I'm retiring in 6 months. My biggest problem is where to put $1,000,000 to keep me going. Looked at managed forex accounts but every last one of them is a scam. If there are any legitimate ones, they must be invite-only.

Real Estate just plain sucks
About the only thing I can find a good return on is mutual funds, but you have to stay on top of them.
I've already got $100,000 in gold, so that will pay off in a decade or 2 from now.
I am going to live on a small populated island. And I just need enough to live comfortably on.

Well, that's enough of my problems.