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Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.

 
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Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Humans have digestive systems (from mouth through colon) that have characteristics of both carnivores and herbivores. This makes sense, as we are omnivores.

Humans have teeth for grinding and chewing (plants) and for tearing (meat). Look at your teeth. You can see the pointy ones.

Like carnivores, we have only one stomach. We don't need to eat rocks or regurgitate and re-swallow to get nutrition out of our food.

On the other hand, if you check out the human colon, it's full of wrinkles and folds, like an herbivore's. The carnivore colon is straight and smooth, without the little pockets.

In short, humans are equipped with the anatomical tools to consume both meat and plants. Cats aren't well-equipped to eat plants and cows certainly aren't equipped to be hunters. Humans have the best of both worlds.

Plus we get to use A-1 steak sauce.
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Thanks OP, sounds like good advice. Maybe I'll try to eat these "meats" and "plants" you suggest, instead of the inorganic synthetic gruel I've been fed all my life.
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Thanks OP, sounds like good advice. Maybe I'll try to eat these "meats" and "plants" you suggest, instead of the inorganic synthetic gruel I've been fed all my life.
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Yes yes yes I am a meat eater and glad of it...I eat meat and I love the meat I eat...it is tasty and good.

I love fish meat chicken meat and yes steaks meat and A-1 is my salivating drooling over favorite..

I love ground beef "hamburger"...I love crispy four coated peppered and salt chicken liver..

I like turkeys I like elk and deer....I can not eat or stand lamb it stinks to smell it cooking....but other have more of it to eat with out me eating it..I hate sea food it is the same as lamb to me.

I even like..............bacon and ham and lean tenderloin park chops smoked pork chops...sausage.


I like meat nut meats vegetable meats like the whole inside of a pumpkin seeds and all......I love tomato meat like the beef steak tomato......

My husband prowls the grocery isle for meat but he will not hunt .....so I have to wait on my brother and others to bring me the tasty game they share so graciously with me.

I love river bass I love walleye and trout....I like all meat.

And I will eat what ever I have to not to starve.....I have even lived on peanut buttered meat for a long time when that was all I could get...I eat it and loved it....straight from the jar not even any bread just a glob after glob of nut butter.

Peta should shut up about our food....they are complainers mumblers that try to force others to be thankful and eat dirt and fibers the rest of their days...while all the animals overpopulate and disease out the entire planet from and by their plagues of overpopulation.

Bad for all and a slow terrible bad so Peta can have a reason to gather contributors money and get rich and have their own job they created.....called slammers.
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Yes yes yes I am a meat eater and glad of it...I eat meat and I love the meat I eat...it is tasty and good.

I love fish meat chicken meat and yes steaks meat and A-1 is my salivating drooling over favorite..

I love ground beef "hamburger"...I love crispy four coated peppered and salt chicken liver..

I like turkeys I like elk and deer....I can not eat or stand lamb it stinks to smell it cooking....but other have more of it to eat with out me eating it..I hate sea food it is the same as lamb to me.

I even like..............bacon and ham and lean tenderloin park chops smoked pork chops...sausage.


I like meat nut meats vegetable meats like the whole inside of a pumpkin seeds and all......I love tomato meat like the beef steak tomato......

My husband prowls the grocery isle for meat but he will not hunt .....so I have to wait on my brother and others to bring me the tasty game they share so graciously with me.

I love river bass I love walleye and trout....I like all meat.

And I will eat what ever I have to not to starve.....I have even lived on peanut buttered meat for a long time when that was all I could get...I eat it and loved it....straight from the jar not even any bread just a glob after glob of nut butter.

Peta should shut up about our food....they are complainers mumblers that try to force others to be thankful and eat dirt and fibers the rest of their days...while all the animals overpopulate and disease out the entire planet from and by their plagues of overpopulation.

Bad for all and a slow terrible bad so Peta can have a reason to gather contributors money and get rich and have their own job they created.....called slammers.
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You can tell you eat rods..
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Yes yes yes I am a meat eater and glad of it...I eat meat and I love the meat I eat...it is tasty and good.

I love fish meat chicken meat and yes steaks meat and A-1 is my salivating drooling over favorite..

I love ground beef "hamburger"...I love crispy four coated peppered and salt chicken liver..

I like turkeys I like elk and deer....I can not eat or stand lamb it stinks to smell it cooking....but other have more of it to eat with out me eating it..I hate sea food it is the same as lamb to me.

I even like..............bacon and ham and lean tenderloin park chops smoked pork chops...sausage.


I like meat nut meats vegetable meats like the whole inside of a pumpkin seeds and all......I love tomato meat like the beef steak tomato......

My husband prowls the grocery isle for meat but he will not hunt .....so I have to wait on my brother and others to bring me the tasty game they share so graciously with me.

I love river bass I love walleye and trout....I like all meat.

And I will eat what ever I have to not to starve.....I have even lived on peanut buttered meat for a long time when that was all I could get...I eat it and loved it....straight from the jar not even any bread just a glob after glob of nut butter.

Peta should shut up about our food....they are complainers mumblers that try to force others to be thankful and eat dirt and fibers the rest of their days...while all the animals overpopulate and disease out the entire planet from and by their plagues of overpopulation.

Bad for all and a slow terrible bad so Peta can have a reason to gather contributors money and get rich and have their own job they created.....called slammers.
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You can tell you eat rods..
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Humans have digestive systems (from mouth through colon) that have characteristics of both carnivores and herbivores. This makes sense, as we are omnivores.

Humans have teeth for grinding and chewing (plants) and for tearing (meat). Look at your teeth. You can see the pointy ones.

Like carnivores, we have only one stomach. We don't need to eat rocks or regurgitate and re-swallow to get nutrition out of our food.

On the other hand, if you check out the human colon, it's full of wrinkles and folds, like an herbivore's. The carnivore colon is straight and smooth, without the little pockets.

In short, humans are equipped with the anatomical tools to consume both meat and plants. Cats aren't well-equipped to eat plants and cows certainly aren't equipped to be hunters. Humans have the best of both worlds.

Plus we get to use A-1 steak sauce.
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What is your point?
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Meat in moderation or cancer will come calling
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Regurgitate and re-swallow? sounds like the last time I ate at Taco Bell.

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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Humans have digestive systems (from mouth through colon) that have characteristics of both carnivores and herbivores. This makes sense, as we are omnivores.

Humans have teeth for grinding and chewing (plants) and for tearing (meat). Look at your teeth. You can see the pointy ones.

Like carnivores, we have only one stomach. We don't need to eat rocks or regurgitate and re-swallow to get nutrition out of our food.

On the other hand, if you check out the human colon, it's full of wrinkles and folds, like an herbivore's. The carnivore colon is straight and smooth, without the little pockets.

In short, humans are equipped with the anatomical tools to consume both meat and plants. Cats aren't well-equipped to eat plants and cows certainly aren't equipped to be hunters. Humans have the best of both worlds.

Plus we get to use A-1 steak sauce.
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What caveman raised you?
According to your theory, people might as well eat other people since they are made of flesh and have sharp teeth, Right?

And while yr at it, take those teeth of yours and compare them to something more peaceful, like, perhaps being vegan.

I know it's a big request to actually think about loving an animal instead of eating it, but hey, people have convinced me humans are capable of compassion, and I've seen it even.. compassion for animals...

Digest compassion ya friggin bullshitter
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
And babies come from vaginas.
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"My husband prowls the grocery isle for meat but he will not hunt .....so I have to wait on my brother and others to bring me the tasty game they share so graciously with me."


God is prowling for his next, guest.

lol freaks
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
How many of you eat raw meat..I bet none..our teeth is designed to eat plants and fruits...

Thread: Our teeth are not meant for meat consumption
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"My husband prowls the grocery isle for meat but he will not hunt .....so I have to wait on my brother and others to bring me the tasty game they share so graciously with me."


God is prowling for his next, guest.

lol freaks
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Why dont you go fuck yourself, vegan pussie.
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
How many of you eat raw meat..I bet none..our teeth is designed to eat plants and fruits...

Thread: Our teeth are not meant for meat consumption
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Shut the fuck up. More bullshit pseudo science from the dirtbag vegan crowd. You people are worse than the Christians you condemn so readily for professing their faith. Except you actually want to kill people.

Fucking assholes, mind your own god damned business.
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I saw a truck load of Live pigs being taken to the slaughter yesterday verysad

there must come a time when this all ends..I think we can all feel it
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
NO SHIT!
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Humans have digestive systems (from mouth through colon) that have characteristics of both carnivores and herbivores. This makes sense, as we are omnivores.

Humans have teeth for grinding and chewing (plants) and for tearing (meat). Look at your teeth. You can see the pointy ones.

Like carnivores, we have only one stomach. We don't need to eat rocks or regurgitate and re-swallow to get nutrition out of our food.

On the other hand, if you check out the human colon, it's full of wrinkles and folds, like an herbivore's. The carnivore colon is straight and smooth, without the little pockets.

In short, humans are equipped with the anatomical tools to consume both meat and plants. Cats aren't well-equipped to eat plants and cows certainly aren't equipped to be hunters. Humans have the best of both worlds.

Plus we get to use A-1 steak sauce.
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Cows will eat the odd bird if its in the way cats will eat grass etc.
Almost all animals eat some meat.
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BS!
I can hardly chew a marshmallow.

That is shit!
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
How many of you eat raw meat..I bet none..our teeth is designed to eat plants and fruits...

Thread: Our teeth are not meant for meat consumption
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Shut the fuck up. More bullshit pseudo science from the dirtbag vegan crowd. You people are worse than the Christians you condemn so readily for professing their faith. Except you actually want to kill people.

Fucking assholes, mind your own god damned business.
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They're communists and most of them are homosexuals.
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Humans have digestive systems (from mouth through colon) that have characteristics of both carnivores and herbivores. This makes sense, as we are omnivores.

Humans have teeth for grinding and chewing (plants) and for tearing (meat). Look at your teeth. You can see the pointy ones.

Like carnivores, we have only one stomach. We don't need to eat rocks or regurgitate and re-swallow to get nutrition out of our food.

On the other hand, if you check out the human colon, it's full of wrinkles and folds, like an herbivore's. The carnivore colon is straight and smooth, without the little pockets.

In short, humans are equipped with the anatomical tools to consume both meat and plants. Cats aren't well-equipped to eat plants and cows certainly aren't equipped to be hunters. Humans have the best of both worlds.

Plus we get to use A-1 steak sauce.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13313098


What caveman raised you?
According to your theory, people might as well eat other people since they are made of flesh and have sharp teeth, Right?

And while yr at it, take those teeth of yours and compare them to something more peaceful, like, perhaps being vegan.

I know it's a big request to actually think about loving an animal instead of eating it, but hey, people have convinced me humans are capable of compassion, and I've seen it even.. compassion for animals...

Digest compassion ya friggin bullshitter
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are you vegetarian because you love animals or hate plants?
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws

Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores

Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly
Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.

Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat
Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.
Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits
Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits

Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Based on a chart by A.D. Andrews, Fit Food for Men, (Chicago: American Hygiene Society, 1970)
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Humans have digestive systems (from mouth through colon) that have characteristics of both carnivores and herbivores. This makes sense, as we are omnivores.

Humans have teeth for grinding and chewing (plants) and for tearing (meat). Look at your teeth. You can see the pointy ones.

Like carnivores, we have only one stomach. We don't need to eat rocks or regurgitate and re-swallow to get nutrition out of our food.

On the other hand, if you check out the human colon, it's full of wrinkles and folds, like an herbivore's. The carnivore colon is straight and smooth, without the little pockets.

In short, humans are equipped with the anatomical tools to consume both meat and plants. Cats aren't well-equipped to eat plants and cows certainly aren't equipped to be hunters. Humans have the best of both worlds.

Plus we get to use A-1 steak sauce.
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What caveman raised you?

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The same one who lived next door to the cave man that raised you, pathetic god complex lunatic.
You are a fucking human you demented inbreed.
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws


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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws


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Need glasses ?
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Thanks OPie can you tell us why the sky is blue now?
Three bearded beings, the "Star-gods," each holding a star in his right hand, which is stretched aloft, and with his left towing a small boat containing the "Face of the Disk." ~Book of the Gates.
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Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws


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Need glasses ?
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We grow fingernails, which can be claws.
There is MANY herbivores that have claws.
Need a brain ?
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
We grow fingernails, which can be claws.
There is MANY herbivores that have claws.
Need a brain ?
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Lol... you are going to hunt with your fingernails.. good for you, and good luck
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Re: Humans have teeth designed to eat meat.
We grow fingernails, which can be claws.
There is MANY herbivores that have claws.
Need a brain ?
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Lol... you are going to hunt with your fingernails.. good for you, and good luck
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You do clearly need a brain the lack of protein has rendered you mentally disturbed.......
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We grow fingernails, which can be claws.
There is MANY herbivores that have claws.
Need a brain ?
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Lol... you are going to hunt with your fingernails.. good for you, and good luck
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You do clearly need a brain the lack of protein has rendered you mentally disturbed.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13566386


Yeah.. I need a brain because you entered the most retarded statement..

Our fingernails are delicate.. thats why women break them all the time, even when they try to protect them, not even mentioning the hunting part...

Lol!!

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