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The name is Dalton | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12761705  United States03/29/2012 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12761705 United States03/29/2012 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was also a part in there where a pimp is asking one of the bar patrons in he wants to kiss a hooker's breasts for $20. The pimp strokes the hooker's breasts and says, "... ever seen a better pair of attitudes? For twenty bucks, you can kiss 'em. Ten a kiss." So the bar patron walks over and begins stroking the hooker's breasts. Then the pimp becomes impatient and asks, "Well, are you going to kiss them or what?" The bar patron responds in an excited voice, "I can't!" The pimp asks, "Well, why not?" To which the bar patron responds, "I ain't got twenty bucks!" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28385751 United States11/28/2012 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Remember that old movie with Patrick Swayze, who played Dalton, called Roadhouse? There was a funny line in there where Terry Funk, former WWF wrestler, inquires about the size of Dalton's balls. He goes, "I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck." I wonder if he meant a regular dump truck or one of those giant earthmovers? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12761705 Maybe it was one of these: [link to www.nitrogentiremachine.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28385751 United States11/28/2012 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm watching right now on Cinemax. I like the part where they use Bigfoot to crush all the cars at the local Ford dealer. It doesn't make much sense though because the crime boss gets kickbacks from the sale of everything in the town. So if the Ford dealer has no cars to sell because he crushed them all then isn't the crime boss that ordered the crushing losing money? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28385751 United States11/28/2012 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Remember that old movie with Patrick Swayze, who played Dalton, called Roadhouse? There was a funny line in there where Terry Funk, former WWF wrestler, inquires about the size of Dalton's balls. He goes, "I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck." I wonder if he meant a regular dump truck or one of those giant earthmovers? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12761705 Maybe it was one of these: [link to www.nitrogentiremachine.com] After watching that movie, I think Dalton's balls came in a Mazda Miata. Pussy. |
| Open Your Eyes Alex Christopher Bickle  User ID: 19607339 United States11/28/2012 04:47 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Open Your Eyes Alex Christopher Bickle User ID: 19607339 United States11/28/2012 04:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was also a part in there where a pimp is asking one of the bar patrons in he wants to kiss a hooker's breasts for $20. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12761705 The pimp strokes the hooker's breasts and says, "... ever seen a better pair of attitudes? For twenty bucks, you can kiss 'em. Ten a kiss." So the bar patron walks over and begins stroking the hooker's breasts. Then the pimp becomes impatient and asks, "Well, are you going to kiss them or what?" The bar patron responds in an excited voice, "I can't!" The pimp asks, "Well, why not?" To which the bar patron responds, "I ain't got twenty bucks!" Hold your liters up for Jeff Healey! [link to www.youtube.com] Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 11/28/2012 04:54 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28385751 United States11/28/2012 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was also a part in there where a pimp is asking one of the bar patrons in he wants to kiss a hooker's breasts for $20. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12761705 The pimp strokes the hooker's breasts and says, "... ever seen a better pair of attitudes? For twenty bucks, you can kiss 'em. Ten a kiss." So the bar patron walks over and begins stroking the hooker's breasts. Then the pimp becomes impatient and asks, "Well, are you going to kiss them or what?" The bar patron responds in an excited voice, "I can't!" The pimp asks, "Well, why not?" To which the bar patron responds, "I ain't got twenty bucks!" Hold your liters up for Jeff Healey! [link to www.youtube.com] I forgot about Jeff Healey. He pretty famous back in the 80's. I can't believe he would do such a low budget movie. Then again, Jon Bon Jovi was a lot more famous and he did even lower budget films. Funny. |
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