinemax. I like the part where they use Bigfoot to crush all the cars at the local Ford dealer. It doesn't make much sense though because the crime boss gets kickbacks from the sale of everything in the town. So if the Ford dealer has no cars to sell because he crushed them all then isn't the crime boss that ordered the crushing losing money?
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Re: The name is Dalton
Remember that old movie with Patrick Swayze, who played Dalton, called Roadhouse? There was a funny line in there where Terry Funk, former WWF wrestler, inquires about the size of Dalton's balls. He goes, "I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck." I wonder if he meant a regular dump truck or one of those giant earthmovers?
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Maybe it was one of these: [link to www.nitrogentiremachine.com]
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After watching that movie, I think Dalton's balls came in a Mazda Miata. Pussy.
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11/28/2012 04:57 AM
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There was also a part in there where a pimp is asking one of the bar patrons in he wants to kiss a hooker's breasts for $20.

The pimp strokes the hooker's breasts and says, "... ever seen a better pair of attitudes? For twenty bucks, you can kiss 'em. Ten a kiss."

So the bar patron walks over and begins stroking the hooker's breasts. Then the pimp becomes impatient and asks, "Well, are you going to kiss them or what?"

The bar patron responds in an excited voice, "I can't!"

The pimp asks, "Well, why not?"

To which the bar patron responds, "I ain't got twenty bucks!"
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Hold your liters up for Jeff Healey!


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I forgot about Jeff Healey. He pretty famous back in the 80's. I can't believe he would do such a low budget movie. Then again, Jon Bon Jovi was a lot more famous and he did even lower budget films. Funny.
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11/28/2012 05:02 AM

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