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Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far....

 
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A bit of a rewrite on the ad, use a different photo and talk a little bit about what kind of woman you want to meet. There's too much 'guy appeal' in your ad, the big bewbs and beer thing, it's like your trying to appeal to guys.
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Good advise. I like that. Thank you. Suggest a rewrite...
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Don't use a photo with your beer mates in it, it tells women that your gonna be blabbing everything to your beer mates. The guy appeal stuff is all at the top of the ad which is the bit people are gonna read, the longer bio stuff at the bottom is quite funny and 'real' and I like it, but a lot of women won't get to that part cos the 'guy appeal' top part of the ad puts them off. You could put the big bewbs and beer stuff down the bottom of the ad, nothing wrong with those statements but not as a HEADLINE.
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You haven't passed out yet?

Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :)
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Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated....
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she sounds like a nice person
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Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far....
So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys
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The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife....

"Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure"

Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...."
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Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such
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Try a less 'party boy', 'me and me mates', 'married to the booze' type pic.
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yeah the new age bitches dont go for it as much as they used to
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Hahahaha gotta be a rich hippy nowadays...
 Quoting: Baldrick

No you don't, unless it's a fool who wants to date you. People don't get or stay rich by giving their money away. A potential mate can be rolling in money but that's no reason to think you're going to get any of it or that any will be spent on you.

Your profile was IMHO, a bit vapid but it's POF, after all and you can tell by the type of people who'll contact you if it was the right kind to post. There's naught wrong with your looks but that guy sitting next to you is plenty 'odd.' Someone might be led to think your sense of humor is tiresomely coarse.
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You haven't passed out yet?

Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated....
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1rof1

pics if it happens. Nevermind that would be on the news maybe with video.
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A bit of a rewrite on the ad, use a different photo and talk a little bit about what kind of woman you want to meet. There's too much 'guy appeal' in your ad, the big bewbs and beer thing, it's like your trying to appeal to guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13524381


Good advise. I like that. Thank you. Suggest a rewrite...
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Don't use a photo with your beer mates in it, it tells women that your gonna be blabbing everything to your beer mates. The guy appeal stuff is all at the top of the ad which is the bit people are gonna read, the longer bio stuff at the bottom is quite funny and 'real' and I like it, but a lot of women won't get to that part cos the 'guy appeal' top part of the ad puts them off. You could put the big bewbs and beer stuff down the bottom of the ad, nothing wrong with those statements but not as a HEADLINE.
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Awesome. You do speak truth with your words. Love your style.
love
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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You haven't passed out yet?

Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated....
 Quoting: Baldrick


1rof1

pics if it happens. Nevermind that would be on the news maybe with video.
 Quoting: Taralily


It would be supressed as a racial matter....
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far....
Not if he's so needed and lacking self worth to ask on random boards if we is worthy...


Be strong.


We want men to have faith in themselves, otherwise we cannot.
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Not if he's so needed and lacking self worth to ask on random boards if we is worthy...


Be strong.


We want men to have faith in themselves, otherwise we cannot.
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Fair call. You say you are unable to have faith in yourself if members of the opposite sex do not have faith in themselves. Way to come across all codependant and shit....
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far....
So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife....

"Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure"

Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...."
 Quoting: Baldrick


Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids.

lmao Love it...
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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You haven't passed out yet?

Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated....
 Quoting: Baldrick


she sounds like a nice person
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Better than all previous women. Yes.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife....

"Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure"

Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...."
 Quoting: Baldrick


Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids.

lmao Love it...
 Quoting: Baldrick

Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side
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I think you are a cutie pie!


:)
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Oh, I just saw the bottom part of your profile. I am really irked with your age requirement. So you are 38, but she's gotta be 25-37. That to me always screams issues. I would never contact a guy with such a range even if I fell in it.
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The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife....

"Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure"

Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...."
 Quoting: Baldrick


Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids.

lmao Love it...
 Quoting: Baldrick

Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


We are talking about women. Making sure she is on my side?

Ya lost me there....

She does what makes me happy. I do what makes her happy.

If anywhere in between, by doing those things I or her become unhappy, its time to talk....
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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i would date him.
the one without the horns..
luvstruk
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I think you are a cutie pie!


:)
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


You smokin hot yaself Txgal....
;)
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Oh, I just saw the bottom part of your profile. I am really irked with your age requirement. So you are 38, but she's gotta be 25-37. That to me always screams issues. I would never contact a guy with such a range even if I fell in it.
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Fair call, but the parameters of the site meant that to leave age open, I was consitently harrased by this

moist
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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I think you are a cutie pie!


:)
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You smokin hot yaself Txgal....
;)
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eyebat
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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tgdmwt
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i would date him.
the one without the horns..
luvstruk
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Oh, no.....

You are very kind....

Hell, the link was from 18 months ago. I warn you, do not date that guy...!
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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You know it is frustrating, as an american woman who is a real woman, its hard to find a real man, one must go to hinterlands and accept the mountain men.

I met an australian man once, and he was manly, but he didnt like guns. what the fuck is that about? Im a single hot woman who for work goes to compton and such. My gun gives me confidence, it keeps me from having victim posture. What do aussie hot chicks do? or do they worry about nothing?

Basically I am bagging on your location because you guys get stomped on by your own gov, i really have no right to bag, but still you are asking for it

Real men withdraw from supporting the gov like all doom gals do too. We are in this together, dont you see the dating profiles and sites are just to upset you?
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oh the one without the horns is you the op??

SmileyWink
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You know it is frustrating, as an american woman who is a real woman, its hard to find a real man, one must go to hinterlands and accept the mountain men.

I met an australian man once, and he was manly, but he didnt like guns. what the fuck is that about? Im a single hot woman who for work goes to compton and such. My gun gives me confidence, it keeps me from having victim posture. What do aussie hot chicks do? or do they worry about nothing?

Basically I am bagging on your location because you guys get stomped on by your own gov, i really have no right to bag, but still you are asking for it

Real men withdraw from supporting the gov like all doom gals do too. We are in this together, dont you see the dating profiles and sites are just to upset you?
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Loud and clear. Real men do not brag about guns.
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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You haven't passed out yet?

Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated....
 Quoting: Baldrick


she sounds like a nice person
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Better than all previous women. Yes.
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They're all better than the previous one.
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Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids.

lmao Love it...
 Quoting: Baldrick

Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


We are talking about women. Making sure she is on my side?

Ya lost me there....

She does what makes me happy. I do what makes her happy.

If anywhere in between, by doing those things I or her become unhappy, its time to talk....
 Quoting: Baldrick

Well a partner in life, yes, but im saying you must have close interests. If you come here, I assume you already know youre kindof a wierdo

therefore you must find a slight wierdo for do these things that make eachother happy.

If I were to use my psychic stuff Id say you are not the profile, you are much younger and think you can find someone that makes you happy online on dating sites. Making someone happy and visa versa happens through time only
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oh and by the way bragging about your guns is manly and super hot
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I think you are a cutie pie!


:)
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


oooh texgal, that's a good offer, but he's not of the faith.
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Oh, I just saw the bottom part of your profile. I am really irked with your age requirement. So you are 38, but she's gotta be 25-37. That to me always screams issues. I would never contact a guy with such a range even if I fell in it.
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Fair call, but the parameters of the site meant that to leave age open, I was consitently harrased by this

:moist:
 Quoting: Baldrick


Then why not put a range of 25-45, or are you one of those guys that has a hangup about the woman being a day older than you? Half my relationships were with younger men, and at 38 I am still always approached by young men, I mean really young so it seems odd that some guys seek younger women when there are so many attractive, fit and interesting ones not much older than you, nothing like the pic you posted.
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Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids.

lmao Love it...
 Quoting: Baldrick

Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


We are talking about women. Making sure she is on my side?

Ya lost me there....

She does what makes me happy. I do what makes her happy.

If anywhere in between, by doing those things I or her become unhappy, its time to talk....
 Quoting: Baldrick

Well a partner in life, yes, but im saying you must have close interests. If you come here, I assume you already know youre kindof a wierdo

therefore you must find a slight wierdo for do these things that make eachother happy.

If I were to use my psychic stuff Id say you are not the profile, you are much younger and think you can find someone that makes you happy online on dating sites. Making someone happy and visa versa happens through time only
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332


Ok, my synapsis have fried trying to comprehend that. Not being mean, but what the hell are you talking about?
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
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Not if he's so needed and lacking self worth to ask on random boards if we is worthy...


Be strong.


We want men to have faith in themselves, otherwise we cannot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13496565


Fair call. You say you are unable to have faith in yourself if members of the opposite sex do not have faith in themselves. Way to come across all codependant and shit....
 Quoting: Baldrick


You read that wrong, we cannot have faith in YOU if you don't have faith in yourself.

Me, I Am, and know that the man I have has strength in himself. My suggestion is you find your own and then the woman will recognize it, and appreciate it and you.

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