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Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

 
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Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked
LEBANON, OHIO—Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government.

According to Armstrong, he was forced to reconsider every single detail of the monumental journey after watching a few persuasive YouTube videos, and reading several blog posts on conspiracy theorist Ralph Coleman's website, OmissionControl.org.

"It only took a few hastily written paragraphs published by this passionate denier of mankind's so-called 'greatest technological achievement' for me to realize I had been living a lie, " said a visibly emotional Armstrong, addressing reporters at his home. "It has become painfully clear to me that on July 20, 1969, the Lunar Module under the control of my crew did not in fact travel 250,000 miles over eight days, touch down on the moon, and perform various experiments, ushering in a new era for humanity. Instead, the entire thing was filmed on a soundstage, most likely in New Mexico."

"This is the only logical interpretation of the numerous inconsistencies in the grainy, 40-year-old footage," Armstrong added.
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Satire.
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IT IS ONE SHORT DAY IN HISTORY

BUT ONE SMALL 90 DEGREE RIGHT ANGLE TURN SIMULTANEOUS WITH A PROCESS THAT NEGATES THE EM FIELDS OF THE UNIVERSE INTO THE NEXT 'SEGMENT' OF SPACE/TIME
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Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

August 31, 2009 | OMIGOD!!!
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Video?
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Seriously?
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sounds funny but...

Neil Armstrong has made virtually NO public appearances since his moon landing.

Other astronauts have come forward and claimed that we are in touch with space aliens (Edgar Mitchell).
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They never got the sky right
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sounds funny but...

Neil Armstrong has made virtually NO public appearances since his moon landing.

Other astronauts have come forward and claimed that we are in touch with space aliens (Edgar Mitchell).
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I guess you missed all the 40th anniversary events...he made a large number of appearances.

and the "another astronaut" thing...did Mitchell deny walking on the Moon...ever?

Choose your "witnesses" carefully...
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