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WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?

 
AmericanInfidel
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WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I don't usually play it, I think it's kind of a tax for being dumb. But when it's this high I'll buy a few tickets. What would you do if you won? Here's my plan. I've already signed and photocopied the tickets just incase.
If I won I would get an attorney who dealt with such things.
I would claim it immediatly. Then give my boss 2 weeks notice.
Once I go the first check, I would send my 2010 Honda civic Si off to be fully built. No turbo or big wings and body kits, all motor and clean looking.
As I waited for that to be finished, I would buy either a corvette z06 or zr1 or Aston Martin v12 vanquish.
I would pay off all I my parents bills and buy them their dream house.
I would buy my brother a ford f150 raptor and pay for his college tuition.
I would buy a nice beach house and spend my days with a personnal trainer and nutritionist gettin in the best shape of my life.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

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Once my immediatly family was set and i began to get use to my new lifestyle, I would go back to my home town and do some good things for the town. You need it, you got it. Home repairs, road repairs and helping ou the small businesses.
It is there I would build my doomsday home, or 1 of them. It would rival any bunker or safe house in the country.
I would look into buying land somewhere in the Rockies. Try to get an old mountain bunker or missile silo and convert it for me and my family.
I would get my pilots license for planes and choppers.
Of course, plenty of guns and ammo and other tools of destruction for each property.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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Swap it for :


Castle on its own island

Guns, ammo, food, toilet paper etc ...

Gold/silver
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
Once I had a few safe houses around the country for when TSHTF I would get more practical.
I wouldn't play the stock market, but invest in land and real estate.
I would write a book. I've been working on a few for years but would now have all the time I needed.
I would go back to school and do it van wilder/old school style.
Buy or build a massive castle on fraternity lane and be the anti frat.
Recruits would be drug and alcohol tested for a month. They drink or get high, theyre out. Once in, as long as they're grades we're good, they would be allowed in the estate and enjoy all that comes with it. Bad grades and they will have to do yard work, laundry, house cleaning and dishes.
Parties would be held only once a month but would be epic. Catered by the finest local eateries, maybe skrillex would dj one month, the next, flogging Molly would rock it out. As long as you were 21, you can drink, and that would be strictly enforced. Anyone doing coke, heroin, pills or meth is thrown out and never to set foot in the estate again and is shunned like the Amish do. Upon graduating, every member would get a car of their choice under $100k and will get 1 bail out or get out of jail free card in there life.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
Buy a gwagon I don't know why but I love them and gas prices would not be a huge issue. Buy my childhood home which is back on the market for 3 million and totally change it to how it was. Go back to malta buy my familys villa back from the germans and then go to switzerland and buy my grandmothers home she grew up in back from the ahole who was married to shania twain. Then I would start a pitbull rescue.
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I would throw One Bad ass party and your all invited 5a
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That's a decent plan! afro

I'd like to hear a little bit more about the nutritionist.
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Buy a gwagon I don't know why but I love them and gas prices would not be a huge issue. Buy my childhood home which is back on the market for 3 million and totally change it to how it was. Go back to malta buy my familys villa back from the germans and then go to switzerland and buy my grandmothers home she grew up in back from the ahole who was married to shania twain. Then I would start a pitbull rescue.
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Nice. I would do the same with my child hood home. Buy it, remodel it and do the same with my aunts old bad ass lake house in the next town over and that would be my weed farm. It's perfect for it. Would have a massive hidden room with a hidden door being the only way in. Top of the line equipment and security set up. There is also a bad ass home that was a bordello in the 1920s that was frequently visited by gangsters, including Capone. It's currently owned by a rich Swiss family and I would try to buy that.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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I would buy GLP and ban all yer asses !!

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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I hear you can buy old missile bunkers out west.
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I would start my own Wall Street Bank so I could get 1 trillion dollars at 0% Interest!
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Put a bounty out on the New Black Panters.
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I would move to Colorado deep in the mountains hope when its winter that there is a crap load on snow so I can just sit back with the fireplace going that's all I want a house with a fireplace and a garage
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I'd have a few dasbier and think about it and then have some more dasbier.
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"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I would set up several "arks" for like minded people to retreat to when the economy finally tanks.

Skills needed:

weapons training
mechanics
plumbers
farmers
welders
electricians
carpenters
engineers
doctors
dentists
nurses
teachers

Personalities:

Christian
Non-Gay
Have to pass several psych evaluations

50-100 cabins with a large central rec center for church, dining, schools and meetings on 2,500 acres of land in less populated areas. 200 acres farming, 1,000 acres for live stock, 100 acres for housing/recreation/community.

Cabins are solar powered and there is also wind power generators.
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I would put 60% in the bank right off the bat, heck I could live off the interest from that.

Pay off the bills of coarse, for the family and friends. Set up my family modestly well, and give to charity and live like the same person I do now, just giving out bigger bills in collection baskets and bigger checks to charities and more opportunities to do things.

I would travel of coarse, but I would also start over fresh in college. However, I would do something I find insanely interesting and not worry about a job market and what your degree will lead you too one day or anything like that.

Also, I would move to Portland until elixir Cannabis is legalized in Wisconsin. Not gonna lie, I would do some good toking.

Peace :3
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me if i win....NOT WHAT I AM DOING NOW!!!...and i promised if i win...i would so like to get even with the people who shitcanned me when i turned 60...
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I would try to change the world.

But people with good intentions never win the lotto.
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Also, I am blind in my right eye and wear a glass eye. I would get a bunch of fakes like in The Last Action Hero. I would find the worlds best eye, brain and nerve specialists along with tech geniuses to either build a robotic eye that I can see with or an eye that I can record things with.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I would try to change the world.

But people with good intentions never win the lotto.
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You don't need money to change the world. Now adays all you need is a YouTube account and the balls to do something big.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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Do what rich people do. Drugs till I OD and die.
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I'd buy some small 3rd world country like Cuzbekhistan, Slovakia or Wisconsin. Make my own laws and taxes (80-95% in Summer and 150% Winter). That way I'd make my 500 mil back in no time and I could buy another crappy country (like Afghanistan or Canada) and export sand!


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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
give away 90% of it immediately
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
I'd buy some small 3rd world country like Cuzbekhistan, Slovakia or Wisconsin. Make my own laws and taxes (80-95% in Summer and 150% Winter). That way I'd make my 500 mil back in no time and I could buy another crappy country (like Afghanistan or Canada) and export sand!


pigchef
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Brilliant. I hear you can get Wisconsin real cheap.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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I'd buy some small 3rd world country like Cuzbekhistan, Slovakia or Wisconsin. Make my own laws and taxes (80-95% in Summer and 150% Winter). That way I'd make my 500 mil back in no time and I could buy another crappy country (like Afghanistan or Canada) and export sand!


pigchef
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Yup...dumbest statement of the day, so far.
Canadian FState of Texas

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
give away 90% of it immediately
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Why? To who? And how?
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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I'd buy some small 3rd world country like Cuzbekhistan, Slovakia or Wisconsin. Make my own laws and taxes (80-95% in Summer and 150% Winter). That way I'd make my 500 mil back in no time and I could buy another crappy country (like Afghanistan or Canada) and export sand!


pigchef
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u could probably get a good deal on Detroit.
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I would start a metaphysical church. People are looking for more spiritual direction and the churches today have failed them. Who believes in the devil, hell and a talking snake?

We need to move forward towards truth.
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Do what rich people do. Drugs till I OD and die.
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Fuck yes! I would have a nice 2 week bender. Coke, acid, mushrooms, DMT and just get weird.
Destroy all that is evil, so what is good may flourish.

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage.

KCCO
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Re: WWYD if you won the MegaMillions Lotto?
give away 90% of it immediately
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Give it to whom ?
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give away 90% of it immediately
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Why? To who? And how?
 Quoting: AmericanInfidel


cos it's right. to needy people. via charities.

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