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Fucked an old friend last night..

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 10:56 AM
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Fucked an old friend last night..
I slept with an old friend last night and we fucked with no condom and I jizzed in her.

She already has two kids with two other guys but swears she's on the pill and doesn't even want other kids and is embarrassed to say she has two kids with two other guys.

What do I do? She keeps telling me she is already on the pill
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 10:57 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Tie a knot in it ;)
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03/29/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Her mouth can't have babies
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
It's bad enough that you didn't wear a condom in the first place, but you JIZZED IN HER TOO??


What the fuck is wrong with you, monkeyman? You're fucked now.
Sharty Mc Bean

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03/29/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
shit happens 1dunno1
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03/29/2012 11:03 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Did "she" shave her balls for you?
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 11:07 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Enjoy the syphillis
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03/29/2012 11:09 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Enjoy the syphillis
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4701453


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03/29/2012 11:14 AM

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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I slept with an old friend last night and we fucked with no condom and I jizzed in her.

She already has two kids with two other guys but swears she's on the pill and doesn't even want other kids and is embarrassed to say she has two kids with two other guys.

What do I do? She keeps telling me she is already on the pill
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


You could be guy/child #3!!!

Look up "dads life" on u tube....

Take your daughty to the poddy!!!!

DADDY!!!iamwith
Swift
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03/29/2012 11:18 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Why do you need to betray an old friend on this site? Yes, you did, noone says the words 'I jizzed in her' with any kind of affection for that person other than you know what. Not much of a friend are you? Ok, moving on from that, yes I am making an unproven assumption about you, so stop leading the readers of your thread to that assumption.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 11:21 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
lol so much for friendship...that's ruined for good now...
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 11:21 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
get a vasectomy we sure do not need you spreading that seed around!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/29/2012 11:54 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
get a vasectomy we sure do not need you spreading that seed around!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Was thinking about that lol
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03/29/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Get used to hearing this, "Daddy! Daddy!"
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03/29/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I slept with an old friend last night and we fucked with no condom and I jizzed in her.

She already has two kids with two other guys but swears she's on the pill and doesn't even want other kids and is embarrassed to say she has two kids with two other guys.

What do I do? She keeps telling me she is already on the pill
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


how old are you? 9? Only a immature punk would talk like this man..come on, have some class.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Canadian? Don't worry, you cannot get another dude pregnant by jizzing in his ass
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 11:57 AM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
it's a setup.

she's already pregnant and now gonna blame it on you!!!

WTF you think she fucked your ugly ass in the 1st place????

sucker..lmao
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
it's a setup.

she's already pregnant and now gonna blame it on you!!!

WTF you think she fucked your ugly ass in the 1st place????

sucker..lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11808258


Bingo. Welcome to child payments!
2k3Mach

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03/29/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I slept with an old friend last night and we fucked with no condom and I jizzed in her.

She already has two kids with two other guys but swears she's on the pill and doesn't even want other kids and is embarrassed to say she has two kids with two other guys.

What do I do? She keeps telling me she is already on the pill
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


Prepare for Child Support payments... NEVER EVER EVER believe when a chix tells you she's on the PILL
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 12:26 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Did you imagine that her previous pregnancies were planned? You sound stupid enough to be a good match for your friend though.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/29/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I had a long talk with her and she really is on the pill. I am going to check it out tonight though.
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03/29/2012 12:44 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Old friend?

Exactly how old was she? Cuz after 40 or so, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

ohyeah

In all seriousness...don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.
-GooGooFlexy-
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03/29/2012 12:47 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
The world is stupid because it's populated by morons
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I had a long talk with her and she really is on the pill. I am going to check it out tonight though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


Goin' back for more, huh?
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
What actually makes you think any of us care let alone want to hear your immature babble about getting laid.Obviously you are one of those men who need a pat on the back for each sexual conquest proving you are NO MAN at all. Grow up!!!!!!!!!!
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03/29/2012 01:02 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I slept with an old friend last night and we fucked with no condom and I jizzed in her.

She already has two kids with two other guys but swears she's on the pill and doesn't even want other kids and is embarrassed to say she has two kids with two other guys.

What do I do? She keeps telling me she is already on the pill
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585




Trailer park trash at its finest lol
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 01:08 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Why do you need to betray an old friend on this site? Yes, you did, noone says the words 'I jizzed in her' with any kind of affection for that person other than you know what. Not much of a friend are you? Ok, moving on from that, yes I am making an unproven assumption about you, so stop leading the readers of your thread to that assumption.
 Quoting: Swift 7484767


Yeah, I agree.
If you did consider her a friend I would think you would be more respectful in your choice of words.
Unless you're like 17, which I guess would explain all that "fucking" and "jizzing" terminology.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/29/2012 01:19 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
She's 31
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2012 01:20 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
i'm gonna mastgurbate on this story .. thanks
Midnite_rider

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03/29/2012 01:28 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
Real thread title:

I lost my virginity last night.
I'd like to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

To get ahead in life, you have to learn to saddle your own horse.
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03/29/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: Fucked an old friend last night..
I slept with an old friend last night and we fucked with no condom and I jizzed in her.

She already has two kids with two other guys but swears she's on the pill and doesn't even want other kids and is embarrassed to say she has two kids with two other guys.

What do I do? She keeps telling me she is already on the pill
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129585


You posted this crap yesterday

Are you this much of a loser ?

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