Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far....

Youre hot enough BUT

tunred off by the boobs are awesome, when you have them you only think yours are awesome, duh

turned off by 9 year relationship, Ill have to deal with her in some way, rather answer the eye color question than that one!

turn off no to drugs, you never know when you might have the chance to have the time of your life, not that being a druggie is ok, but is there some answer that could show youre open to some spontaneous fun?

I couldnt read the thingie you wrote because I was already turned off.

Seriously, dating online is dumb, there are too many options, people get turned off by the tiniest thing that may exclude someone that actually matches. Meet people in real life.

Cancer. You have a right to be superficial, or lets look at it another way, first impressions count. Here is this profile on the internet that gives you a first impression, but no matter how that first impression is received, you will always hold a suspicion. In fact, and especially in this medium, the more impact the first impression, no matter if it is in a negative or positive light, the greater your inherent suspicion, or survival instinct will be....



Its not about women finding me hot at all.....

exactly, your perception of me based on the parameters of the profile are limiting....but not gonna put up for the world to see those particular things.

Very open minded.

You can attempt to do that based on your perception, however you will be wasting your time. Just a heads up....

You aren't going to find the girl of your dreams with the profile. You aren't looking for anything serious...I think you'll do fine. It's immature & the fun/sarcasm written, is a bit over the top, OP, but you'll get silly girls who will suck down the shots & giggle at a whim. You get what you put out there.

Good for you and good luck. If I meet people I like online I talk to them on the phone. Yea, I'm paranoid as any GLPer, but Ill talk to someone rather than go to a dating or whatever site. I'd rather let it be random. Making friends works too, we all have unique properties.

Exactly where I am at now. I dug this old profile out from a year ago and left it unchanged for this.

Its interesting to look back at it.

Honesty and truth.

If they dont like it, its not meant to be....

Anyone else wanna have a shot?

It's pretty quiet here today, not the best time to advertise.

Yea I have looked at my old profiles, I'm always pretty honest but I realized at some point that online "dating profiles" and such are pointless. You dont find love that way, you might find fun, but you will for sure meet more great people just randomly! I am 32 and still hot, unlike the other gals I went to high school with, LOL! It's probably harder for a guy, but I really feel the online dating is a dead end, you can share the real details when you meet someone face to face. If youre psychic at all the phone works great too. Good luck man!

Just stick a frangipani behind your ear and go walking around Coolangatte.

gatta

I dont call it psychic, I call it gut feeling.

Had my share of women who were 5feet high and 4feet wide describing themselves as "athletic".....god knows what their physical specialty was.

You one of those typical goldy sluts?

On the phone?

I'm just curious why people post on dating sites. I think I'd be terrified myself. I know looking around out there gets old but still. Have you ever had any luck with it?

You remind me of soggy toast and overcooked porridge.


Just pathetic.

Thank you, you are free to fuck off and do something else...

Hey, I'm not the loser here, you are, just keep that in mind.

No, but that's what you're after isn't it?

And you look like a cabbage.

I will hold your advice on the same level as your opinion o wise knobsuker...

So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys

Now this is what I am talking about....

You guys make me proud to be Australian.....

A bit of a rewrite on the ad, use a different photo and talk a little bit about what kind of woman you want to meet. There's too much 'guy appeal' in your ad, the big bewbs and beer thing, it's like your trying to appeal to guys.

The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife....

"Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure"

Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...."

Good advise. I like that. Thank you. Suggest a rewrite...

You haven't passed out yet?

Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :)

Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated....