Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13524381 Australia 03/31/2012 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... A bit of a rewrite on the ad, use a different photo and talk a little bit about what kind of woman you want to meet. There's too much 'guy appeal' in your ad, the big bewbs and beer thing, it's like your trying to appeal to guys. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13524381 Good advise. I like that. Thank you. Suggest a rewrite... Don't use a photo with your beer mates in it, it tells women that your gonna be blabbing everything to your beer mates. The guy appeal stuff is all at the top of the ad which is the bit people are gonna read, the longer bio stuff at the bottom is quite funny and 'real' and I like it, but a lot of women won't get to that part cos the 'guy appeal' top part of the ad puts them off. You could put the big bewbs and beer stuff down the bottom of the ad, nothing wrong with those statements but not as a HEADLINE. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13551667 Australia 03/31/2012 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... You haven't passed out yet? Quoting: Taralily Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :) Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated.... she sounds like a nice person |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13542332 United States 03/31/2012 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332 The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife.... "Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure" Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...." Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13496924 United States 03/31/2012 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Try a less 'party boy', 'me and me mates', 'married to the booze' type pic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13524381 yeah the new age bitches dont go for it as much as they used to Hahahaha gotta be a rich hippy nowadays... No you don't, unless it's a fool who wants to date you. People don't get or stay rich by giving their money away. A potential mate can be rolling in money but that's no reason to think you're going to get any of it or that any will be spent on you. Your profile was IMHO, a bit vapid but it's POF, after all and you can tell by the type of people who'll contact you if it was the right kind to post. There's naught wrong with your looks but that guy sitting next to you is plenty 'odd.' Someone might be led to think your sense of humor is tiresomely coarse. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12435492 United States 03/31/2012 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... You haven't passed out yet? Quoting: Taralily Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :) Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated.... pics if it happens. Nevermind that would be on the news maybe with video. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 3125037 Australia 03/31/2012 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... A bit of a rewrite on the ad, use a different photo and talk a little bit about what kind of woman you want to meet. There's too much 'guy appeal' in your ad, the big bewbs and beer thing, it's like your trying to appeal to guys. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13524381 Good advise. I like that. Thank you. Suggest a rewrite... Don't use a photo with your beer mates in it, it tells women that your gonna be blabbing everything to your beer mates. The guy appeal stuff is all at the top of the ad which is the bit people are gonna read, the longer bio stuff at the bottom is quite funny and 'real' and I like it, but a lot of women won't get to that part cos the 'guy appeal' top part of the ad puts them off. You could put the big bewbs and beer stuff down the bottom of the ad, nothing wrong with those statements but not as a HEADLINE. Awesome. You do speak truth with your words. Love your style. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 3125037 Australia 03/31/2012 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... You haven't passed out yet? Quoting: Taralily Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :) Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated.... pics if it happens. Nevermind that would be on the news maybe with video. It would be supressed as a racial matter.... Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13496565 New Zealand 03/31/2012 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Not if he's so needed and lacking self worth to ask on random boards if we is worthy... Be strong. We want men to have faith in themselves, otherwise we cannot. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 3125037 Australia 03/31/2012 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Not if he's so needed and lacking self worth to ask on random boards if we is worthy... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13496565 Be strong. We want men to have faith in themselves, otherwise we cannot. Fair call. You say you are unable to have faith in yourself if members of the opposite sex do not have faith in themselves. Way to come across all codependant and shit.... Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 3125037 Australia 03/31/2012 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332 The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife.... "Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure" Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...." Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids. Love it... Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 3125037 Australia 03/31/2012 02:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... You haven't passed out yet? Quoting: Taralily Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :) Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated.... she sounds like a nice person Better than all previous women. Yes. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13542332 United States 03/31/2012 02:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... So you cant tell when someone's fat over the phone? Use your psychic stuff while talking to SEE them, not just the physical either, although for sure I dont go for fat guys Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332 The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife.... "Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure" Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...." Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids. Love it... Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side |
TXGal4Truth User ID: 1013398 United States 03/31/2012 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... I think you are a cutie pie! :) So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8806956 United States 03/31/2012 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Oh, I just saw the bottom part of your profile. I am really irked with your age requirement. So you are 38, but she's gotta be 25-37. That to me always screams issues. I would never contact a guy with such a range even if I fell in it. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 865119 Australia 03/31/2012 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... ... Quoting: Baldrick The girls have a full anti fat camera angle website they go to so they can dupe unsuspecting guys. Its rife.... "Hi I want a tall dark muscular man who is financially secure" Reality, "I'm short, fat, got two kids, and really want a root...." Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids. Love it... Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side We are talking about women. Making sure she is on my side? Ya lost me there.... She does what makes me happy. I do what makes her happy. If anywhere in between, by doing those things I or her become unhappy, its time to talk.... Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
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Baldrick (OP) User ID: 865119 Australia 03/31/2012 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Oh, I just saw the bottom part of your profile. I am really irked with your age requirement. So you are 38, but she's gotta be 25-37. That to me always screams issues. I would never contact a guy with such a range even if I fell in it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956 Fair call, but the parameters of the site meant that to leave age open, I was consitently harrased by this Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13542332 United States 03/31/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... I met an australian man once, and he was manly, but he didnt like guns. what the fuck is that about? Im a single hot woman who for work goes to compton and such. My gun gives me confidence, it keeps me from having victim posture. What do aussie hot chicks do? or do they worry about nothing? Basically I am bagging on your location because you guys get stomped on by your own gov, i really have no right to bag, but still you are asking for it Real men withdraw from supporting the gov like all doom gals do too. We are in this together, dont you see the dating profiles and sites are just to upset you? |
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Baldrick (OP) User ID: 865119 Australia 03/31/2012 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... You know it is frustrating, as an american woman who is a real woman, its hard to find a real man, one must go to hinterlands and accept the mountain men. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332 I met an australian man once, and he was manly, but he didnt like guns. what the fuck is that about? Im a single hot woman who for work goes to compton and such. My gun gives me confidence, it keeps me from having victim posture. What do aussie hot chicks do? or do they worry about nothing? Basically I am bagging on your location because you guys get stomped on by your own gov, i really have no right to bag, but still you are asking for it Real men withdraw from supporting the gov like all doom gals do too. We are in this together, dont you see the dating profiles and sites are just to upset you? Loud and clear. Real men do not brag about guns. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
danwa User ID: 1522311 United States 03/31/2012 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... You haven't passed out yet? Quoting: Taralily Winner you are. Oh...I want the beer an warm weather too please :) Passed out? If I do, the missus will come home, see me slumped over the keyboard with this thread on the screen. At that point I will be knocked unconscious and quite possible castrated.... she sounds like a nice person Better than all previous women. Yes. They're all better than the previous one. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13542332 United States 03/31/2012 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13542332 Goofy fat chicks! I guess I live under a rock. GO OUTSIDE and look at women, find a hot one that likes doom, and then ask about kids and such Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids. Love it... Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side We are talking about women. Making sure she is on my side? Ya lost me there.... She does what makes me happy. I do what makes her happy. If anywhere in between, by doing those things I or her become unhappy, its time to talk.... Well a partner in life, yes, but im saying you must have close interests. If you come here, I assume you already know youre kindof a wierdo therefore you must find a slight wierdo for do these things that make eachother happy. If I were to use my psychic stuff Id say you are not the profile, you are much younger and think you can find someone that makes you happy online on dating sites. Making someone happy and visa versa happens through time only |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8806956 United States 03/31/2012 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Oh, I just saw the bottom part of your profile. I am really irked with your age requirement. So you are 38, but she's gotta be 25-37. That to me always screams issues. I would never contact a guy with such a range even if I fell in it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956 Fair call, but the parameters of the site meant that to leave age open, I was consitently harrased by this :moist: Then why not put a range of 25-45, or are you one of those guys that has a hangup about the woman being a day older than you? Half my relationships were with younger men, and at 38 I am still always approached by young men, I mean really young so it seems odd that some guys seek younger women when there are so many attractive, fit and interesting ones not much older than you, nothing like the pic you posted. |
Baldrick (OP) User ID: 865119 Australia 03/31/2012 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... ... Quoting: Baldrick Find a woman who believes in doom, and then start planning for a future with kids. Love it... Well it is interesting how you interpreted it :) I was meaning ask about all that ego need stuff after you make sure shes on your side We are talking about women. Making sure she is on my side? Ya lost me there.... She does what makes me happy. I do what makes her happy. If anywhere in between, by doing those things I or her become unhappy, its time to talk.... Well a partner in life, yes, but im saying you must have close interests. If you come here, I assume you already know youre kindof a wierdo therefore you must find a slight wierdo for do these things that make eachother happy. If I were to use my psychic stuff Id say you are not the profile, you are much younger and think you can find someone that makes you happy online on dating sites. Making someone happy and visa versa happens through time only Ok, my synapsis have fried trying to comprehend that. Not being mean, but what the hell are you talking about? Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13496565 New Zealand 03/31/2012 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Alright. I am inebriated. Womens opinions. Would you date this guy??? Yes its me attention whoring. GLP trolls have been disapointing so far.... Not if he's so needed and lacking self worth to ask on random boards if we is worthy... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13496565 Be strong. We want men to have faith in themselves, otherwise we cannot. Fair call. You say you are unable to have faith in yourself if members of the opposite sex do not have faith in themselves. Way to come across all codependant and shit.... You read that wrong, we cannot have faith in YOU if you don't have faith in yourself. Me, I Am, and know that the man I have has strength in himself. My suggestion is you find your own and then the woman will recognize it, and appreciate it and you. |