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Don't Face the Doomsday Alone! Survialist, Preppers Dating Website Helps you Find a Match

 
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Okay GLP'ers, I've seen a lot of you coming by here looking for that certain girl or guy. Well there's a website for that for those believing 2012 is it!

[link to money.cnn.com]

Doomsday dating sites: 'Don't face the future alone'

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- For people who spend every day preparing for disaster -- whether it's a 2012 apocalypse, a nuclear meltdown, an economic collapse, a hurricane or a tsunami -- it can be hard to find a compatible partner.

Canning venison, shooting firearms, living off the grid and creating manure from human waste just aren't traditional interests many people look for when browsing mainstream dating sites like eHarmony or Match.com.

That's why a site called Survivalist Singles has entered the online dating scene, catering specifically to this niche community of "preppers," "survivalists" and "doomsdayers."

Survivalist Singles, which officially launched in 2010, boasts the slogan, "Don't face the future alone." Its ranks are growing -- quadrupling to about 1,640 members from around 400 at the end of 2010.

Members of the site range widely in their doomsday beliefs, said Andrea Burke, a 45-year-old middle school art teacher from Montana who took over the site from its previous owner last summer.

"Most will agree that something is brewing that may change life as we know it, whether it be a collapse of the economy, an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) or other natural or government disaster," Burke said.
"Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd
Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

"Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge"

"The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961
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Hey maybe GLP can get Andrea Burke on GLPVC sometime.


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"Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd
Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

"Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge"

"The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961
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coolio i suppose :>
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:itsatrap:

What better to way to get a list of people storing preps, there security systems ect.

I'll show you my bunker, if you show me yours haha.
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Well according to the site's owners there are two males for every one female registered.

Hmmmm. I don't like those stats.
"Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd
Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

"Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge"

"The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961
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Every single one of the idiots that sign up on those site will be on the government list!

Their homes will be raided by the government with all supplies confiscated most assuredly.

Even if that didn't happen, the other nut jobs on the site will be taking note of who has food so that they can go rob them.

Registering on one of those sites is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.
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lolcaniceruption
"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop

:gameizovar:

It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP!
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What? I thought this was the dating site for preppers?
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Do they match by paranoia preference?

Because matching a 'Reptilian NWO' prepper with a 'Atlantean's are going to return and turn us all into beings of pure thought' prepper would be a recipe for a sitcom.
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Every single one of the idiots that sign up on those site will be on the government list!

Their homes will be raided by the government with all supplies confiscated most assuredly.

Even if that didn't happen, the other nut jobs on the site will be taking note of who has food so that they can go rob them.

Registering on one of those sites is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.
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Pretty much.

Still funny as heck, tho.
"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop

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It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP!
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Every single one of the idiots that sign up on those site will be on the government list!

Their homes will be raided by the government with all supplies confiscated most assuredly.

Even if that didn't happen, the other nut jobs on the site will be taking note of who has food so that they can go rob them.

Registering on one of those sites is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10262365


This
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C'mon guys, this can only be a good thing right? People coming together, thats what we all want to see. People, people who need people, are the luckiest people...Just try not to mix humans with non humans though, never a good thing really. Other than that, yay!
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I still think GLP should get the site owner on a show. She'd probably do it.

Thanks for the pin! hf
"Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd
Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy
(...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty)

"Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge"

"The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961
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I don't know, it seems promising. I can envision it now... bunkerhookups.com. "she'll be down, for when you go underground".

[link to survivalistsingles.com]
Check out this gem - 27 years old, cute, loves animals.

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I am 4 weeks pregnant so if you're okay with that we can talk more.


I am signing up for a distance education course in Midwifery. I am interested in it as a future career, but in the near future I just want to be as educated as possible about what is going on with my pregnancy and birth. I am pretty sure I want to give birth at home with a midwife too. I have helped a lot of animals through their deliveries, so I have confidence that birth is a natural and healthy event our bodies are designed to do, and I don't like how our culture treats fertility as an illness.

sounds great?

This one doesn't sound too bad... (my age range would be 25-35 since I'm 30.

[link to survivalistsingles.com]

this one is pretty good too
[link to survivalistsingles.com]

then again...
Best feature: Chest <== BAM! she just tosses it out there. That might be more my style.
[link to survivalistsingles.com]

green eyes and red hair and her ideal day is blowing through a few hundred rounds of .223. this one might be the true winner.
[link to survivalistsingles.com]

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I don't know, it seems promising. I can envision it now... bunkerhookups.com. "she'll be down, for when you go underground".

[link to survivalistsingles.com]
Check out this gem - 27 years old, cute, loves animals.

PregnantGirl's Profile
I am 4 weeks pregnant so if you're okay with that we can talk more.


I am signing up for a distance education course in Midwifery. I am interested in it as a future career, but in the near future I just want to be as educated as possible about what is going on with my pregnancy and birth. I am pretty sure I want to give birth at home with a midwife too. I have helped a lot of animals through their deliveries, so I have confidence that birth is a natural and healthy event our bodies are designed to do, and I don't like how our culture treats fertility as an illness.

sounds great?

This one doesn't sound too bad... (my age range would be 25-35 since I'm 30.

[link to survivalistsingles.com]

this one is pretty good too
[link to survivalistsingles.com]

then again...
Best feature: Chest <== BAM! she just tosses it out there. That might be more my style.
[link to survivalistsingles.com]

green eyes and red hair and her ideal day is blowing through a few hundred rounds of .223. this one might be the true winner.
[link to survivalistsingles.com]
 Quoting: ifSHTF


LMAO.Worried about being in your bunker alone when TSHTF? TEOTWAWKIbabes.com get yours now, before it's too late....be prepared. Because who knows what women will mutate into after .......sorry, that popped into my head after I read your comment...:)

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I'd be interested in meeting a like minded chick. The one girl linked up is somewhat promising as far as looks go.
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this will spawn a whole new twist on realitytv shows...

Bunker Busters - taking you inside the bunker to catch the cheaters in the act.

Episode Synopsis: In this episode, our host, Levi, goes into the dark depths of a Missouri bunker to catch Sally McCampbell (Toothless Sally) in an indecent act with Randal Candless (RandyCane42). In addition, Randy's wife Nancy Candless accompanies our Host for the confrontation. Will shots ring out, or is there enough room for 3 loves in this bunker.
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this will spawn a whole new twist on realitytv shows...

Bunker Busters - taking you inside the bunker to catch the cheaters in the act.

Episode Synopsis: In this episode, our host, Levi, goes into the dark depths of a Missouri bunker to catch Sally McCampbell (Toothless Sally) in an indecent act with Randal Candless (RandyCane42). In addition, Randy's wife Nancy Candless accompanies our Host for the confrontation. Will shots ring out, or is there enough room for 3 loves in this bunker.
 Quoting: ifSHTF


No doubt..then we can all sit around and make fun of the morans for wasting precious ammo...
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4 of the 5 profiles I looked at wanted 6 or more kids.
Now, that is a survival instinct!
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I'd be interested in meeting a like minded chick. The one girl linked up is somewhat promising as far as looks go.
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There is only one girl? lol..poor fellas.
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4 of the 5 profiles I looked at wanted 6 or more kids.
Now, that is a survival instinct!
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and just think... practice makes perfect. think about all the practicing you'd have to do to make 6 "perfect" kids.

I'd be interested in meeting a like minded chick. The one girl linked up is somewhat promising as far as looks go.
 Quoting: Gabriel's Sword


There is only one girl? lol..poor fellas.
 Quoting: Natasha Zu


but you only need 1, if its the right one!

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Looks like a large percentage of decent folk on the site, larger percentage there than post here.
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4 of the 5 profiles I looked at wanted 6 or more kids.
Now, that is a survival instinct!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


LOL!!!! I just joined this dating site (yea I gave in and put up a profile)... anyway, the profile as it displays is missing a heading for one of the questions. There is a question that asks "How long have you been prepping?" The response options are ranges of numbers in years. The highest range is "6 or more".

But... the way it shows up on the profile is:

... 6 or more (a "..." is shown instead of the question heading)

What makes that oversight so funny is that it is listed right under the question "Do you want children"?

So as it reads, someone who has not filled out a profile would think that you are saying how many kids you want. Lol...

Last Edited by ahappyheart on 06/19/2012 10:42 PM